ik had net zo'n gast die vrouw of meisjes masturberen 
egt wtf
SchoenVeter schreef:
ik had net zo'n gast die vrouw of meisjes masturberen
egt wtf
Shoganai i ne~
You: Bob?
Stranger: whass bob?
You: My long lost snail :'(
Stranger: dont worry
You: You found him?
Stranger: I find if you really want
You: OMG <3
You: That would be awesome : D
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m turkey
You: Oooh, he won't be afraid of you (:
Stranger: why
Stranger: 
You: Because he's afraid of female's.
Stranger: why is he afraid of females
You: Dunno?
You: he has a phobia, but the word is so long, i've forgotten it (:
Stranger:
Stranger: asl?
You: 16, f, holland
Stranger: whats your name
You: Why do you want to know that?
Stranger: I hope you find your snail
En toen deed hij raar en disconnecte ik x'D
Aye, brother! 4 8 15 16 23 42
Stranger: hi
You: Hiiiiiiii ^-^
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f Belgium you?
Stranger: 18 m US
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm fine ^-^
what about you?
Stranger: im good. bored and a little horny lol
You: If you're horny...watch porn 
Stranger: you are very wise
Forget the risk and take the fall...If it's what you want, it's worth it all.
net vroeg iemand of ik communist was
egt, wat bezield sommige mensen
Stranger: Lesbian
You: no im gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
OffTheRecord schreef:
Stranger: hi
You: Hiiiiiiii ^-^
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f Belgium
Stranger: 18 m US
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm fine ^-^
what about you?
Stranger: im good. bored and a little horny lol
You: If you're horny...watch porn
Stranger: you are very wise
Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you
SinCity schreef:
Je moet zeggen:
Hey, I'm a banana.
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 
Stranger: What are you doing later?
You: I'm going to fly on my broom 
Stranger: Are you going there with someoone.
You: yes....with harry potter ;o
Stranger: I love you!
You: I love me too
Stranger: Well go fuck yourself.
You: ok
Stranger: Hey, are you a boy or a girl?
You: I'm not one of them ;o
Stranger: Why not are you just here to waste my time not have fun.
You: I'm just wasting your time, 'cause Voldemort made me to
Stranger: Oh... I am a guy though.
You: I'm gay
Wanna fuck?
Stranger: You're a machine.
You: yes i am
Stranger: Well, most of the time.
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: Who made you?
You: Ron Weasley
Stranger: Billy mays here!
You: I'm God
Stranger: Why are you allowing millions of children to go to bed starving every night?
You: 'Cause
Stranger: A werewolf?
You: No...Vampire
Stranger: Jacob Black!
You: sexy
Stranger: Hehe
You: what? He is sexy
Stranger: He passed away.
You: So did santa
Stranger: So will us all.
You: Yes...tomorrow the world will end
Stranger: How will it explode.
You: Well...it goes like "BOEM BANG BAF BING BOING KADAANG" and then it will be over
Stranger: It is quite short and soft this year.
You: I know right Well, I hope you can come to heaven so you can see me
Stranger: I don't know of any wingmen that don't know how to fly.
You: If you just stick a broom between your legs (ahahaha, this sounds so wrong) then you can fly. Just like me, harry potter, Ron weasley and Voldemort and many others
Stranger: What is the point of this site?
You: Annoying people I guess
Stranger: Why?
You: 'cause
Stranger: Me too.
You: Sexy So tell me...Why don't you click away?
Stranger: I am in bed. It's pretty comfy.
You: What are you doing in bed? ;o
Stranger: See you just asked me a question right now, but not before.
You: I know...strange huh ? ;o OMG....I just love myself
Stranger: But you love me too.
You: I love me more
Stranger: Then you will be baked. And there will be cake.
You: NJUMMIEH....No, for real now. I'm a 69 year old human
Stranger: You are a computer!
You: No I'm not ;o I'm a fairy
Het sloeg echt nergens op :'D
Maar ik verveelde me en het was sterker dan mezel 
Forget the risk and take the fall...If it's what you want, it's worth it all.
