Stranger: POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT
You: hi
Stranger: GET ON THE GROUND
You: Aaaaa, wher?
Stranger: GET ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND
Stranger: STOP RESISTING
Stranger: SIR,
Stranger: STOP RESISTING
You: *beng, falls on the ground*
Stranger: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Stranger: ANYTHING YU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST U IN COURT OF LAW
Stranger: U HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY
Stranger: IF U CANNOT AFFORD ONE, ONE WILL BE PROVIDED AT NO CHARGE
Stranger: DO U UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS I READ THEM TO YOU?
You: YES, SIR
Stranger: GOOD, NOW STAY DOWN
Stranger: STAY ON THE GROUND
You: I WILL
You: I WILL
Stranger: SIR IF YOU DO NOT STOP RESISTING I WILL BE FORCED TO USE FORCE
Stranger: *gets out tazer*
Stranger: GET ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: *shoots tazer*