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  • 25 feb 2009 - 22:53   Prodigy is offline
    Prodigy
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    Omgaaaawd
    Je moest eens weten op wat voor sites ik zit. O.O
    Anyway, dit is echt wel leuke. :'D
    Té droog.
    http://www.fmylife.com/sex
    Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night.

    Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time.

    Today, I jokingly told my Mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's honey!" ...

    Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That ;Wi*n't help.

    25 feb 2009 - 23:08   Noblesse is offline
    Noblesse
    Noblesse 4830

    heb dit voor ö;
    Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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    25 feb 2009 - 23:10   Mirabilis is offline
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    Mirabilis 3319

    Oeps?
    Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy.

    rules don't stop me

    25 feb 2009 - 23:10   Dazzled is offline
    Dazzled
    Dazzled 5328

    Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me.
    Pijnlijk xd

    25 feb 2009 - 23:11   Noblesse is offline
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    Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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    25 feb 2009 - 23:11   Prodigy is offline
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    Prodigy 11118

    Oeeh, deze is hard. :Y)
    Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him

    25 feb 2009 - 23:12   Noblesse is offline
    Noblesse
    Noblesse 4830

    dat is zielig;
    Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

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    25 feb 2009 - 23:12   Prodigy is offline
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    Prodigy 11118

    PEDOFILIE. O.O
    Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom"

    25 feb 2009 - 23:13   Dazzled is offline
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    Dazzled 5328

    Today, after having waited for 3 long months, my girlfriend, who's really shy, finally gave me a blow job. Everything was fine until I said "You're really talented...". I probably shouldn't have added "Anyone would think you've been practising your whole life."

    Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com.
    Hahaaa xd

    25 feb 2009 - 23:14   Noblesse is offline
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    Noblesse 4830

    Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

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    25 feb 2009 - 23:14   Noblesse is offline
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    Noblesse 4830

    Today, after having waited for 3 long months, my girlfriend, who's really shy, finally gave me a blow job. Everything was fine until I said "You're really talented...". I probably shouldn't have added "Anyone would think you've been practising your whole life."

    Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com.
    Hahaaa xd

    die laatste xD

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    25 feb 2009 - 23:16   Dazzled is offline
    Dazzled
    Dazzled 5328

    (...)
    die laatste xD

    Erg hé xd

    Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me.
    Awkward xd

    25 feb 2009 - 23:16   Noblesse is offline
    Noblesse
    Noblesse 4830

    Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML gezellig.

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    25 feb 2009 - 23:17   Noblesse is offline
    Noblesse
    Noblesse 4830

    lekker: Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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    25 feb 2009 - 23:18   Dazzled is offline
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    Dazzled 5328

    lekker: Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML


    Omg xd
    Hoe vies :'D

    25 feb 2009 - 23:19   Noblesse is offline
    Noblesse
    Noblesse 4830

    schaam;
    Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

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