Chat with a stranger! - Stamcafé

Dat doe je hier.
En het is echt dé humor. :')
Wist je dat het sneeuwt in Canada?

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

WHOA MINDFUQ, FBR_TRASH? LOL
OHJA, CAPSLOCK DAY
maar we moeten een codewoord hebben, kunnen we elkaar opzoeken n_n

There are several things that I have been doing wrong.

Stranger: Mcboardiee?!?!?\
You: Uh, no.
The devil here!=]

En toen was ie weg>.<

everything, in time

You: Hi x]
Stranger: Lenny told me you cheated babe
You: I did not
Stranger: How could you do this to me? After all ive done!!
You: Who's Lenny?
Stranger: Lenny wouldn't lie!
You: Oh he did
Stranger: Who's lenny?? My friend lenny, from the bar. He saw you
Stranger: He told me everything
You: Aah...
You: Cool
Stranger: I was only out of town for a week!!
Stranger: You can't wait a week???
Stranger: Whore!
Stranger: WHORE
You: Sorry
Stranger: Sorry isn't going to cut it this time
Stranger: I want you to move oiut
You: But you know I have a serious sex problem
Stranger: You said the medication was helping
Stranger: You lied!
Stranger: Again!
Stranger: Pack up your shit and get out!

Your make-up is terrible

die vent van mij vroeg hoe je zegt waar kan je de hoeren vinden? zei ik het, ging hij weg! Najaaaa zeg.

Life is hard and then we die

is dit een echte persoon of n robot?

It's Shiny. It's Bling-Bling. It's... Cat Casino!

Ik ga zo vragen;
You horney? 8'D

We'll never be as young as we are tonight

Whaa dat ken ik sinds gister ;]
Vet cuwl!
Ik heb al een nederlandse gehad ;p

People who are meant to be together always find each other in the end.

is dit een echte persoon of n robot?

People who are meant to be together always find each other in the end.

DE MIJNE DOET HET NIET

Haha, ik ga van huis ruilen met een Brazaliaan ofzo =']
Het regent in Brazilie o__O'
en die vrouw/meisje heet Fernanda o__O'

Underdog, just look at the mess you made.

damn, ik moet weg ôo
en het gesprek was net zo gezellig :')

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Stranger: hai
You: Are you an alien?
Stranger: yeah
You: Oh no :o
You: Promise to not kill me :o
Stranger: and im fighting against preditor !
You: Ohmygosh, and you have time to chat? :o
Stranger: no i wont kill u ! i just gonna eat your legs
You: Oh, my legs :p
Stranger: sure its kind of easy going
You: I don't my legs, there just in my way anyways xd
Stranger: muhaha let me introduce your new friend ---> wheelchair !
Stranger: i see
You: Oeeh, I like wheelchair :p

Héhé. xd'

You: wtf dude you scare me
Stranger: ;_;
Stranger: BUT I'M SO FRIENDLY!
You: I KNOW BUT YOU REMIND ME OF SPONGEBOB
You: AND I'M SCARED OF HIM
Stranger: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
You: and that makes me a real sad wannabe swedish girl
You: OMG AAAAAAAHHH

We can only learn to love by loving.

Haha, ik ga van huis ruilen met een Brazaliaan ofzo =']
Het regent in Brazilie o__O'
en die vrouw/meisje heet Fernanda o__O'

"I shut my eyes in order to see.'

You: Hello ^^
Stranger: Hii ! *--*
Stranger: age?
You: 14
You: you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Where from?
Stranger: Brazil, and you?
You: Belgium. ^-^
Stranger: you like eletronic music?
You: You horney? 8'D
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: what is horney?

Strijk x'D

We'll never be as young as we are tonight