Pyromaniac schreef:
Stranger: Hi ! where is jessica ?
You: With Bob
You: BOB
You: YOU KNOW BOB?
Stranger: why ?
You: Nevermind
Stranger: sponge bob ?
You: HAAAHAHA
You: No.
You: Bob the builder
Stranger: ha ok
You: Who the hell is Jessica?
Stranger: a girl.
You: Isn't that a name for a boy?
You: my dog is called jessica
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no i don't think
Stranger: your dog must be sad
Stranger: for having a girl name
OKE LOL.
All I wanna do is lose control
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello:D
You: my name is bob
Stranger: my name is rock:)
Stranger: michelle!
You: and my name is bob, don't forget!
You: but
Stranger: you are michelle:O
You: did you know kangaroos cant walk backwards?
Stranger: duhhh
Stranger: MICHELLE!
You: BOB!
You:
Stranger: NO.YOUR NAMEIS MICHELLE GUEVARRA
You: NO IM BOB!! and chuck norris is my friend
Stranger: LOLOLOL
Stranger: YOUR FUNNY
Stranger: ANYWAYSS
Stranger: WHAT SUP?
You: tHE SKY 8DD
You: lol LAME
Stranger: NO.GOD
You: NO JESUS
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: -_________________________________-
You: both are
You: eating fries
You: YEA
You: I'd eat fries too if I were in heaven
Stranger: LOLOLOL
You: or in hell
You: oh wait they wont serve fries in hell
Stranger: I LIKE BOOBS:))
You: I LIKE BOBS
Stranger: THEY DO.BUT THEY ALWAYS EXTRA HEAT:O
Stranger: LOL
You:
You: who run the world? BOB
You: did you know my name is bob?
Stranger: BOB IS A BOSS
You: YEA MAN!
Stranger: AFTER CESAR>
You: NO CEASAR IS DUMB
Stranger: You: AND I 0WN NAPOLEON
You: do you 0wn napoleon too?
You: WHERE ARR YOU?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
*klop klop* Penny! *klop klop* Penny! * klop klop* Penny!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my name is bob
Stranger: my name is ash
You: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u watch lot of pokemon dont u
Stranger: so where r u from
You: yes im 50 year and still watching Pokemon
Stranger: hahha really
You: but im no pedofile
You: like a lot of people around here
Stranger: hmmmmmmm
You: but im from the ribiri islands
Stranger: where is it
Stranger: i m from india
You: somewhere in the VS, its really small
You: like REALLY small
Stranger: wats vs
Stranger: or us
You: o sorry i mean the united states in america
You: they call it VS here
Stranger: okkkk
Stranger: my bro went to america last month!!!
You: O REALLY?!
Stranger: for a study trip to darden university in virginia
Stranger: u know it r8
Stranger: and u do realise i m male
Stranger: r u there
You: YES
Stranger: i m here to just make friends
Stranger: and i m not gay
Stranger: i just want to clarify that
You: ok
Stranger: gud
You: do you want to be my best friend?
Stranger: okkkkk no problemo
Stranger: u have an facebook account
You: yes
You: look me up
You: Bob Sparrow
Stranger: okk
Stranger: my name is abhinandan panda
You: cool name:D
You: but i gotta go
You: byeeeeeeeeeeee BFF
Stranger: okkk
You have disconnected.
*klop klop* Penny! *klop klop* Penny! * klop klop* Penny!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: male or female or horny
You: Female 
Stranger: or horny
You: NO.
You: NOT HORNY.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.
CountMeIn schreef:
Stranger: u talk dirty?
You: If there's need to, yes
Stranger: so make my dick rise...
You: Ya know...
Are you so sad that you need girls from the web to make your dick raise?
Stranger: not that...just to listen to your dirty talk
You: You're so sad, omfg you know that a lot of girl are laughing about you? You definitly don't deserve any respect : 'D
Stranger: suck my balls sam
Your conversational partner has disconnected
PRACHTIG!
Shoganai i ne~
