You: hallo
Stranger: Bob?
You: jaa
Stranger: Yeah :'}
You: oke dit is weird
Stranger: Weet ik ;] wie ben jij dan op Q ;0?
You: BeSlytherin en jij dan
Stranger: Aaah dan ken ik jouw :] heet jij niet toevallig Eileen?
You: yep
Stranger: weet jij wie ik ben :]
You: ik me slecht in namen dus nee
You: ben
Stranger: Nou ik ben heel makkelijk te raden
You: genius?
Stranger: Nee Blondie je bloed eigen zus natuurlijk
You: wtf
Stranger: Hahahah x}
Shoganai i ne~
Stranger: Rachel Berry here 
You: Alex Russo here (:
Stranger: I hate you
Stranger: you're a bitch
Stranger: HA!
You: omg back at ya
Stranger: I can sing
Stranger: and u CAN'T!
You: But i'm beautiful and you're not
Stranger: haha what are u saying? i'm beautiful than you!
Stranger: A LOT!
You: WITH YOUR WEIRD FACE, HA
Stranger: i'm sexy and my secret girlfriend Quinn Fabray are too!
You: I'm way sexier and my boyfriend is JUSTIN BIEBER. in your face
Stranger: Justin Bieber SUCKS! He can suck my invisible dick!
You: YOU DONT KNOW HIM SO DONT JUDGE HIM
You: YOU WERIDO
Stranger: He can't sing!
You: yeah right. then explain wy he has so many fans?
Stranger: such a baby little girls!
You: i bet your one of them
Stranger: that sucks!
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Stranger: Hi!
You: hee!
You: Bob?
Stranger: No. I don't know BOB
You: not even spongeBOB
Stranger: I love spongeBOB
You: me 2!
You: where are you from?
Stranger: South Korea. u?
You: the Netherlands
You: how is it there?
Stranger: Wow! Amazing country
Stranger: It's hot and wet here....... What about Netherlands?
You: well..
You: it's very rainy
Stranger: here either.
Stranger: I don't like rain anyway.
Stranger: I'm 16 female girl. What about you?
You: and we do not walk on clogs
You: 14 year, girl
You: (:
Stranger: Same?!
Stranger: oops, I made a mistake.
You: Can you say something in South Korean?
Stranger: 안녕?
Stranger: Here you go
You: what does it means?
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: 어머니
You: wait! I can translate it! (:
Stranger: What '어머니' means, then?
You: Mother?
Stranger: correct! Can you show me some your words, please?
You: ofcourse!
You: Boerenkool met worst
Stranger: oops.......... I'm sorry I don't know...........
You: Its a typical dutch dish
You: wait one second
Stranger: OK
You: http://www.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=http://jongeren.blog.nl/files/2008/12/boerenkool_met_worst.jpg&imgrefurl=http://jongeren.blog.nl/algemeen/2008/12/02/verdwijnt-de-hollandse-pot&usg=__-OuS2AKrF6345bF0t8IPXAO3i1Q=&h=384&w=512&sz=47&hl=nl&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=er2CKgIDY26Y-M:&tbnh=128&tbnw=169&ei=yhEXTqzeNsGq-Aay8pwF&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dboerenkool%2Bmet%2Bworst%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dnl%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D598%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=80&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=111&ty=72
You: a picture of it
Stranger: What;s that?
Stranger: looks delicious
You: Can you show me a typical South Korean dish to?
Stranger: 비빔밥
Stranger: Wait just for a second..........
You: Ok.
You: It sounds very funny (:
You: in dutch
Stranger: http://imagesearch.naver.com/search.naver?sm=ext&viewloc=1&where=idetail&rev=13&query=%EB%B9%84%EB%B9%94%EB%B0%A5&from=image&sort=0&res_fr=0&res_to=0&merge=0&start=4&ie=utf8&img_id=cafe17325031%7C51%7C3442_3&face=0&color=0&ccl=0
Stranger: here goes!
Stranger: It truely is delicious
You: WOW! That colours, I really wanna eat it. I'm starving
Stranger: I'm hungry, either
Stranger: 사랑합니다.
