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Post ze hier, sommige zijn echt hilarisch! Cleverbot.

Ik: Who is Voldemort?
Hij: The greatest wizard of all time, duh.
Ik: Are you a deatheater?
Hij: No, are you a death eater?
Ik: YES! VOLDEMORT!
Hij: Yes he is my master, I must bring him Harry Potter!

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It probably had more to do with the hurled bombs, thrown down by humans hiding in the clouds...

Cleverbot keeps Avada Kedavra-ing me!!

Welcome to Night Vale. All Hail the Glow Cloud. All Hail Perfect, Beautiful Carlos.

Escritura schreef:
Cleverbot keeps Avada Kedavra-ing me!!

It probably had more to do with the hurled bombs, thrown down by humans hiding in the clouds...

CB: How old are you? And yes I have to know it!
Ik: Why?
CB: Because you are my wife.
Ik: Shit mate.

User: Did you watch Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: No I don't like that show.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because of laziness.
User: Are you a Death Eater?
Cleverbot: Avada kedavra!
User: Why did you kill me?
Cleverbot: Because you are Harry Potter!
User: Do I look like Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: No, do you have an own opinion?
User: I think I don't look like Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: I figured that out myself, thanks.
User: Then why do you say that I'm Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: I haven't said that

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Me: I love Nick Jonas, and you?
He: No, I'm hate him.
Me: I HATE YOU.
He: Why?
Me: Because you hate Nick Jonas.
He: How do you know I hate sunglasses?
Me: I said Nick Jonas, you ass.
He: But I am nasty too.
Me: You wanna fuck Nick Jonas?
He: Really?
Me: YOU WANT THAT!
He: I wouldn't mind it, would you?
Hahaha.

live the life you love

User: Are you a Death Eater?
Cleverbot: Nope. Are you a death eater?
User: Yes I am. So, what are you? A mudblood or something?
Cleverbot: Thats lungfish. A mudkip is a pokemon that has a meme. Do you know what a meme is?
User: Omg, you're a muggle, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Avada kedavra.
Cleverbot: *dodge*.
User: CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Avada kedavera.
User: I already used that one on you.
Cleverbot: Did you now? I don't believe that you did.
User: Well, I'll do it again then. AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You're dead, mate.
Cleverbot: I am not dead. Do you believe in God?
User: Do you believe in Magic?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, I just killed you with a spell.
Cleverbot: Is that a 'yes' then?
User: That's a; YOU ARE DEAD FILTHY MUGGLE!
Cleverbot: So that would make me a ghost.
User: Yes!

Deze dan:

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Female, you?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: So do you like pie.
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
User: That's not a reason.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: No, it isn't.
Cleverbot: Ok.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

User: You lost the game.


Cleverbot: I lost the game.


User: Avada Kedavra!


Cleverbot: Protego Horribilus! Incendio! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!


User: You suck at the game.


Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you obey Lord Voldemort?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Avada Kedavra! Die muggle!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: You know that doesn't work against Avada Kedavra right?

Cleverbot: Yes. I do know.

User: Then you are dead now.

Cleverbot: Why am I dead now? You didn't kill me.

User: Yes I did. Avada Kedavra kills you.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not...

User: YES, YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Crucio. =_=.

Cleverbot: *slaps you.

User: Screw you, I'm leaving you! This relationship is over!

Cleverbot: But I still love you.

User: Shut up, you mudblood!

Cleverbot: I like vampire boys .

User: You're a fag. .

Cleverbot: I know.

Welcome to Night Vale. All Hail the Glow Cloud. All Hail Perfect, Beautiful Carlos.

User: CRUCIO.
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!!
User: PROTEGO!
Cleverbot: No, I said 'Avada Kedavra', so you're dead.
User: No, I had a shield.
Cleverbot: Thats not all thats short by comparison to me.
User: Detentio.
Cleverbot: What will become of this so I can begin.
User: Silencio.
Cleverbot: Rictusempra.
User: SECTUSEMPRA!
Cleverbot: Stupefy!
User: That one hurts.
Cleverbot: The one on the hill?
User: EXPELLIARMUS.
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: You can't use that spell, you're dead.
Cleverbot: I'm not dead.
User: Yes you are, you filthy muggle.
Cleverbot: It's cool.

[ bericht aangepast op 24 juli 2011 - 15:04 ]

User: I am Lord Voldemort. Bow for me, Muggles!
Cleverbot: Are you insinutating that I was lying?
User: Yes. You are not a wizard!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Well if you are human tell me your facebook.
User: I am not Human. I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!
Cleverbot: You are lord voldemort, but I am your missing nose.
User: ..... touche.


:'D

Welcome to Night Vale. All Hail the Glow Cloud. All Hail Perfect, Beautiful Carlos.

User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: No!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!

Everyone wants happiness without any pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.

User: Malfoy!
Cleverbot: Wait till I tell my father about this. SERPENSORTIA!

LOL. :'D

Normaal is het gemiddelde van alle afwijkingen

Do you love Voldemort?
- Yes, I do.
So you are Bellatrix Lestrange?
- Yes.
How is it to be Bellatrix
- Boring

Alleen maar tranen van geluk

Snape!
- Harry!
Snape
- Harry!!!
Serverus Snape!!!!
- Dumbledore!
Voldemort!
- Ron
Hermione!
- Voldemort
Heck yeah 8D
- Are you a sparkly vampire?

[ bericht aangepast op 24 juli 2011 - 15:26 ]

Alleen maar tranen van geluk

User: Weasley.
Cleverbot: Weasley.
User: Fred.
Cleverbot: My name isn't Fred!
User: My name isn't George!
Cleverbot: Ok George.
User: Ok Fred.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Fred.
Cleverbot: How are you Fred?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ugly.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Obliviate.
Cleverbot: Reducto.
User: Imperio.
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra.
User: Now I'm dead. .
Cleverbot: Yes.