Chat with a stranger 3 - Stamcafé

omegle

hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig

asl= age sex location

bob is kenteken voor quizlet

Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

Stranger: m or f?
You: Are u Bob?
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I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

ik praat over sinterklaas

Shoganai i ne~

Stranger: OMG
Stranger: !
Stranger: ITS YOU!
You: JES
You: IT'S ME
Stranger: IS IT YOU?
Stranger: REALLY?
Stranger: OMGGGGGGG
Stranger: ITS REALLY YOU
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU?
You: ME
You: HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU?
You: ME?
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW WHO ARE YOU
Stranger: ?????????
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: SADFASE
You: I NOW WHO I AM
Stranger: YOU NOW WHO YOU ARE?
You: JES
Stranger: SFSAFASF
You: UNCE UNCE UNCE
Stranger: UNCLE
Stranger: UNCLE IROH
You:
Stranger: AOMG
Stranger: GOASGK
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You can't not look cool with a crossbow.

LOL een nederlander.

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You: I am dirty
Stranger: u dont seem it
You: Come over her and we can play a game
Stranger: wha are the rules ?
You: Close your eyes, hold your mouth a little open and I'll do the rest
You: First
You: I gonna push
You: On the button: 'Disconnect'

-Lacht zachtjes uit-

You: HELLOO
Stranger: Hi
You: Have you seen my ring?
Stranger: o.o nope sorry
You: Damn
You: I'v lost it somewhere
You: So... how're you?
Stranger: I'm looking for someone
Stranger: Maybe you can help me
Stranger: Have you seen him anywhere?
You: who?
You: Bob?
Stranger: http://blogs.ccs.northants.sch.uk/library/files/2011/01/wally.jpg
You: Aww no
You: I didn't see him
Stranger: I've been looking for days
You: maybe you should ask obama
Stranger: Hmm, I would, but I dunno how to contact him
You: Try to contact his dog!
You: He will let you talk to Obama
Stranger: How do I do that?
You: Buy some dog food, give it to the dog when he is outside and then throw it at him
You: But don't hit him!
Stranger: Oh okay, I'll try that, thanks
You: Your welcome
Stranger: Best of luck finding your ring
You: Yeah thanks
You: And your with you friend.
You: Can you ask Obama for his autograph? Then I can give it to my dog
Stranger: Sure thing

ik heb hier een trauma aan:
ik klikte prongelijk op webcam gebeuren en toen kwam er een gast met zn dick in het scherm:|

Boxman schreef:
ik heb hier een trauma aan:
ik klikte prongelijk op webcam gebeuren en toen kwam er een gast met zn dick in het scherm:|

Haha, die van mij ging al na 10 seconden weg

A king can rule a kingdom, but happiness will rule the

You: Are you Bob?
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: what? No im not bob lol
You: Too bad, I was looking for Bob, have you seen him?
Stranger: Who are you?
Stranger: no.. idk who is Bob.
You: Bob is bob, you know..
Stranger: oh okk... yeah
You: How are you
Stranger: amazing. todays a good dayy for me You?
You: I'm bored.. so not that good x']
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you from?>
You: Holland, you?
Stranger: Poland
You: Wicked! I've never been to Poland, is it fun there?
Stranger: not really... haha
You: Too bad
Stranger: i mean, its ok but i wish i lived in the usa.
Stranger: nothing ever happens here in poland.
Stranger: What about holland?
You: I have family in the usa
You: Holland is fun
Stranger: Ur lucky
You: Yes I am, but I want to live in ENgland, I love England!
Stranger: reeally? I heard its rainy there.
You: It is, but Holland can be rainy to, and I won't melt
Stranger: hhah
You: You know, it is fun talking to you
Stranger: thanks its nice talking to you too...
You: Haha
Stranger: what language do people speak in holland?
Stranger: Sorry,idk much about holland haha
You: Dutch, it looks like German. Kind of
Stranger: omg i learn german.
Stranger: its so difficult for me
You: You do? Wicked I speak a little German
You: German isn't difficult for me, 'cause it looks like my own language
Stranger: yeahh i also speak German only a little. I dont really like german. I prefer english its wayyy easier for me
You: English is easier for me too, because I learn English for ten years now and German like 3 years
You: We learn French to, but I hate that language
Stranger: me too. i learn german like 4 years, and english...i think its 6 yrs now.
Stranger: How old are you btw?
You: 16
You: Almost 17
You: And you?
Stranger: almost 14... im turning 14 in june
You: Congratz
Stranger: hahah thank you
Stranger: WHat is ur name??
You: Lieke, it's a really dutch name x]
You: Wat's your name?
Stranger: Looks nice. i have no idea whats the pronunciation of ur name though..haha
You: I hate my name, it isn't international
Stranger: my name's Ola. hah really simple. But i like it, almost every foreigner knows nhow to say it.
Stranger:
You: Ola, is an icecream brand in the Netherlands so I know how to say it, I think
Stranger: hahhah really?? good to know haha ;P
Stranger: ola its like oh-la
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and what the pronunciation of Lieke?
You: Hmm.. how do I have to explain it.. let me think
Stranger: ok ;p
You: Like Lily only the second l is an k. Haha, I don't know an other way to explain it
Stranger: its like... lee-lyke?
Stranger: or lee-leek?
You: Lee-kee
You:
Stranger: oh i get it
You: It looks weird that way
Stranger: i know haha
You: Haha
You: But I havo to go, my favourite show begins!
You: X-factor
Stranger: Ok...
You:
Stranger: Bye
Stranger: We should talk sometime soon
You: We should
Stranger: hah
Stranger: Bye <3
You: xByeBye

I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u Stranger ?
You: i'm fine,bob
Stranger: bob?
You: Yes,bob
Stranger: whats bob?
You: Your name! Duhh!
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: J0J0 here
You: Monkey here
Stranger:
You: (:
Stranger: w0w i'm talkin to Monkey
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: The jungle
Stranger: c00l
Stranger: how is it there
You: Jugleisch
Stranger: co.0l
You: -_-
Stranger: i'm a cat by the way
You: O_o (never seend a cat)
Stranger: really
You: Yes
Stranger: how oldr u ?
You: 5000
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 2222222 old
Stranger: i'm 1 month yr old
You: Oke,i'm going back to the jungle

All I wanna do is lose control

Argentijnen die Jeugd van Tegenwoordig kennen, hoe awesome.




