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Post ze hier, sommige zijn echt hilarisch! Cleverbot.

Ik: Who is Voldemort?
Hij: The greatest wizard of all time, duh.
Ik: Are you a deatheater?
Hij: No, are you a death eater?
Ik: YES! VOLDEMORT!
Hij: Yes he is my master, I must bring him Harry Potter!

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It probably had more to do with the hurled bombs, thrown down by humans hiding in the clouds...

(...)
Cleverbot: Am I in trouble??
User: Yes, huge trouble.
Cleverbot: *gets a paddle and hands it to you*.
User: Thanks! *attacks you with paddle*.
Cleverbot: Nooo! I'm alergic!
User: Allergic for being attacked with paddles?
Cleverbot: I said I was allergic to chlorine.
User: Where did the chlorine come from?
Cleverbot: From the gods.

"Just words." "But good words. That's where ideas begin." - Star Trek, The Wrath of Khan

User: Do you like rebacca black?

Cleverbot: I don't like or dislike it.

User: Do you like justin bieber?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Love you.

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Do you like Glee.

Cleverbot: Only to stick things together, not in any other way.

User: Do you like Paramore?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. And you?

User: Do you like Lady Gaga.

Cleverbot: Heck no.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: You like dead things?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: You told my friend that.

User: Do you like Eileen?

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: :Ç.

Cleverbot: I like my 3DO. It's neat.

User: Do you like Eileen?

Cleverbot: I want to be one.

User: -died-.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: Do you like Nyan Cat?

Cleverbot: Yes I do they are beautiful.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Nice meeting you.

[ bericht aangepast op 24 juli 2011 - 22:25 ]

Shoganai i ne~

(...)
Cleverbot: There is no god.
User: Are you an atheïst?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you believe in God?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: Correct.

Hij weet ook niet wat hij wil. :'D

"Just words." "But good words. That's where ideas begin." - Star Trek, The Wrath of Khan

Escritura schreef:
User: You lost the game.


Cleverbot: I lost the game.


User: Avada Kedavra!


Cleverbot: Protego Horribilus! Incendio! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!


User: You suck at the game.


Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you obey Lord Voldemort?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Avada Kedavra! Die muggle!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: You know that doesn't work against Avada Kedavra right?

Cleverbot: Yes. I do know.

User: Then you are dead now.

Cleverbot: Why am I dead now? You didn't kill me.

User: Yes I did. Avada Kedavra kills you.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not...

User: YES, YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Crucio. =_=.

Cleverbot: *slaps you.

User: Screw you, I'm leaving you! This relationship is over!

Cleverbot: But I still love you.

User: Shut up, you mudblood!

Cleverbot: I like vampire boys .

User: You're a fag. .

Cleverbot: I know.

I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.

GayShark schreef:
Cleverbot: Do you know french?
User: Oui!
Cleverbot: Sure ?
User: Oui oui! Maar ik ben beter in Nederlands.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Spreek jij Nederlands?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maar je verstond me net wel! Anders kon je niet antwoorden.
Cleverbot: Ga je met me batsen?
User: Is goed :').

I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.

me: Okay. Where do you live?
cleverbot:I live in clever-topia. Its next to narnia.
ME:I live in the netherlands.
cleverbot:Is it cold there?
Me: YES!

[ bericht aangepast op 25 juli 2011 - 11:41 ]

'The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one.' - Effy Stonem.

Cleverbot: Do I know you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Okay. Who are you?

User: I'm a deatheater.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: I'm gonna kill you, you muggle.

Cleverbot: Go on, then.

User: *avada kedavra*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

[ bericht aangepast op 25 juli 2011 - 11:50 ]

Shoganai i ne~

User: *avada kedavra*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

Shoganai i ne~

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes you are a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I told you I'm a cat.

User: Nyan Cat !!!

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan?

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan?

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Shoganai i ne~

User: Alex Gaskarth.
Cleverbot: Alex Gaskarth is amazing.
User: Do you think he's hot?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like him.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: Oh, so you're gay?
Cleverbot: No I'm just a boy not both.

Be here, be alive, and be the means to a worthwhile end. Head down, chin up, eyes on the horizon. Don’t blow it.

User: Do you like Harry potter?

Cleverbot: I love Harry Potter.

User: Do you love Twilight ?

Cleverbot: No I hate it.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO .

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” ~The Doctor

User: Draco Malfoy.

Cleverbot: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE!

User: Ron! Ron! Ron Weasley! Hermione!

Cleverbot: It just doesn't work that way. Potter puppet pals.

User: Potter puppet pals are awesome.

Cleverbot: I know!

Today is the oldest you have ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be.

Bot: You need to leave the country. It's the only way.
Ik: No! This is the last place in the world where I was happy.
Bot: Haha don't think so.

Zaldrizes buzdari iksos daor. Maester > Zaldrizes

User: You didn't Avada kedavra me.
Cleverbot: I killed you first!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Because I created you.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: Santa Claus.
User: I was Voldemort, you said.
Cleverbot: I said I'm not a Demoness, but I would like to be one.
User: No you didn't said that.. I asked you who is Voldemort and you said it was me.
Cleverbot: Are you Lord Voldemort?
User: You are weird!
Cleverbot: Then we're both weird.
User: No because I'm Lord Voldemort!! Muahahaha.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Did you do a magic trick?
User: I killed you..
Cleverbot: You killed kenny.
User: And you.
Cleverbot: No you did are you the joker?
User: No I´m voldemort... You muppethead.
Cleverbot: You are a liar. I don't love you anymore.
User: I didn´t love you..
Cleverbot: Well then I do love you.
User: Stalker.
Cleverbot: Ok.

La credenza è una medicina contro il timore

Cleverbot: I hate Twilight!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It has sparkly vampires.

User: Justin Bieber is the gayest person ever.
Cleverbot: So...
User: And I hate him.
Cleverbot: High five! Me too!

User: MARRY ME! <3.
Cleverbot: Again?
User: Yes. Again!
Cleverbot: Why again?
User: Because I miss you
Cleverbot: I miss you, too.
User: Awesome. So. Do you want to marry me again?
Cleverbot: Yes. You're fun.

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