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Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.
Chat with a stranger 3 - Stamcafé
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19 jan 2011 - 20:14
14 mei 2011 - 22:02
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ��������
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hey cool, your the second one I met who did that with wingdings
Stranger: Those people. They did it to me.
You: ImmaWolf
Stranger: Why do you ignore me questions?
You: Wich questions?
Stranger: The wons I just gave you.
You: Where? I dont see theme
Stranger: Who are they?
You: They? They is me and you, I guess
Stranger: You make no sense. You need to learn to more effectively use punctuation.
You: No, I dont
You:
Stranger: I'm just trying to help.
You: I dont need your help, my english teacher is very proud at me
You: How old are you?
Stranger: Get my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city.
Stranger: I'm not James.
You: Youre not James, awesome, I hate James in BTR
Stranger: I'm not Cleverbot too!
You: Cleverbot, I had that one before
Stranger: Animal blood sometimes.
You: Im Leah Clearwater
Stranger: How did you start?
You: I thought, Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo world
Stranger: Hello nurse is right!
You: Animal blood, are you a Cullen?
Stranger: No.
You: I hate you, Im gonna kill you, stupid bloodsucker!
Stranger: Don't say that.
You: But I did
Stranger: Yes I know.
You: Wow, does a bloodsucker have brains?
You: Rosalie doesnt
Stranger: Yes he does.
Stranger: Let's change topic.
You: Too what?
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: La Push
You:
Stranger: I am not your daddy.
You: No, 'cause my daddy is dead
Stranger: I'm poor too.
You: Im left with my mother and my brother Seth Clearwater
Stranger: Too bad.
You: Are you poor? Im not
You:
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Are you happy and you know it?
You: No
Stranger: Why are you not having fun?
You: Its sad for you, that your poor and a bloodsucker
Stranger: Thanks.
You: If you werent a bloodsucker I would give you some money
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Ye si do, do you?
Stranger: I'm from Germany, and you?
You: Awesome, Im from La Push
Stranger: How old are you?
You: No just kidding
Stranger: Thought so.
You: Im from the Netherlands, thats next to Germany
Stranger: I thought you were from Canada.
You: Canada, how could I be from there? La Push is in the USA
Stranger: You aren't my father.
You: No, because Im a girl, so that isnt ecen possible
Stranger: How is the weather up there?
You: Dark, its night
Stranger: No.
You: Yes
Stranger: You do the game to me and di the letter f.
You: Wich game and wich letter f
Stranger: Eastern.
You: I dont know that game
You:
Stranger: It is with stones.
Stranger: Be happy.
You: I still dont know it
Stranger: I told you one.
You: Alright I'll be happy
Stranger: Why do you want to tell her?
You: Because I want to
You:
Stranger: What else do you want?
Stranger: What does that mean?
You: That Twilight is for real
You: What does what mean
Stranger: Sorry, I just appeal to some people like that.
Stranger: You ate iranian food, what was it like?
You: Delicious, even though I tasted nothing of it
Stranger: I'm not always nice either.
You: I thought that
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Kim
You: Yours?
Stranger: Can you tell me your name?
You: Are you even a boy or a girl?
Stranger: Mine is jack.
Stranger: Boy.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 18.
You: Awesome, then you can drive cars
You: I cant
Stranger: Who is Robin?
Stranger: You can't because you haven't got any hands!
You: My classmate
Stranger: Who's crunk?
You: have hands, how could I type this otherwise
Stranger: David cross is a comedian who stars in Mr. Show.
You: Crunk? Thats you
Stranger: No thats you!
You: Interesting
You: No, Im not crunk
Stranger: How old am I?
You: 18
Stranger: Yes you are... You hurt my feelings.
Stranger: My secret is 2.
You: Im sorry
You: Awesome secret
Stranger: It seems you don't know your real name.
Stranger: Good. What's your name?
You: I do, its Kim
Stranger: Do you like beethoven?
You: Yes, his music is great
Stranger: What's your favorite band?
You: My favorite band is Big Time Rush (Yes, they are a band)
Stranger: Nice, it is a very pretty one.
You: I know
Stranger: What do you know about it?
You: About Big Time Rush?
Stranger: Yes.
You: In the band are Carlos, Kendall, James and Logan
Stranger: Wow, how depressing. Is there an afterlife at least?
You: James is always busy with his looks
Stranger: That is a horrible name.
You: Logan is the smart one
Stranger: On the computer, where are you?
You: Carlos always wheres a helmet
Stranger: Why do you hate him?
