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  • 25 feb 2009 - 22:53   Prodigy is offline
    Prodigy
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    Omgaaaawd
    Je moest eens weten op wat voor sites ik zit. O.O
    Anyway, dit is echt wel leuke. :'D
    Té droog.
    http://www.fmylife.com/sex
    Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night.

    Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time.

    Today, I jokingly told my Mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's honey!" ...

    Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That ;Wi*n't help.

    25 feb 2009 - 22:54   Thunderfvck is offline
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    Gheheheheheh x] Ik ga helemaal stuk hier

    Your make-up is terrible

    25 feb 2009 - 22:55   Mirabilis is offline
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    Waaauw,
    die tweede is echt heel pijnlijk 0.0

    rules don't stop me

    25 feb 2009 - 22:56   Prodigy is offline
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    AAAH.
    Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with comdoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box.

    25 feb 2009 - 22:57   Dazzled is offline
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    Hahaaa xd
    Die derde (lol)

    25 feb 2009 - 22:57   Prodigy is offline
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    Woah, harde. O.O
    Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.'

    25 feb 2009 - 22:58   Dazzled is offline
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    Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no...Turns out Alex is also a guys name.
    HAHAH XD

    25 feb 2009 - 23:00   Prodigy is offline
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    Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight.

    25 feb 2009 - 23:01   Prodigy is offline
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    O MIJN GOD.
    Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag.

    25 feb 2009 - 23:02   Noblesse is offline
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    omg xD

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    25 feb 2009 - 23:02   Dazzled is offline
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    Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate.
    Goor xd
    Hoe kom jij toch aan die site xd

    25 feb 2009 - 23:04   Prodigy is offline
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    Wil je niet weten. :Y)

    Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it.

    25 feb 2009 - 23:05   Prodigy is offline
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    Geniaalheid. O.O
    Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail.

    25 feb 2009 - 23:05   Dazzled is offline
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    Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose.
    Haha xd
    Sommige verhalen zijn echt erg :'D

    25 feb 2009 - 23:07   Noblesse is offline
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    Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
    o.o

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    25 feb 2009 - 23:08   Prodigy is offline
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    Prodigy 11118

    Losah. :'D
    Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on.




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