Chat with a stranger 3 - Stamcafé

omegle

hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig

asl= age sex location

bob is kenteken voor quizlet

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Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

Azkaban schreef:
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asl= age sex location

staat in de beginpost

Ik denk dat ze niet snapt wat ze ermee bedoelen.
Age = leeftijd
Sex = geslacht
Location = land waarin je woont
(joehoe)

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Never run out of reasons to smile...

You: HEY
Stranger: Something terrible is going to happen
You: Why?
Stranger: You might know already
You: How?
Stranger: something terrible is going to happen to you
You: I know, its my peroid
You: period*
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: hopefully.
You: Yes, something terrible is going to happen
You: Its your period too

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They fell in love, didn't they?

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: u girl
You: yes
Stranger: ohhh
You: my name is Bob
Stranger: why Bob
You: It's my name
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: I'm 694 years old
You: I was born in the Middle Ages
Stranger: what the heack
You: it's true
You: -.-'
Stranger: ill disconect this
You: ok
You: but believe me
You: it's true
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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There's power in the words you whisper.

weet je ze zijn helemaal verbaasd vanwege je engels x'D

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Shoganai i ne~

Azkaban schreef:
:)Iemand probeert me hier wijs te maken dat hij/zij JB is

guilty as charge.

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Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: You have connected to the awesome CHAT ROOM!
To participate, type AWESOME
To miss the AWESOMENESS, disconnect now
You: AWESOME
Stranger: Before you can enter, you must prove that you're awesome. im gonna ask you some standard questions
You: I'll give it a try
Stranger: If you've been here before, enter the secret passphrase to skip the questions
You: Go on
Stranger: wow
Stranger: the secret passphrase!
Stranger: well, actually not
Stranger: Name?
You: Sasha
Stranger: Age?
You: 21
Stranger: Yay a girl!
Stranger: Energy level?
You: Very high
Stranger: Are you awesome?
You: What do you think?
Stranger: Why?
You: Because I want your idea of me
Stranger: What is a triumph?
You: I don't know, I don't speak English normaly
Stranger: What makes you interesting?
You: The stuff around me
Stranger: What is a leap year?
You: Een speciaal jaar
Stranger: WINNING?
You: TELL ME
Stranger: Where will you be in five years?
You: In Spain
Stranger: Why am i asking you all this?
You: Because you're lifeless
Stranger: What is the meaning of life, for you?
You: A working heart
Stranger: OMG a double rainbow! what does it meeean?
You: Een dubbele regenboog
Stranger: What time is it?
You: Half past eigth in the evening
Stranger: From?
You: the Netherlands
Stranger: Do you believe you will enter the chat room when you answer all questions?
You: Not really
Stranger: Why is this taking so long??
You: Because you won't let me in
Stranger: If you are bored, please disconnect now. The chat room is for the awesome only
You: I'll stay
Stranger: Which question should be removed?
You: All of them
Stranger: What question should be added?
You: 'Do you have a life'
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well done
Stranger: Shall we start now?
You: Owkay
Stranger: Welcome to the CHAT ROOM! You are awesome

Users in chat room:
Mastermind
Sasha <-- this is you
VIc

Type WTF to list some useful commands

Stranger: WTF
You: WTF
Stranger: Some useful commands:

LIST - list all strangers
NAME - see your name
NAME name - change your name
SHEEN - quote Charlie Sheen
RANDOM - random
AWESOME - get high

INFO user - display some facts about user
LIKE user - express your admiration about user
KICK user - kick out user
ASL - instantly disconnect

You: AWESOME
Stranger: You are high now. Peace, dude!
You: Holy creap?
Stranger: NAME name
Stranger: VIc's name has changed to name

Stranger: Hey
You: Hello, I am Bob, how do magnets work?
Stranger: like... poooower??
You: Are you.. Jesus or something?
Stranger: moses = )
You: Like, no one knows how magnets work.
Stranger: how do they work???
You: No one knows how magnets work!
You: And I own a horse.
You: It's amazing.
Stranger: coolgive it a lick??
You: Ooh, it tastes just like raisins!
Stranger: = D
Stranger: Get on my horse, I'll take you round the universe
You: Oh man, I think I love you.
Stranger: <333
You: Do you know this certain 'Edward Kil'?
Stranger: lalalalala lalala lalala, yohohohohooooo
You: Trololololololololololol!
Stranger: trololololo lololol lololl
You: Wow. So, guess I met the most awesome tr0llar on 0megle?
Stranger: = D
Stranger: yepp x)
You: Better drink my own piss.
Stranger: sweet lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade
You: Me. Gusta.
Stranger: si, es verdad
You: I.. NO SPANISH.

We zijn nog steeds bezig.

[ bericht aangepast op 12 mei 2011 - 20:28 ]

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Damn.. Waarom treffen jullie alle leuke mensen? Ik krijg alleen maar dudes die beginnen met 'I'm horny. U horny?' en die het nog serieus nemen ook..

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Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?

weet je hebt van die rare gasten zitten x'D (en ik lieg gewoon ff om me leeftijd ander klikken ze weg x'D)

You: hello
Stranger: f or m
You: f
You: and you
Stranger: m
Stranger: 21 england
Stranger: u
You: 16 holland ^^
Stranger: please give msn address?
You: gaatjenietsaan@geefikniet.nl
Stranger: do you like sex chat?
You: no
Stranger: why
You: because i'm stupit ^^
Stranger: stupit what?
You: i don't no ;'D

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Shoganai i ne~

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: f 13 Belgium
Stranger: f 14 england
Stranger:
You: how are you?
Stranger: i'm good you ?
You: good
Stranger: i came on a cruise to belgium last year
You: , did you like Belgium?
Stranger: yeah it was nice
You:
what's your name?
Stranger: emily you ??
You: Laura
Stranger:
You: What are your favourite bands?
Stranger: the wanted
You: I like Tokio hotel and Taylor Swift

Eindelijk, iemand vriendelijk

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"we are definetely four good reasons not to have children" - Bill Kaulitz

Ik doe alsof ik een 964 jarige goede heks ben uit een land hier ver vandaan. OMG, LOLLED!!

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There's power in the words you whisper.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Helloooooooooooooo world
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful

Stranger: hi
You: Hi. Do you know how magnets work? I have this assignment for school.
Stranger: yeah I know
Stranger: first asl plz
You: 21/f/hawaii. Now, tell me how teh magnets work! >:U
Stranger: tht works on the base of lines of magnate
Stranger: where that comes from north pole to south pole
You: Oh my God, you're so awesomely smart. O:
Stranger: bt let me complete
You: Sure, I'll write it down.
Stranger: if I can help u in ur study then I will.

HAHAHA *O*

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Als je mij tegen komt, vraag ik; 'How do magnets work?'

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ImmaWolf schreef:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Helloooooooooooooo world
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOLLED!!

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There's power in the words you whisper.