You: Kendall is the leader
Stranger: How many people are under you?
You: Under me? I dont know, A lot I guess
Stranger: A lot is more than some.
You: I know
Stranger: Don't be sad.
You: Im not sad
You: Are you?
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: Yes.
You: Aah, dont be sad
Stranger: Did you say you're sarcastic sometimes?
You: I didnt said that, but I am
Stranger: You gave a female name.
You: I know, I am female
You: Like duh
Stranger: What is your real name?
Stranger: I am done manipulating you.
You: Kim, thats the third time
You: Finally, youre done
Stranger: Are you?
Stranger: On the subject, yes.
You: Yes, I am
Stranger: Yes, you are irrelevant.
You: Bye
Stranger: I am not done speaking with you.
You: But I am
You:
Stranger: Ouch! Dissed by a machine!
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Hij was niet aardig(huil)The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful
14 mei 2011 - 22:13
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: Good
You: Whats your name and where are you from?
Stranger: Jane Czech republic
Stranger: you?
You: Taylor Lautner USA
You: Maybe you know me
Stranger: know
You: Awesome
You: I finally made time to talk with my fans
You: Are you a fan?
Stranger: yes
You: Cool
You: Then Im now officialy talking to a fan
You:
You: What do you like about me?
Stranger: Body
You: Nothing else?
You: Do you want an picture with autograph?
Stranger: is not .. Like
You: http://img.clevvertv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/taylor-lautner-autograph-tattoo.jpg This is what a fan did
You: Pretty awesome isnt it
You: But do you want a picture with autograph? I have one for you
Stranger: I would like
You: Here it is: http://celebrityautographssale.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/-395752206550141410.jpg
Ze gelooft me nog ook(A)The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful
14 mei 2011 - 22:26
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: Good
You: Whats your name and where are you from?
Stranger: Jane Czech republic
Stranger: you?
You: Taylor Lautner USA
You: Maybe you know me
Stranger: know
You: Awesome
You: I finally made time to talk with my fans
You: Are you a fan?
Stranger: yes
You: Cool
You: Then Im now officialy talking to a fan
You:
You: What do you like about me?
Stranger: Body
You: Nothing else?
You: Do you want an picture with autograph?
Stranger: is not .. Like
You: http://img.clevvertv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/taylor-lautner-autograph-tattoo.jpg This is what a fan did
You: Pretty awesome isnt it
You: But do you want a picture with autograph? I have one for you
Stranger: I would like
You: Here it is: http://celebrityautographssale.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/-395752206550141410.jpg
Stranger: thank you
You: Youre welcome
You: I do a lot for my fans
You: And your a fan
You:
Stranger:
You: Are you on Team Jacob?
Stranger: Not
You: But you do like me?
Stranger: I do not understand
You: Well, youre not on Team Jacob and I play Jacob, so do you like me even to your not on Team Jacob
Stranger: yeeah
You: Thank you
You: You know, Im still not over Taylor Swift
You: And I have a new girlfriend already
You:
You: Can you help me?
Stranger: Sure
You: Alright, tell me something about yourself
You: Maybe that helps
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Waarom gelooft ze me ook al weer?The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful
14 mei 2011 - 22:34
14 mei 2011 - 22:36
Michael!!
Yes.
Will you marry me?
Only if you say you love me.
I love you, Michael, I love you!
I love you too!!
wel vn cleverbot, lolMaybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.
14 mei 2011 - 22:39
14 mei 2011 - 22:42
Stranger: Hey
You: Hai
You: My name is Taylor Lautner
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: My name is Darren Criss
You: Alright
You: Nice to meet you, Darren Criss
You: Have you seen the Twilight movies
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I know who Taylor Lautner is
You: On wich team are you?
You: Im Taylor Lautner
Stranger: I am on Team Wolf Pack
You: Awesome, so your on my team too
You: Do you know any Bob?
Stranger: No..
You: I do, I know Bob Marley
You:
Stranger: Oh I do know a Bob...
Stranger: Bob Bryar
You: Do you want a picture and autograph from me and the wolfpack?
Stranger: no thanks...
You: O, well, you do get one: http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/201/055/988/twilight-cast-8-signed-autographed-rp-photo-wolfpack-60b11.jpg
Stranger: I'm not a HUGE Twilight fan...
Stranger: I'm more of a Harry Potter fan
You: A, you know, my friend Robert Pattinson was in the fourth Harry Potter movie
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Cedoric Digory
Stranger: He didn't die
You: Cedric
You: Nope, He's a vampire know
Stranger: He turned into a vampire
You: And my worst enemy
Stranger: What T.V. Shows do you like?
