Stranger: Hi
You: hii
Stranger: Hows that.
You: How is what?
Stranger: Life.
You: It sucks!
Stranger: Nah men.
Stranger: Its ok sometimes.
Stranger: Yeeeeeaj
Stranger: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah
You: Lol?
Stranger: Barbecue!
You: Ooh nice!
You: Are you hyper or something?
Stranger: Hyper?
Stranger: You mean drugged?
Stranger: I admit.
You: Haha, alright then. :'D
Nice
You: I am eating chocolate
Stranger: Shit, make me hungry.
Stranger: Well, the barbecue its true.
Stranger: Tell me you're life, come on.
You: My life? My life... hmmm...
It's boring? :'D
Stranger: Hey, same here!
Stranger: YEEEEEEEAH
Stranger: What a shit.
You: hahaha :'D
You: yes indeed!
You: Waaahhh my chocolate is gone
You: did you steal it?
Stranger: Oh... I wish that,
Stranger: Im smoking it right now.
You: O really?
I am... hungry..
You: Are you human?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: You?
You: No really.
Stranger: Great then.
Stranger: Machines dont eat chocolate.
Stranger: What is this shit.
You: I'm not human. I'm not a machine. I'm an alien.
Stranger: But, female Alien?
You: Female alien, yep.
Stranger: Nothing lost then.
Stranger: Well, nice to meet you...?
Stranger: Big name.
You: Yes, I have a big name. It has 5 letters!
My name is Laura.
Yours is...?
Stranger: Victor.
Stranger: It have 6 letters, so I win.
You: Aw, dammit
Stranger: Really sorry, Laura.
Stranger: Im from Spain, and this is the most interesting and surrealistic conversation of the evening. Congratulations.
You: Well, thank you!
I'm from the Netherlands
Stranger: Oh, chocolate.
Stranger: I miss it.
You: My chocolate is still gone.
Oh well, my music makes me forget it.
Stranger: What kind of music?
You: I don't know if you like it.. But I'm listening to "Panic! At the disco"
Stranger: I dont heard them, but use to read about them.
Stranger: Good taste for the things of today, I guess.
You: Waaah I'm sooo bored :'D
And... I'm lazy
Stranger: Im not bored right now.
You: Oh, how old are you?
I didn't even ask.. not that it is very important or something
Stranger: 21.
Stranger: Dont need any kind of references for a short conversation, but its ok.
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: I never use Ok.
Stranger: What happen here.
Stranger: Shit Alien, shit.
You: Haha, yeah, i'm an awesome alien :'D
You: Oh, by the way, I'm younger then you are..
Stranger: Well.
You: I'm six years younger. :')
I'm 15
Stranger: The words is what im interested here.
Stranger: Im not going to know you, were not going to have a relationship.
Stranger: Just talk.
You: Yeah, I know. But a lot of people here quit the conversation when i'm younger or older then they are.
You: It's weird
Stranger: And you seems that can talk to you, so, no problem.
Stranger: Not weird.
Stranger: People here want to meet girls. Why? Dont know, really.
Stranger: The famous aps.
Stranger: Open the door and go outside to see girls, shir.
Stranger: Its not difficoult.
Stranger: Sorry for my bad english level.
You: haha, yes indeed. And It's the same on all the chatsites. Chatroullete too. When you do it with your camera, there are alot of.. naked guys.. yeah. I'm never gonna do that again. I have a trauma..
You: oh don't worry your english is fine to me
You: maybe I should apologize too? I think my english is worser
Stranger: Its fine.
Stranger: So, you have a trauma? hahahah
Stranger: Just came to Omegle the second time, I not usually here.
Stranger: A bad day, confused and bored and the same time.
You: Aw, yeah I'm bored
Stranger: Im not used to speak to a 15 age girl on a anonymous chat.
You: Haha, yeah I can imagine
Stranger: I want to go to a Coffee Shop some day.
Stranger: I heard great things about it.
You: When you hear "Netherlands" do you directly think of Coffee Shops and stuff?
Stranger: Well, no. But its kinda famous.
You: Ah, Well, maybe you should come to my country then.
But I have to admit, I kinda hate it when people always think that the netherlands is a country of coffee shops, sex, drugs and stuff.
You: because its not true
You: it's only in amsterdam and some other places
Stranger: Every place of the earth have some... I dont know how to say it.
Stranger: Some things that are typical on the people's mind.
Stranger: Spain: Bulls, paella, beach and sun.
You: Stereo types.
I hate it.
Stranger: Cannot blame those guys; they are who make our country rentable.
You: Oh well, yeah I can live with it
Stranger: Dont know about Netherlands, but Spain is 90 percent tourists.
Stranger: There's a lot of ignorance out there.
You: Wow, really? That is a high percentage..
Stranger: I mean, economicaly.
Stranger: All the east part of beaches is a great bed for tourist.
Stranger: Some places are just on their language too.
You: I have vacation right now, and over a few weeks I will go to France for 3 weeks. But then I'm very close to Spain so I will go to Barcelona
I've never been to Spain so I'm very excited!
Stranger: I have never been on Barcelona.
Stranger: But I know Its really beautyful.
Stranger: This summer I will go with some friends to a place near Barcelona: Salou.
Stranger: A week on an apartament.
You: Nice!
I will go to France with a caravan. And then we go with the car to Barcelona for a day I guess
Stranger: Shit, what a lucky Alien.
Stranger: Thats my bohemian dream.
Stranger: Buy a caravan, and go throught the world.
Stranger: Working on some cities to sustent.
You: haha, yeah i'm one lucky alien.
But your young so you can still do whatever you want!
Stranger: Well, Im nota bohemian.
Stranger: thats why is a bohemian dream.
Stranger: Well, I have to go.
You: Aw, oke
You: It was nice talking to you
Stranger: It was a pleasure, alien.
You: haha yeah
KENNYBEER schreef:
You: My mom is beside me.
You: She can read too..
Stranger: cool
Stranger: can i ask her a question ?
You: Yes.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: i want to ask if my penis is too short
You: Yes he is, and leave my daughter alone.
You: Or he will be even shorter.
All I wanna do is lose control
You: NEVER SAY NEVER
You: JUSTIN BIEBER IS THA SHIT
Stranger: justn bieber is a big shit
You: HELLO?!
You: JUSTIN BIEBAH IS THA BOMB!
Stranger: gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
You: I'M 11
Stranger: 14
You: MY NAME IS BOB
Stranger: my name is shay
Stranger:
Stranger: from where r u ?
You: THE RIBIRI ISLANDS
Stranger: kool
You: WANNA BE BEST FRIENDS?!
Stranger: no
You: :'(
You: ZO HOEFT HET VOOR MIJ OOK NIET MEER :'(
You: HOUDOE
*klop klop* Penny! *klop klop* Penny! * klop klop* Penny!
You: JUSTIN BIEBER? <3
Stranger: frank
You: Frank.. Sounds old.
You: You're an old man, Frank.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bob?
Stranger: sure
You: Cool.
You: I finally find you. 
...Stranger: yep
You: Come home.
Stranger: why?
You: Because you're my brother..
Stranger: that doesnt mean i have to come home
You: Yes you are.
You: Youre only 6.
Stranger: so
You: SO, you cant live in your own.
Stranger: yes i can
You: No you can't
You: Youre gonna die
Stranger: i wil be fin
You: Ok.
You: Bye Bob.
You:
You: I love you 
Stranger: i love you to bye
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.
