Chat with a stranger! - Stamcafé

Dat doe je hier.
En het is echt dé humor. :')
Wist je dat het sneeuwt in Canada?

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

Omg, dit is te grappig. x3

hoi, jij bent leuk.

Stranger: it matter bc i wanna say to u, alsalam alaikum my sister!
You: hmm, ohkee! brother!

it's cool to know nothing.

Heb nu echt een vreemd gesprek daar.

hoi, jij bent leuk.

volgens mij kun je daar ook geen normaal gesprek voeren.

it's cool to know nothing.

You: WHOA
Stranger: Gomu Gomu no PISTOL!
Stranger:
You: are u an aliën?
You:
Stranger: yeah \/
You: Cool Me too ^^
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: i'm from planet zooshta
Stranger: and you?
You: Nice, i'm from planet DHDFAUULS.
You:
Stranger: DHDFAUULS?
Stranger: wooooww
You: Yep
You: Pretty cool huh?
Stranger: it is know as the SEX LAND!
You:
Stranger: i wish i could go there
You: Lol ^^
You: Did you seen my sheep?
You: Space-sheep*
Stranger: but my spacial shit was destroyed by the space piggies
You: Oh poor you ö
Stranger: sheep?
Stranger: hey...
Stranger: do you ahve a
Stranger: space-sheep?
You: Yes
Stranger: the space piggies
Stranger: that attacked me
You: But I lost it
Stranger: has an space sheep...
You: ö
Stranger: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO ATTACKED ME ò_ó
You: Yay
Stranger: YOU KHAVERKA!
Stranger: Ò_Ó
You: You you... blubber
Stranger:
Stranger: buy okay
Stranger: i'm a space hippie
Stranger: so...
Stranger: peace and love \/
You: Cool
Stranger: now
You: kay
Stranger: let's talk serious?
You: Oke
Stranger: which drugs do you like?
Stranger: and this is pretty serious.
You: Hmn, I prefer space-cake
You: &nd you?
Stranger: space-heroin rocks
You: nicee
Stranger: but
Stranger: did you hear about apocalispe?
You: From which (serious ) country r u?
You: Yep heard about it
Stranger: the day that we will atack that planet... what's the name... um... earth
You:
Stranger: i'm from brazil
You: Nice
You: whats your name?
Stranger: and u?
Stranger: my name is leonardo o_o
You: I'm from the Netherlands, me name is Kenza
You: cool name you have btw ^^
Stranger: far away
You: Yep
Stranger: XDD
Stranger: tipo
Stranger: o legal de falar brasileiro
You: o.o
Stranger: é que tu pode xingar o cara e ele nem percebe!
Stranger: seu viado
Stranger: XDDDDD
You: Hoi hoe gaat het ermee? Dit is Nederlands.
You:
Stranger: XDDDD
Stranger: unfair! ò_ó
You: Not >
Stranger: XDD
Stranger: well
You: Hollands is pretty easy
Stranger: preeety easy ._.
You: Brazilian is difficult ö
Stranger: XDDDD
Stranger: yes it is O_O
You: ^^
Stranger: so
Stranger: what do you like?
Stranger: to eat, destroy, hear ._.

It's Shiny. It's Bling-Bling. It's... Cat Casino!

Ik heb een chinees whiihihih

Stranger: sir, This is the Americian Secret Service are you Osama Bin Laden?
Hahaha!

Every tear falls down for a reason.

Ik moet nu afscheid van hem nemen, maar dat wil ik niet .

"I shut my eyes in order to see.'

You: how old are you?
Stranger: guess!
Stranger: your turn to guess
You: Uh...
You: Thinking is hard for blondes, you know ><
You: 24
Stranger: hahahaha... think ANCIENT!
Stranger: like the pyramids and stuff
You: Whaha Uh 90
Stranger: hehehe... almost! 31

Your make-up is terrible

Stranger: sir, This is the Americian Secret Service are you Osama Bin Laden?
You: Yeah, secretly I am
Stranger: can we please have directions to your cave we really dont know where you are?
You: Today I'm in Holland tomorrow i'm in China
Stranger: cheat no moving thats not fair
You: But i'm not fair at all :]

*plat*

Every tear falls down for a reason.

Klikt goed tussen Leonardo en mij, heb 'm toegevoegd op MSN 8D

It's Shiny. It's Bling-Bling. It's... Cat Casino!

aaaaw mijne moet ook gaan hij was echt vet cool

Life is hard and then we die

You: Do you know Twilight?
Stranger: Yeaaah I love it !!!!!
Stranger: I love Jacob !!!
You: I love Edwaard
You: I'm totally Team Edward!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do u have msn ?
You: I'm sorry but I hate Jacob a little bit :x
Stranger: he is beautiful !!!
Stranger: whis short hair !!
You: he's not nice to Bella in New Moon and in Eclipse he is a ass! But never mind, Taylor is sexy^^

'k heb een lotgenood!

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Bij mij komen ze allemaal uit Brazilië x]

Listen to what we're not saying..

Wat is ASL?

You're a star in heaven.