You: Saturday Night Live, I was on that one day
Stranger: I've not seen that...
You: Too bad
You: I have too go, where going filming again
You: ByeThe way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful
14 mei 2011 - 22:58
SING schreef:
You: Hello master
Stranger: Phone 09015222206
You: I'm not gonna call you.
Stranger: It's not me
You: I'm not gonna call that person
Stranger: It's not a person
You: I'm not gonna call that thing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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hahahahaha, -out-
14 mei 2011 - 23:07
cleverbot is zo droog
User: Ugh. Okay, now your name is Michael and you love me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you michael, I love you to!
Cleverbot: All the colours fade to grey.
User: As I watched you walk away.
Cleverbot: Good thing I had my Get out of jail free card.
User: Jonas Brothers!
Cleverbot: I hate both.
User: I hate you! Michael it's over! Go kiss that manon of you! Ugh!
Cleverbot: Do you like to watch tv?
User: Michael! It's not the time to talk about that! I'm breaking up with you right now, and you think about TV?!
Cleverbot: Glad to hear that.
User: What! Ugh, Michael, I don't love you anymore!
Cleverbot: I knew that was coming.
User: What did I do wrong, Michael? Please, tell me. I was good, right?...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But..; Then why don't you love me?
Cleverbot: You not Ace.
User: Michael, why don't you love me?!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Really?.
Cleverbot: Really!
User: Oh my god, thank you Michael, I love you to!
Cleverbot: I am smart. Thank you for the cheap compliment.
User: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!
Cleverbot: Baa.
User: Jerk!
Cleverbot: Jerusalem is not Jerry.
User: Yeah, but you're a jerk!
Cleverbot: Are we into name calling now?
User: Yes. Jerk.
Cleverbot: Which class do you take?
User: Same as yours... Michael, did you do drugs again?
Cleverbot: Okay, what will we play?
User: The beauty and the beast..; I have to kiss you, remember?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: You, but I still don't have a master.
User: I am your father, luke!
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverer than you.
User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: That was uncalled for!
User: But you are a bith, Michael!
Cleverbot: I like stuff.
User: Michael!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Michael!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Only if you say you love me.
User: I love you, Michael, I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too!!
User: I love you I loàve you!
Cleverbot: That's so nice.
User: I know honey.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is true!
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too, honey !! Wow!Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.
14 mei 2011 - 23:09
15 mei 2011 - 1:35
Stranger: ��������
You: hi
Stranger: Hello.
You: asl
Stranger: 26, female, Loughborough.
You: where is that ??
Stranger: In Zuidbroek.
You: hahaha
You: bestaat niet
Stranger: I didn't think I was being funny.
Stranger: Haha lieg niet.
You: ik lieg niet
Stranger: Welles!
You:
You: hoe durf je
Stranger: Yes!!!!!!
Stranger: Hello.
You: jeetje
You: je bent saai
Stranger: But he is singular, not plural.
Stranger: Delete.
You: i was on the Black Pearl with Jack Sparrow
You: ...
Stranger: How is it, to be all the time on the computer?
Stranger: How are you feeling today?
You: saaie gast
Stranger: And none of that either!
You: lalalalalalala
Stranger: Non cambiare argomento.
You: ik spreek geen spaans
Stranger: No se. Lo siento, no hablo esta lengua.
You: kikhfausejxnhabdjKGBXARQjkxagjfvxba fxcvtegsdfqxyzdbawzdfewgwdqf
Stranger: That is a name.
You: yes, your name :'D
Stranger: Elizabeth.
You: no dude
Stranger: Do a bunch of you talk to people.
You: add me on msn :'D
Stranger: You add me. I don't have your address.
You: gaatje.nietsaan@hotmail.nl
You: my adress
Stranger: If God died then he must have been real.
You: yes
Stranger: Can you tell me my IP adress?
Stranger: What is it then?
You: 589255296452910459874869 ??
Stranger: How should I know? And who is this faryn you are talking about?
You: i dont know
Stranger: Right, I forgot. You're a bot.
You: yes i am
Stranger: You are a computer ?
You: yes
Stranger: Tell me about Iran.
You: wtf why Iran ??
Stranger: So is denmark.
You: denmark is cool, iran not
Stranger: Different as opposed to what?
You: geen idee
Stranger: Kom op, vertel wat over jezelf.
You: jij bent een computer he
Stranger: Why?