Stranger: lol then what do you listen to?
You: Alternative Rock
You: ow wait electronic?
Stranger: anything
You: Coldplay and Arctic Monkeys
Stranger: I LOVE COLDPLAY
You: ME TOO!
Stranger: I SAW THEM LIVE THIS YEAR
You: WHERE?
Stranger: DID U SEE THEM LIVE THIS YER?
You: NO
Stranger: HERE
You: BUT THEY KOME TO PINKPOP
You: COME*
You: IN HOLLAND :d
Stranger: WATSKEBURT?
You: Youre form great brittain?
You: watskeburt is a song xd
Stranger: NOPE
Stranger: I LOVE IT
Stranger: JE BENT THE M C THE CROW
Stranger: WATSKEBUUURT
Stranger: WATSKEBBUUR
You: LOL
You: Jeugd van tegenwoordig^^
Stranger: YEAAAH MEEH
You: they have a new song
Stranger: YEAH?
You: Its awesome!
Stranger: WHATS HTE NAME?
You: i will look for you
You: at youtube
Stranger: okkk!
You: it was nr.1 in holland this winter
Stranger: noicy!
Stranger: btw im from argentina
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNMXSKfWfLQ
You: Here you go
Stranger: cheers!
Stranger: im likiiing it!
You: the lyrics are the best
Stranger: what does sterrenstoff mean?
You: its about drugs
Stranger: lol i'd agree if i could understand what tey say
You: star dust
Stranger: they're like a neerlandish lonely island
Stranger: who's this third guy?
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: fourth
You: ehmm
You: the guy with the glasses?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i likeed iititttt
Stranger: who's the guy doing nothing but clapping
You: xd
Stranger: is he new?
You: that young guy?
Stranger: no
Stranger: the
You: with the longest hair
Stranger: no no
Stranger: you know they are
Stranger: two white guys
You: youve a black guy
Stranger: a black one
Stranger: and theres this other
Stranger: who is
Stranger: a bit black
You: *searching*
Stranger: wait here i have the nameees of the thr
Stranger: names of the three
You: willie wartaal
Stranger: the one who is not vieze fur, willie wartaal or fabergé
You: os the black
Stranger: no not willie
Stranger: the other one
Stranger: de neger des heils
You: Ow wait
You: hes the produver
You: producer xd
You: and rapper
Stranger: ohh okk
Stranger: ok hey gtg
Stranger: cyaa
You: bye

[ bericht aangepast op 13 mei 2011 - 20:35 ]

A universe is trapped inside a tear, Replaces love and happiness with fear.

jeejh! Omegle is cool!

Love? No. I prefer cats.

ik zei zo: blah blah blah begonnen we helemaal te blah-en en brrtsk'en

Het meest diepzinnige gesprek ooit:

You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: How is life?
Stranger: lonely
Stranger: sucks living on the moon
Stranger: I fucking hate my sister
You: Ahhhhw -hug-
You: I'm lonely too.
You: I know how it feels to be lonely.
Stranger: yeah but do you know how it feels to be banished to the moon by your own sister?
Stranger: I mean who does that?!
Stranger: jesus she's such a bitch
You: I dunno
You: Shall we tape her on a rocket and send her to Jupiter?
You: I live on a planet nearby. Shall I visit you?
Stranger: wouldn't do us any good
Stranger: stupid bitch can fly
You: Damn.
Stranger: I know right
You: Tell me.
Stranger: tell you what exactly?
You: How it is to live on the moon!
Stranger: it's soooooooo boring
Stranger: all I do is plot the downfall of my sister and her nation
You: The moon looks so bright and pretty from here... But it's boring.
Stranger: aw why thank you
Stranger: someone actually appreciates my moon
Stranger: that's the thing you know
Stranger: everyone stays up and admires the sun
You: I hate the sun.
Stranger: but when the moon comes up everyone's asleep
Stranger: so I thought, just once, maybe I'll leave the moon up a little longer
Stranger: just so people would see it
You: I am moon-addicted.
Stranger: but celestia got her panties in a knot
You: I know.
Stranger: and banished me to the moon
You: Hw.
You: Shall I pick you up and bring you to a place where nobody is lonely?
You: But where everybody has the space they need?
Stranger: I can't leave until the summer sun celebration
Stranger: and that's not for a while
You: Ahw. I will send you some rainbow and cookies.
Stranger: but boy when I get outta here
Stranger: I'm gonna show them what's up
Stranger: how'll they like it to live in eternal darkness?
Stranger: nightmare moon is gonna wreck their shit
You: Aren't you getting depressed on that moon?
Stranger: depressed, angry, bitter
Stranger: resentful
Stranger: but it's okay
You: I know how you feel,
Stranger: I channelled all that and now i'm more powerful than ever
You: You use your depression as your fuel. I understand
You: Now you are powerful.
You: Keep collecting dark thoughts and you will be strong enough to fly away by yourself.
You: Escape to the everlasting freedom.

I wish you were here.