You: I'm a prancing pony! 
Stranger: hey asl
Stranger: and im a rainbow unicorn!
You: Do you have a horn? o.o
Stranger: yes!
You: Awesome! Lend it to me 8D
Stranger: i threw it away
You: NO! The horror 
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
KENNYBEER schreef:
WAT HEEFT IEDEREEN MET BOB?
“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” ~The Doctor
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OMG ö
You: Omg what ö?
Stranger: It's you ... Stranger?!! ö
You: OMG Your are Stranger Too Ö
Stranger: Omfg ö
Stranger: So euhm ... what do we do now??!! ö
You: I'm Boring my Ö
Stranger: Ok ... ?
Stranger: What time is it?
You: 18:33 :]
You: I think :'D
Stranger: Cooool!
Stranger: So
Stranger: You live in Europe?
You: Yes!
You: What is the Time There ?
Stranger: Great!
Stranger: Now ...
Stranger: 18:33 ö
You: Ö Are From The Netherlands ?
Stranger: From Belgium
You: Hahaha lol :'D
Stranger:
You: Lol je bent niet toevallig van Q hey :'D
Stranger: Nee? :p
You: Aah jammer :[
Stranger: Sorry
You: Wel grappig dat je een land onder mij zit ö
Stranger: Hah ja
Stranger: zo, hoe was je dag vandaag?
You: Wezen Winkelen voor de tuin :'] Voor de rest niks eigenlijk
Stranger: Aha
Stranger: Mama wilt dat ik mijn neefjes in de douche steek --'
Stranger: Ik ben er maar eens mee weg dan
Stranger: Nog een leuke dag toegewenst!
You: haha bedankt Jij ook
Stranger: Dankjewel!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” ~The Doctor
You: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Are you now going to end like Cedric Diggory? Sparkling and calling yourself a Cullen?
Stranger: NO
You: Thank God, I hate him
Stranger: You can't kill me
Stranger: I also hate edward cullen
You: O.O I can't?
Stranger: I hate twilight
You: Mweh, I do like Edward, but only the shape-shifters 'cause the have a six-pach
You: six-pack*
You: I meant Twilight, not Edward
Stranger: I don't like Edward but I like Cedric
You: Yeah, well, Cedric is much cooler, he doesn't sparkle like he is gay
Stranger: Yeah
You: We understand each other
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Indonesia, you?
You: The Netherlands
Stranger: Woah cool
You: What is cool about the Netherlands?
Stranger: Their language
You: Hmm... Well we are the only one who can't read for others in their on language really fast
Stranger: Hmm
You: Yeah, well, you know what. I say something to you in Dutch and then you have to guess what it is, and the other way around, that I have to guess what you said
Stranger: Okay
You: Well here I go, liefde
Stranger: love?
You: Yes, you guessed it right. How did you know?
Stranger: I use google translate hehe
You: I thought so
You: Don't worry, I will use that to, to understand you
Stranger: Okay, my turn
You: Jep, let me guess
Stranger: Tangan
You: Is it a hand?
Stranger: Yes
You: I'm a good guesser. Well, not really, a friend of mine is for a part, like a quarter, from Indonesia, so she teached me some of the words
Stranger: What's I love you in Dutch?
You: Ik hou van je
Stranger: I love you too haha
You: Very funny
You: How late is it there?
Stranger: 10.15 PM, there?
You: So by you it is night, well here it is 5.15 PM, it's afternoon
Stranger: goedemiddag
You: O.O That was Dutch?! Wait, google translater
Stranger: O__o
You: Well, if I wasn't so lazy, I might have said goodnight in Indonesisch or how you say it in English, but yeah... I'm lazy
You: Why are you doing O_o
Stranger: watching tv
You: Alright, I'm listening to music
You: Now I hear E.T. sadly enough the version with that rapper, I prefer without him
Stranger: Eminem? I don't really like that song.... and ET Music Video was really weird
You: Yeah, I don't know who it is. I do like the song. The music video I don't like either but the make-up is done very good
Stranger: I like Katy Perry's song Last Friday Night :p
You: Yeah, in the Music Video Rebecca Black had an apperience
Stranger: Yes..
You: She was much better there than in her own video Friday
Stranger: I don't like her Friday video
You: I don't like it either
You: She has auto-tuned her voice
Stranger: and 13 years old driving a car!
Stranger: Really? I didn't know that.
You: Yeah, that was really weird.
You: Yes, she has.
You: My mother is back
Stranger: So, we should end this convos?
You: Yes, I have to feed the animals.
You: Bye *is waving*
Stranger: Okay bye *waves*
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful
Dices schreef:die hat ik net ook
You: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: my name is Misha, I am starting my new job today as a sex worker and cam girl. I need to do 30 free Webcams to start getting paid. Can you take 3 minutes out of your day and watch me? - date101.info Just verify your age and then we can talk. I promise I will make you shoot the biggest load of your life - date101.info
Shoganai i ne~
Stranger: hey
You: Hellooo
Stranger: asl?
You: A: 190384234
S: shemale
L: north pole
You: Right? :'D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: your 190384234 years old? :'D your older than the earth!
You: Yeah, I come from another planet.
Stranger: and your a half boy half girl
You: Ehm.. yeah 
Stranger: and you live in the north pole, where it's freezing cold?
You: Yep, but I can handle the cold
Stranger: ok, then I'm
Stranger: A: -134 years old
You: Wow, that's awesome!
Stranger: im not even born yet!
You: No, that's new to me :'D
How did you do that?
Stranger: oh, I'm just a bunch of cells... with a computer
You: Oh, yeah.. that explains everything :')
You: And are you male or female? or a shemale ? Or ... whatever? 
Stranger: and I'm neither male or female
You: Then what are you? 
Stranger: im a.... fmale?
You: lol
Stranger: and i live under sea level
You: That's nice!
You: can I come to visit you sometimes?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sure!
Stranger: all you need to do is get a diver's suit
You: I don't need that. I don't need to breathe
Stranger: i live underneath the pacific ocean
Stranger: i am looking forward to your visit
You: Yeah me too!
Do you have any pets over there?
Stranger: I have a squid
You: Nice! Does he/she has a name?
Stranger: it's estabonhuliorichardomontoyadelarosaamriez
You: Awesome name! I love it
Stranger:
Stranger: do you have a pet in the north pole?
You: it's a little hard to pronounce though :"D
You: Yeah i have!
You: I have a pedobear :'D
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: what's his name?
You: His name is Hello Kitty
Stranger: :'D
You: Damn this conversation is random
Stranger: ikr?
You: hallo
Stranger: hi
You: were are you from
Stranger: the gambia and u
You: the Netherlands
You: that's in africa o.o that's new for me
Stranger: is the smilling coast of africa
You: ok i speak to people from america (north ans south) asia and europa but never some one from africa
You: i life in a city
Shoganai i ne~