Stranger: Do you know what this means?
You: Love
Stranger: Correct! Can I have your name and e-mail address, please? I want to stay in touch with you. I think you are very polite and kind.
You: Okay!
You: Can I have your one to?
Stranger: ******
You: ****
Stranger: Here you go. Do you know nate? You can find it on the Internet if you search for it.
You: OK! Im already searching ^-^
Stranger: I'll send you a mail if I can right now. Hold in for a second.
You: I can't find it..
You: What's your name by the way?
Stranger: I've sent you a mail. You can check it
Stranger: Bak Ji Won
Stranger: What about you?
You: Maaike
Stranger: oh, I see.
You: I have it!
Stranger: OKAY!! Can you write me back if you want?
You: Ofcourse!
Stranger: Then let's meet there, later. I want to sleep now, sorry. Good night!
You: ok
You: Byee
You: !
Stranger: Bye!!
You: Whats the time there
Stranger: 11:30 pm.
Stranger: and there?
You: wow
Stranger: What time is it there?
You: 16.29 am
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: ByeBye~ You are truely morning girl!
You: sleep well!
Stranger: I wish you happy day for your rest of the day. Bye!
Kill them with kindness.
You: hi
You: bob?
Stranger: chinese,are you??
You: no dutch :]
Stranger: haha
Stranger: my english very poor
You: you mean very bad
You: poor is something different
Stranger: yes
You: where are you from
Stranger: i m student
You: i mean your country
Stranger: 中国
Stranger: china
You: lol china
Stranger: do you know?
You: i kown that country it's very big
Stranger: can you speak chinese?
You: noo i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: work or study?
You: uuhh i'm 14 :]
Stranger: i'm older than you
You: so i'm not a studend i'm in the second school
Stranger: your mother languege is english?
You: no we have english on school a lot of languages even french and deutch
Stranger: we study english only
Stranger: and we have too much exercise~~~
You: ok we have a timetable that's have 30/31 hour's of 50 minutes and 4 hours of them are english
You: even as math and Netherlands --'
Stranger: i hate math!!!
You: me too
You: but how is school in china ?
Stranger: grade is everything
Stranger: poor grade mean die
You: o.o
You: here we can trhow people dead with our books
You: * throw
Stranger: nobody like study in my country
You: here too
Stranger: study is the only way to sucess
You: yep here too but here is it not that hard than in china , isn't it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you are lucky
Stranger: i don't want stay in china anymore
You: here as you poor the state give you money
You: o ok
You: china looks beautiful but than isn't i guess
Stranger: sorry，i have something to do now。bye···
You: bye
al duurde het wel lang voor dat hij een klein zinnetje had getikt
Shoganai i ne~
You: hi
Stranger: What is op?
You: dutch?
Stranger: I need you to follow me citizen
Stranger: Take this crowbar, I'll take you to a safe zone
You: i'm dutch
Stranger: Nice to meet you dutch, I'm Dr. edward Harken.
Stranger: We're at the safe zone now. Keep calm and carry on.
You: no ceep calm and aved kedavra :]
You: * aveda
Stranger: Farewell citizen
Shoganai i ne~
You: hi
You: bob?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: tom
You: oke
You: hi tom
Stranger: hi stranger
You: how's life?
Stranger: boring
Stranger: it's raining outside.
Stranger: don't know what to do.
You: oef, boring.
You: rain is stupid
You: here's the sun shining
Stranger: so where are u from?
You: holland
Stranger: poland here
You: okay
Stranger: male? female?
You: female, you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: and age?
You: 14, you?
Stranger: older
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind
You: hi
You: bruno mars over here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind
You: hallo
Stranger: Hi, 25,m, Spanish in China, horny, you?
You: uhh rent weg van you
Shoganai i ne~
ik praat met een hele coole gast van de filipijnen en hij is ook fan van Bruno Mars 
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind
You: hallo
Stranger: hey horny male looking for a horny female to sex chat with;)
You: dan ben je bij mij niet goed weet je
You: google that
Stranger: I was thinking the same thing
You: - died behind computer-
Shoganai i ne~
