Chat with a stranger 3 - Stamcafé

omegle

hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig

asl= age sex location

bob is kenteken voor quizlet

Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

Stranger: Would you like to see my penis baby
You: maybe
Stranger: asl ?
You: i'm gay

your controversial partner has ended the conversation

Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

Haha, ik ben nu met een Chinees aan het praten en eigenlijk is het best gezellig :')

This is the part of me, that you're never ever gonna take away from me.

je moet zeggen dat je een cupcake bent:Y)

'Burning up a sun, just to say goodbye.'

ik heb daarnet iemand doen geove dak justin bieber ben

ze geloofde het

Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

ik:Hi?
he:Hiiii?
Ik:I'm 13 fRom Holland
he:So cooool.
ik:your acting like your gay, you know.
he: So cooool.
ik: Let it be, fuck you

Omelge is saai, maar het komt goed uit als je je verveelt

You: If i was a fish? what would you do?
Stranger: i would eat you (:
You: omg!
Stranger: What? xp
You: i'm a fish!
Stranger: so?
You: You are going to EAT me! :' (
Stranger: so?
You: you are boring!
Stranger: so?
You: asl!
Stranger: no
You: i'm farting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Your so gay
You: Gay-ness...
Stranger: my dick is hard
Stranger: yes im gay
Stranger: and im u r father
Stranger: sorry son
You: Fag-nes...
Stranger: i haved to said
Stranger:
Stranger: dont cry please
You: I'm your grandma...
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: noooooooo
Stranger: !!!
You: and you are MY son
Stranger: my son is my grandmaaa!!!!
Stranger: xvsgmmbsgsyqn nooooooo!!
You: B'cause I'm your son, mother and your grandma.
Stranger: holy shit im from the future!!
You: thats kinda awesome
Stranger: yes
You: Futher sucks
You: lets live in the past
You: Je moeder in een broodzakje
Stranger: wtf??.... booooooooooom!!
You: Were you from
You: Cause I'm from Holland
Stranger: from jupiter and u?
You: Were the fuck are you from
Stranger: OMG hollan?
Stranger: good i get family there
You: THE NEDERLANDS
Stranger: im from
Stranger: usa
You: RULES
Stranger:
You: just like rulers
You: And me
Stranger: yes they are so......
Stranger: that
You: and banana's
Stranger: yeah banana's
You: this feels useless
You: I'm gonna say you're gay again
You: Here it comes:
Stranger: nooooo
You: Gayyyyyy-nes
You: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaag-nes
You: youuuuuuuu are
You: A dirty bitch ya know
You: just like ya son
You: which is not me
You: cause i;m your grandma and you mother already
You: Jupiter sucks
Stranger: so dad-mom-grand where r u goin to fuck ur self?
You: your home-planet sucks kind of
Stranger: no holland suck
You: We al fuck each other
You: Fuck you

Grizzly schreef:
(...)

muhahahaha

gwn da doen als je een horny dude tegenkomt

Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you

Wow. Hoeveel pedo's zijn er?

effort never betrays you

Noo volgens mij mogen ze me niet

Leef de dag, zoals je nooit hebt geleefd.

January schreef:
Wow. Hoeveel pedo's zijn er?

This is the part of me, that you're never ever gonna take away from me.

LostDonut schreef:
(...)

A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism - Georges Bataille

Stranger: puuuuuuussssssyyyyyyyy......
You: shut up asshole.
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Stranger: diiiiiiiiiiicccckkkkk....
You: kahbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaz
Stranger: well you started motherfucker....!
Stranger: dumbass....
You: i know.
You: and i like it.
You: lalalaalalala

Life is a beautiful struggle

ik zeg altijd: GAAAARY WILL YOU MARRY ME?
En als ze ja zeggen: Let's celebrate with taco's! -out-

Has no one told you she's not breathing?

Smeagol schreef:
je moet zeggen dat je een cupcake bent:Y)

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