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Post ze hier, sommige zijn echt hilarisch! Cleverbot.

Ik: Who is Voldemort?
Hij: The greatest wizard of all time, duh.
Ik: Are you a deatheater?
Hij: No, are you a death eater?
Ik: YES! VOLDEMORT!
Hij: Yes he is my master, I must bring him Harry Potter!

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It probably had more to do with the hurled bombs, thrown down by humans hiding in the clouds...

User: I want to have sex with you.
Cleverbot: Okay, if you're the victim, I'll be the raper.

Say whut?oO'

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everything, in time

Ik:I didn't talked to you yesterday.
Hij:Yes you did.
Ik:No, i didn't.
Hij;Yep, you did.
ik:You are not really smart.
Hij:That is very rude.
Ik: i am rude

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'The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one.' - Effy Stonem.

You know what?
That magic exists.
Indeed.
Yes, thank you.
AVADA KEDAVRA!
AAGGHHHH!!!!! *dies*.

(:

[ bericht aangepast op 24 juli 2011 - 17:42 ]

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Only those who listen can hear

MyDrugIsYou schreef:
Ik:I didn't talked to you yesterday.
Hij:Yes you did.
Ik:No, i didn't.
Hij;Yep, you did.
ik:You are not really smart.
Hij:That is very rude.
Ik: i am rude

hij:I am in love with Peter.
ik:Peter pan?
hij:No. Just peter.
ik:Who is peter?
hij:Thats me.

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'The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one.' - Effy Stonem.

ik:do i know you??
hij: i dont know, you?
ik: Are you forget me?!
hij: No, not at all.
ik: Are you voldermort?
hij: No! I'm Beatriz.
ik: Who is that?
hij: Me.
ik: Did u know that voldermort has no nose??
hij: No.

[ bericht aangepast op 24 juli 2011 - 17:44 ]

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You can't not look cool with a crossbow.

Are you a robot?
No.
What are you then?
A human.
Yeah, right.
Are you calling me a liar?
Yes, I call you indeed a liar.
Sigh, whatever. Do you want to play a game?
Now you don't like me, because I think you're a robot, right?
I ran 6 miles today.
And? What does that have to do with you being a robot?
My age.
Coughs, what is your age? Hundred?
19.
Hahahahaha, nice joke!
It was not a joke.

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Quiet the mind, and the soul will speak.

User: Avada kedavra.

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: You know that doesn't work against Avada Kedavra right?

Cleverbot: That's what the description says.

User: Avada kedavra!

Cleverbot: *dogde*.

User: Avada kedavra.

Cleverbot: *dodges and grabs wand* stuptify.

User: You're dead.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Lol.

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"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." - Draco Malfoy

User: Malfoy?

Cleverbot: Yes, because I am hermione.

User: I'm Harry Potters sister.

Cleverbot: No. You just said you were Tom Marvelo Riddle.

User: No, I'm his sister.

Cleverbot: Oh. Are you as evil?

User: Harry isn't evil.

Cleverbot: How can I be sure?

User: Talk to him.

Cleverbot: And say what?

User: Hi, are you evil?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, say that to him.

Cleverbot: Did you ever kiss a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: No, I believe in magic, do you believe in magic?

Cleverbot: Yes, fairies are real.

User: No, magic like harry potter and voldemort.

Cleverbot: He has no nose.

User: Cool, I don't have a nose also.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm the sister of voldemort.

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: My name is voldemortita.

Cleverbot: I thought you were God.

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"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." - Draco Malfoy

Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!?

User: Why can you talk your dead!

Cleverbot: How do you know I talk?

User: Your say Avada Kedavra en you still life!Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Avada Kedavra! Die youre Muggle!

Cleverbot: Yes I am a muggle.

User: So why are you not dead?

Cleverbot: Because I'm alive.

User: .

Cleverbot: Now, do you honestly believe that you will be able to fool a computer scientist experienced in artificial intelligence?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Is it possible to make a popular online game in the Java programming language?

User: I don't no. I'm not a Muggle! Morsmordre! Voldemort will turnl.

Cleverbot: What is your opinion of voldemort?

User: He is good! The dark lord !

Cleverbot: No. Lord Voldemort!

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“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” ~The Doctor

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm Draco Malfoy.

User: Awesome. I'm Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: Rubeus Hagrid.

User: He's so fat.

Cleverbot: He may be fat now but he wasn't when he played for led zeppelin.

WHUT.

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Normaal is het gemiddelde van alle afwijkingen

User: Did you see Kakarot? I'm programmed to kill him.
Cleverbot: I thought you were programmed to talk!
User: I don't talk that much. Better in fighting. You?
Cleverbot: I don't even have any.
User: Cell is going to kill us all.
Cleverbot: They are too small for my imagination.
User: That's because of the juniors. But watch out, their powerlevels are very high.
Cleverbot: Good people can be idiots.
User: Yes. Therefore they need to be exterminated. Did you see Kakarot?
Cleverbot: Good. I hate poety.

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No growth of the heart is ever a waste

Cleverbot: I like Harry Potter. So do you love someone?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer Twilight OR Harry Potter?

User: HARRY POTTER.

Cleverbot: That DOES make you the coolest person in the world.

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You better put a condom on, if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.

User: Can you keep a secret ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I AM LORD VOLDEMORT -evil laugh-.

Cleverbot: You are NOT Lord Voldemort.

User: Yes I am. Crucio !

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People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

Cleverbot: Do you know french?
User: Oui!
Cleverbot: Sure ?
User: Oui oui! Maar ik ben beter in Nederlands.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Spreek jij Nederlands?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maar je verstond me net wel! Anders kon je niet antwoorden.
Cleverbot: Ga je met me batsen?
User: Is goed :').

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Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.

User - Do you know about the chamber of secrets
Cleverbot - Yes
Users - Can you tell me
Cleverbot - No, but I can show you
User - Voldemort!!!
Cleverbot - Yes! Crucio!

[ bericht aangepast op 24 juli 2011 - 22:10 ]

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I can no longer keep my head up, above me it's empty. There are no kings watching over me