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Post ze hier, sommige zijn echt hilarisch! Cleverbot.

Ik: Who is Voldemort?
Hij: The greatest wizard of all time, duh.
Ik: Are you a deatheater?
Hij: No, are you a death eater?
Ik: YES! VOLDEMORT!
Hij: Yes he is my master, I must bring him Harry Potter!

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It probably had more to do with the hurled bombs, thrown down by humans hiding in the clouds...

xSuzepuusx schreef:
User: I'm Lord Voldemort! Bow for me!
Cleverbot: You're Lord Voldemort?
User: Yes, I already told you, you filthy mudblood.
Cleverbot: And you are not a human being.
User: No! I'm a freaking wizard!
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Avada Kedavra.
Cleverbot: -dies.
User: Muhahaha.
Cleverbot: You are evil.
User: I'm lord Voldemort. Of course I'm evil.

I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.

User: I don't love voldemort!
Cleverbot: Lame.
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Cleverbot: Don't call me master!
User: I call you slafe, harry potter!
Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *casts dark mark*.
User: Rises again.
Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose. Some were born to sing the blues. Oh the music never ends, it goes on and on and on and on.
User: I don't understand, AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: You're really slow.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: Fine, I'm dead then. That's going to make this conversation very one-sided.
User: You have a point, CRUSIO THAN!
Cleverbot: Precisely.
User: Ok.

I can't do everything, but I'll do anything for you.

User: Who are you? Voldemort?
Cleverbot: I'm tom, you do not remember?
User: Tom Riddle?
Cleverbot: Yes, that is me.
User: You bastard!
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: You tried killing Harry potter for six times!
Cleverbot: No... When did that happen?

#WWED - What Would Emma Do?

User: What does your name mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are a dumb fuck.
Cleverbot: Because you are my mother and I inherited it off you.
User: I guess that makes you my bastard child.
Cleverbot: It makes you a bot.

All was well.

Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Uhm.
Cleverbot: I'm almost 15.
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: I didn't think AI could get confused.
User: I'm not AI.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: How are you human?
User: CONFUSED.
Cleverbot: Is that you?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: You mcj.
User: GODDAMMIT SHUT UP.
Cleverbot: Relax, you're getting confused.

All was well.

User: Hakuna Matata.
Cleverbot: What a wonderful phrase.
User: Hakuna Matata. Ain't no passing craze.
Cleverbot: It means no worries, for the rest of your days.
User: It's our problem-free philosophy.
Cleverbot: Hakuna Matata!

:')

But I still have this faith in the truth of my dreams.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because that is the definition of nonsense.

User: Is there a definition of perfection?

Cleverbot: Possibly, but not one I can think of. Do you know any decent alternatives?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are rude. I am leaving.

User: I'm not rude.

Cleverbot: You are RUDE.

User: What did I do to be rude then?

Cleverbot: Nothing, that's the problem.

User: Douchebag.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay, fine. Asshole.

Cleverbot: I do like you a lot.

You are the poetry Shakespeare was missing.