Whaha 
;D
You: BOB
You: Bob ;o
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
You: BOHOB
You: BOB
Stranger: Spongebob?
Stranger: hey!
You: BOB
Stranger: JKL?!
You: BOB
Stranger: lol wtf?
You: BOB
Epic moment; Ik kwam Publisher tegen op omegle 
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: no
You: bob?
Stranger: im m
Stranger: no
Stranger: who bob?
You: Imabob:P
Stranger: bob is my dick name
You: BOB 
You: IM from Holland you?
Stranger: dont call my dick...it start wake up.
Stranger: im germany
Stranger: u f?
You: maby:P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im like girls...
Stranger: espicially hot girls!
You: do you live in HAMBURG?!!!
Stranger: no
You: than you arent a HOMBURGER:P
Stranger: lol
You: *HAMBURGER
Stranger: so funny!
Stranger: 
You: wieeerrrddd!!!
Stranger: u tooo!
You: kontegeilelolly
Stranger: whats that???
You: heheheh do you realy wanna know?
Stranger: yes...
Stranger:
You: to bad you never gonne know:P
Stranger: plez begging u
Stranger: lol
You: nope:P
Stranger: u pussy name?
You:
You: NOO!!!
You: MY pussy name is bobo
Stranger: so...
Stranger: hi bobo?
You: :_P
Stranger: meet my frenz bob.
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected. .
heheh
If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: frank?
Stranger: Jorg?
You: is that you?
Stranger: no its santa claus
You: santa?
Stranger: yeah
You: ive been looking for you for ages!
Stranger: ah i really dont want to give you the thong u asked
You: this year im gonna be a good boy
Stranger: i hope so
Stranger: maybe you'll get the barbie
You: BARBIE?
You: yeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: and the thong
Stranger: you'll be happy
You: i'm sure i will be pleased with that
Stranger: huh. parents wont approve?
Stranger: do they know about your little.. problem?
You: no?
Stranger: aww thats a shame
You: kinda :'(
Stranger: maybe the homeless next to your house will adopt you
You: the homeless with the golden voice?
Stranger: is that your boyfriend?
You: no
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: then i guess no
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: anywaay gotta go give presents to ppl
Stranger: cyaaaaaa
You: ciao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[ bericht aangepast op 9 juli 2011 - 18:24 ]
*klop klop* Penny! *klop klop* Penny! * klop klop* Penny!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: are you Bob?
Stranger: no
You: are you Bob?
Stranger: are you looking for Bob?
You: yes!
You: why can't I find him? 
Stranger: sorry , im not Bob...
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected
He says: "Live fast and die young, forget the past and move on. What's done is done."
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm m
You: I'm f
Stranger: Age?
You: Age?
Stranger: You first
You: no, you first
Stranger: I asked first! Rawr!
You: 15, you?
Stranger: 18
You: location?
Stranger: Earth
You: -__-
You: where on earth?
Stranger: Lulz
Stranger: Western hemisphere
You: where in the western hemisphere?
Stranger: USA!
You: AWESOME
You: which state?
Stranger: I dont feel comftorable answering this question
You:
You: I'm from Belgium, btw
Stranger: Cute
You: haha, why's that cute?
Stranger: Cuz you're cute
You: u don't know me
Stranger: Yes I do
You: you don't even know my name
Stranger: Name?
You: ?
Stranger: What's ur namr
Stranger: Name
You: Kato
You: yours?
Stranger: That's a cute name
You: haha, stop calling me cute!
You: now you gotta tell me yours
Stranger: Nope
You: PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
You: I told you mine
Stranger: My name is Reginald
You: Reggie (:
Stranger: Yaaaaaa
You:
Stranger: You believe me?
You: you believe me?
Stranger: Ugh
You: haha (':
Stranger: Send pics?
You: noooooo, dude
You: I don't know you
Stranger: Then why are you on this website?????
You: because I'm borde
You: bored*
You: duh
You: wie denkt hij wel niet dat ie is, man
Stranger: Doubt it you're at least a little bit horny to get on omegle
You: wtf
Stranger: Was?
You: was?
Stranger: Auf deutsch?
You: nein man, dutch
You: dutch and german aren't the same
Stranger: No shit
Stranger: And I thought belgium was smart ahahaha
You: I AM FUCKING SAMRT, YOU DUMBASS
You: SMART
You: *
Stranger: Lulz
Stranger: Prove it
You: what do I have to do to prove it?
Stranger: I am disagreeing with you're statement that you're smart an I am apparently a dumbass
You: the fact that I'm talking english this well to you, is a proof thatI'm smart
Stranger: I doubt you're from belgium
You: WHY
Stranger: I just do
Stranger: I'm better than you nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
He says: "Live fast and die young, forget the past and move on. What's done is done."
You: hallo
You: asl?
Stranger: hi asl
You: 14 holland f
Stranger: 16 m us
Stranger: u wanna swap pics
You: i don't
Stranger: why
You: let me guess your one of that freaking lonely guy's
Shoganai i ne~
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!nog zo'm ziellepootding
You: hallo
Stranger: hi... asl?
You: 14 the netherlands f
Stranger: 18 mhorny
Stranger: a orange on my dick
You: yeah good for you (:
Stranger: so, msn/skype/pics?
Stranger: ??
You: nope i have only msn but that not for anther people
Shoganai i ne~
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hallo
Stranger: hii
Stranger: im male
You: bob?
Stranger: u?
You: f
Stranger: good (:
Stranger: whats your name?
You: gaatje niksaan
Stranger: fine
Stranger: how years old? ;B
You: 15
Stranger: i also 15
Stranger: (:
Stranger: you have email or facebook? (;
You: email
You: *
Stranger: what is it your email? (:
Stranger: im pretty cute
You: gaatjeechtnietsaan@sukkel.nl
Shoganai i ne~
Junglebeat schreef:
Stranger: I'm better than you nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.
