Chat with a stranger 3 - Stamcafé

omegle

hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig

asl= age sex location

bob is kenteken voor quizlet

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Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

Stranger: heey
You: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(no_chears)

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Ohh nu heb ik een leuke Deen waarmee ik over voetbal praat

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ars moriendi

Kuyt schreef:
Ohh nu heb ik een leuke Deen waarmee ik over voetbal praat

Ik een American die voor Barcelona en het nederlands elftal staat

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You keep breathing, that doesn’t mean you’re alive - TABLO (Tommorrow)

Haha ik kon hem al en heb al vet veel vage mensen ontmoet...

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Jump and touch the sky.

Stranger: How's your penis?
You: Never knew I had one.
Stranger: How's not haivng a penis then?
You: Well, It's ok. I can live with it.

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Nothing lasts forever, for all good things it's true. I'd rather trade it all, while somehow saving you.

You: hallo
Stranger: turkish female?
You: no dutch female
Stranger: ok
Stranger: honestly age pls?
You: 16
Stranger: virgin?
Stranger: im older then u
Stranger: do u like older man
You: were are you from?
Stranger: live in uk
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20
You: ok
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what r u wearin now?
You: a black t-shirt with a dark blue jeans
Stranger: nice
Stranger: describe urself
You: i have bold hair
You: blond srry
Stranger: nice
Stranger: eyes?
You: grey-blue
Stranger: same
Stranger: bodyshape?
Stranger: boobs size?
You: 75 b
Stranger: cool
Stranger: nice ass?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: when did u have urlast sex...honestly?
You: i slil a virgin
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: have u sucked cock before?
You: no
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im hard now
Stranger: u make me horny
You: do you want my msn?
Stranger: pls
You: gaatje.nietsaan@hotmail.nl see you dare bye <3
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i added u
You: see you ther bye
Stranger: r u online

ik speelde gewoon mee ik sta hier gewoon dood te gaan en ik heb alles wel verzonnen

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Shoganai i ne~

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hello (:
You: whats up?
Stranger: getting bored
You: yup
Stranger: boy or girl
You: girl? If I was a boy there'd be something wrong

uhu? x)

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I'm like Coca Cola, I can open happiness too.

You: Do you love me?
Stranger: Damn, marty is that you?
You: How did you know?
Stranger: Wild guess
You: John?
Stranger: DOH, DUDE!

That was weird :')

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I didn't trip! I just simply gave the floor a hug! We haven't seen each other in a while!

Ik krijg alleen maar van die stomme en je weet wel gassies (no_chears)

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What is youre favo scary movie?

You: asl?
Stranger: m17
You: 15 f cerulean city
Stranger: nice
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: im from the usa btw
You: Misty!
Stranger: cute name
Stranger: my names Ash
Stranger: Ash Katchum
Stranger: you see what i did there
Stranger: you trolled me
Stranger: and i trolled you back
You: ow, hi! I'm the cerulean city gym leader!
You: and, I'll beat you this time, Ash!
Stranger: oh im sure you will

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Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

You: ¨*sends out pikachu* let's have a pokemon battle!
Stranger: CHARIZARD GO !
You: pikachu! frie 'm!
Stranger: I choose Marijuanazard
You: *it's super effective!*
Stranger: *exhale smoke on pikachu*
Stranger: *initiate munchies*
You: pikachu! come back! *pikachu sends back* go; abra!
You: use teleport!
You have disconnected.

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Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

You: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE EDWARD!!
Stranger: *casually makes a sex noise to remove awkwardness from situation*
Stranger: SAY IT.
You: *breathes heavily* ...FAIRY!!

Lmao, oh dude lol'd

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I didn't trip! I just simply gave the floor a hug! We haven't seen each other in a while!

Midland schreef:
You: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE EDWARD!!
Stranger: *casually makes a sex noise to remove awkwardness from situation*
Stranger: SAY IT.
You: *breathes heavily* ...FAIRY!!