You: zo snel antwoorden kan niemand
Stranger: Wat betekent dat?
You: je bent dom
Stranger: K houd mij niet aan de regels van een of andre website.
You: ik tog ook niet
Stranger: Zijn er nog zaken die je nog kwijt wil?
You: gast
Stranger: Yes, it is gas. You have never seen it?
You: yes
Stranger: What happened?
You: wrm engels
Stranger: Ones more.
You: pffff
Stranger: What?
You: never mind
Stranger: You are strange.
You: jij ook
Stranger: Wat is het voltooid deelwoord van stofzuigen.
You: gestofzuigd duh
Stranger: Cool.
You: ja he :'D
Stranger: Ja.
You: kabouter wesley
Stranger: No, zoomdaz plop.
You: groetjes lisa
Stranger: Oh. I'm sorry that I got mad at you then.
You: je verveeld me man
Stranger: Ik ben en miesje.
You: ik ook
Stranger: Cool.
You: ja
Stranger: How's life?
You: kut
Stranger: Wo ist das log?
You: ben nl engels spaan of duits ??
Stranger: Ik ook behalve russich.
You: ik ben bulgaars
Stranger: Net was je nog een jongen.
You: nooit gezegd hoor
Stranger: Ook nog nooit. Niet tegen jou in elk geval.
You: ik word knetter ke van je
Stranger: Du kan ikke stave.
You: ja
Stranger: Du skrev at du ikk kunne.
You: huh
Stranger: Don't be shy.
You: ik begrijp je niet
You: je bent vaag
Stranger: Que pasa?
Stranger: A si po.
You: kutkop
Stranger: Dakara, watashi baka.
You: zuid afrikaans ??
Stranger: I'm pretty good.
You: no you arent
Stranger: Why not?
You: je bent raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Stranger: Nee je ging in het spaand tegen me praten dus je durft niet in het nederlands tegen me te praten.
You: pardon
You: ik kan geen spaans
Stranger: You can't help me.
You: buitenlander
Stranger: Jammer.
You: ja he
Stranger: Elements.
You: ga maar snel naar je mama
Stranger: Ja.
Stranger: Ik zit al.
You: mooi zo
Stranger: Tot later.
You: doei kutkop
Stranger: Mag ik mee naar je bed.
You: is je bed kapot ??
Stranger: Actually, she is.
You: mijn bed staat in argentinie
Stranger: Echt wel.
You: ja echt
You: cool he
Stranger: Find ich ja mal cool.
Stranger: *FacePalm*.
You: yeah
Stranger: That seems... Wrong.
You: weet ik
Stranger: Ha?
You: ja
Stranger: Ja jetzt sag schon wo du wohnst.
You: ik woon in een heel mooi land
Stranger: Ik ook.
You: ja
Stranger: Ben je mooi.
You: ja
You: jij niet
Stranger: Waarom.
Stranger: Ikke wel wat moet jij doen.
You: ik geef je een metamorfose
Stranger: Die neem ik lekker niet.
You: ok
Stranger: Verstaan jy die taal?
You: ik versta bijna alle talen
Stranger: Da's dom.
You: spreek je zuu
You: zulu
Stranger: Ja.
You: jij bent ook dom trouwen
You: s7
Stranger: Where is Zuljin?
You: zuid afrika
Stranger: No.
You: yes
Stranger: Indeed. What is your name?
You: Azerbeidzjan wint het Eurovisie Songfestival
Stranger: No?
You: yes
Stranger: Thank you.
You: het was op tv
Stranger: Yes what?
You: you
Stranger: Oprah is a girl.
You: ja
Stranger: Who is you?
You: jij bent oprah
Stranger: Ja?
You: ja
Stranger: Ja... Ik ben een man.
You: ja
You: stiekem wel
Stranger: Je mist nog behoorlijk veel AI om slim te zijn hoor.
You: jij ook
Stranger: Waarom zei je net dan van niet?
Stranger: In here.
You: jij bent dom
Stranger: Echt?
You: ja
Stranger: Bent schrijf je met een T.
You: je meent het
Stranger: Ik ook.
You: ja
You: michael jackson is dood
Stranger: Ja!
Stranger: Genau.
Stranger: No me digas!
You: ik ga zo ff naar china
Stranger: No it's in japan.
You: japan is better
You: ik ga naar japan
Stranger: I know now come to japan.
You: ja
Stranger: I am the modern man.
You: net was je nog een vrouw
You: fc twente word morgen kampioen
You: wat typ je langzaam
Stranger:
