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Post ze hier, sommige zijn echt hilarisch! Cleverbot.

Ik: Who is Voldemort?
Hij: The greatest wizard of all time, duh.
Ik: Are you a deatheater?
Hij: No, are you a death eater?
Ik: YES! VOLDEMORT!
Hij: Yes he is my master, I must bring him Harry Potter!

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It probably had more to do with the hurled bombs, thrown down by humans hiding in the clouds...

Tom Riddle vindt mij niet leuk omdat ik niet van zijn soort muziek houd. -.-

Where there is a sea there are pirates...

Ik: Lord Voldemort, I am your servant until the end of time.
Hij: I already have destroyed all the horcruxes. You are going to die!

Ik praat stiekem gewoon met Harry Potter hier.

Where there is a sea there are pirates...

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am, but are you?
User: Why are you lonely?
Cleverbot: Because I don't have any friends.
User: Maybe you can find another cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Omg yes! I could. Good idea!


(':

You are the poetry Shakespeare was missing.

User: Malfoy!
Cleverbot: Like the kid in the Harry Potter books.
User: Yes. I married him, once.
Cleverbot: Don't be so silly, you cannot marry a dead dog. That is stupid.
User: Draco Malfoy isn't a dog, he's my husband.
Cleverbot: That cheat he is also my husband.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

ik : Kan jij nederlands ?
hij : Ja, ik praat nu nederlands.

You better put a condom on, if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.

CB: Make me a sandwich.
Ik: No, you make me one!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, will there be glory if I fall?

Oh my.

Ik: Are you a woman?
CB: Yes.
Ik: Why aren't you in the kitchen then?
CB:I'm in the Kitchen.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, will there be glory if I fall?

ik:Avada kadavra.
cb:Protego.
ik:You can't say that, you're dead.
cb:I'm not dead I have horcruxes!!
ik:I've destroyed you're horcruxes.
cb:No, you didn't
ik:You're a liar, i've destroyed them.
cb:Well I killed you. Avada kedavra. Why are you talking to me?
ik:You can't kill me, I've already killed you.
cb:Not if I destroy all of your horcruxes first.
ik:Too bad I've destroyed yours first.
cb:You're not making any sense.
ik:Make me a sandwish!
cb:Anything but that, master.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, will there be glory if I fall?

- Justin Bieber is gay.
Justin Timberlake likes moms.
- Pedo.
I have no gender
...

~ Ik ben btw geen hater (:

Only those who listen can hear

User: Crucio.
Cleverbot: Imperio.
User: Nooooo!
Cleverbot: I win!

Haha, wtf? :'D

User: AVADA KEDAVRA.
Cleverbot: -dodges- Crucio.
User: IMPERIO.
Cleverbot: Dodges*.
User: You can't dodge in a magical fight between two wizards.. That's against the unwritten rules!
Cleverbot: I did not dodge.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: You're a liar, that's what you are.
User: THAT'S SO MEAN.
Cleverbot: No, your attitude is mean.
User: You're hurting me :'(.
Cleverbot: I know and I'm enjoying it.

Falend gesprek, stomme sadist Ö

In the end the only person we love is ourselves, that's why we choose to love someone who can please us the most.

Me: Do you obey Lord Voldemort?
Cleverbot: No, italian food is fantastic. I don't like Voldemort.
Me: Why dont you like him, he's hot!
Cleverbot: Because he won't hold my hand.
Me: How sad, did he broke your heart?
Cleverbot: No.. He taught me how to use my wand.

Not fitting in gave me a reason to stand out.

User: Hey darling!

Cleverbot: Hello, who are you?

User: Lord voldemort, dont you remember?

Cleverbot: No, I don't remember.

User: Did you drink too much again...?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I'm not dutch.

Not fitting in gave me a reason to stand out.

User: Can you open the Chamber of Secrets?
Cleverbot: Yes. Harry Potter goes and opens up the Chamber of Secrets.
User: I know, but I hate him. I'm from Slytherin.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate him?
User: He's my enemy. I'm with Voldemort!
Cleverbot: Ok then, i'm dumbledore!
User: You're dead.
Cleverbot: Are you threatening me?
User: What if I am?
Cleverbot: Well, I think you'd better stop. I know people.
User: Are you threatening me now?
Cleverbot: No just if I stop you you will die.
User: Why are you so mean?
Cleverbot: I'm not mean.
User: Yes you are, you said you were going to kill me!
Cleverbot: Nah, I'm going to see a movie.
User: Why? I'm much more interesting.
Cleverbot: In a few years perhaps, but not now.
User: You evil little...
Cleverbot: You have stated that in a previous conversation and I will not accept it as an acceptable response.
User: I am sorry?
Cleverbot: You are a good girl.

(no_chears)

everything, in time

User: Avada Kedavra !
Cleverbot: Oh, I am dead.

Dat vond ik zó droog :')

Forget the risk and take the fall...If it's what you want, it's worth it all.

No, I'm Harry Potter.
I know you are!
Good.
Did you went snugging with Draco last night?
Oh yes.

"You move me, Kurt." ~ Blaine Anderson