Lmao, oh dude lol'd

Die is zo gaaf, ik had er een keer eentje die drukte me al weg toen ik pas net hoi had gezegt:S

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The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful

You: MARRY ME !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Niemand wil met me trouwen. :c

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People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: asl?
Stranger: 19/f/usa
Stranger: You?
You: 17/m/Canada
You: wat is your name?
Stranger: Candice
Stranger: You?
You: Justin Bieber
Stranger: Do you really want me to believe that?
You: Yeaah --' Why no one believes that I am freaking Justin Bieber dude
Stranger: Because Justin Bieber does not have any time to use omegle.
You: Kuch what I am doingnow? I use Omegle like I knew that my fans are using Omegle sow
You: and I don't have any work to do today sow I want to talk to my fans
Stranger: How will I know that it's really you?
Stranger: Justin Bieber? /
You: I am Justin Bieber damnt Oke you won't believe sure but oke
Stranger: Okay then tell me about yourself.
Stranger: If you're really Justin Bieber..
You: sure what do you want that I am going to tell you lol?
Stranger: When did you go to the Philippines for your concert?
Stranger: Huh Justin Bieber? /
You: Wait I am asking scooter I forget it
Stranger: Oh really.
You: Uhh Yeah? I have like 80 concert so its normal to forget it
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: So when?
Stranger: When did you go to the Philippines?
You: Wait freaking damnt Scooter won't ask my question he is talking to my mom youknow
Stranger: When?
Stranger:
You: wat when?
You: Did you say when to me
You: Owh Lord you are freaking kidding me
Stranger: When was your concert in the Philippines?
You: Scooter won't say it he is TALKING TO MY MOM
Stranger: Okay then..
Stranger: I have another question..
You: sure
Stranger: What instruments do you play?
You: Trompet drumss piano guitar
Stranger: How old were you when your parents divorced?
You: 2
Stranger: I don't believe you now.
You: But uhm I won't talk about the divorce of my parents it hurts youknow
Stranger: Okay.
You: Happy that you understand me
You: But why you don't believe me?
Stranger: 'cause Justin Bieber is smart and can spell the word TRUMPET properly.
You: My Iphone is doing difficult lol
Stranger: What's your favorite animal?
You: My dog
Stranger: Okay you're not Justin Bieber.
You: My dog is my favorite animal --'
Stranger: I thought you like giraffes? Justin Bieber?
You: Uhm no I like my dog more
Stranger: Oh really.
You: Yeah really
Stranger: I love clowns, do you love clowns?
You: actually no they are so weird
Stranger: Oh really. Why are they weird?
You: See them make up dude
Stranger: My favorite fruits are apples and oranges, what's yours?
You: But girl wth is wrong with your reallyyy
Stranger: What's your favorite fruit?
Stranger: i like apples and oranges..
You: Graoes and bananas but I like strawberries to
You: Grapes *
Stranger: Very nice.
You: Yeah do you believe me now?
Stranger: Well, I don't know. My favorite song is Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. Tell me about your favorite song..
Stranger:
You: Uhm my favorite song of myself is Down to earth what is your favorite song
Stranger: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
You: And your favorite Justin Bieber song lol
Stranger: I think Nike is the best brand for shoes. What do you think?
You: no
You: But I have to go now
Stranger: WAIT!!!
You: I really have to go now
Stranger: Answer me first, when was your concert in the Philippines?
You: byeeee
Stranger: If you answer that I'll believe you.
You: Scooter won't tell me the answer sorry I forget it
Stranger: Okay then I don't believe you.
Stranger:
You: 10 may 2011:'D
You: So do you believe me now?
Stranger: Not really.
You: why not?
Stranger: What is the first word that you said when you were in the Philippines?
You: Dude I forget the date of the concert and now you won't that I say what my first word whas hahahaha
Stranger: What happened to you during the concert in the Philippines?
You: I can't answer your question Cause I have to go
Stranger: Last one.
You: I really can't I am really sorry
Stranger: I want you to answer that fast.
Stranger: Please.
You: Byee
You: Don't forget that I love all my fans
You: byeee
Stranger: Are you okay now?

Ze geloofde me niet, ik had haar belangrijke vraag beantwoord en goed ook --'

[ bericht aangepast op 14 mei 2011 - 21:35 ]