Chat with a stranger! - Stamcafé

Dat doe je hier.
En het is echt dé humor. :')
Wist je dat het sneeuwt in Canada?

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

Dit is leuk voor mensen die vriendloos zijn o_O

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

Is dat echt een persoon of zo'n robot?

You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Are you the same person?
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: lol
You: Allright.
Stranger: are you a 19 year old male from london
You: No, I don't.
You: I'm a female.
Stranger: then your a diff person and vice versa:)
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: oohh
Stranger: snap!
You: Are you from England?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: london
Stranger: you?
You: Cool. I'm from Holland.
Stranger: ohh i went there couple of years ago..to do the nijmegen march
You: Nice. (:
Stranger: yup,how old are you
You: I'm 14.
You: And you..?
Stranger: 17!
You: Haha, allright! (:
Stranger: lol
You: Can you speak Dutch? A little bit? (:
Stranger: lol ermm
Stranger: good morgen:S
Stranger: or somtehing.. thats all i know
You: Almost. Goede morgen. (:
Stranger: ooooooooooh ! yay
You:
Stranger: i spell it how i pronounce it
Stranger: you english is really good
You: Thanks you. (:
You: *Thank
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omg, dit is echt grappig. :+

Just because something isn't happening for you right now, doesn't mean that it will never happen.

Quizletter nummer 2!

Iemand van Q

Never run out of reasons to smile...

Iemand van Q

(...)Ja, mij

Never run out of reasons to smile...

You: wassup
Stranger: AW forget it-.-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BAM!

You: Hello
Stranger: stranger danger!
You: AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAA
Stranger: you have candies for me?
You: HHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE HILARIOUS!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I recycle my thoughts.

omg die jongen denkt dat ik seks met hem wil xd.
jongens denken echt alleen maar met hun geslachtdeel hea?

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity ©CT

De mijne kwam net uit Penislvanya! haha, en hij was een penis heb meeecht kapot gelachen met hem=D

PINKPOP WAS SUPER=D

Dit is best leuk man! =0 Zit nu te praten met iemand, bleek ie Rotterdammer te zijn >< Vet melig.. Ben nu nog steeds met hem aan het praten Hij is vet lief

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

You: hi
Stranger: hiii
You: how are you? :]
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and u ?
You: fine thanks^^
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: lol I was just asking the same question, the netherlands u?
Stranger: Egypt
You: wow^^
Stranger: male or female?
You: female u?
Stranger: male
You: okay :]
Stranger: what's ur name ??
You: which time is it in egypt?
Stranger: 10:00 PM
You: huh its the same time here^^
Stranger: in netherlands = Holland???
You: uhuh
Stranger: how old are u so ??:d
You: 15 u?
Stranger: 21
You: okay :]
Stranger: student?
You: yes.. Just the secondary school
Stranger: nice
Stranger: do u know Egypt?
You: how do you mean? if I know where it is on the map? ofcourse
Stranger: do you here about it before?
You: yes ofcourse ^^
You: did you know about holland?
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: could you ?
You: omg be ashamed^^ this tiny country were the wetter is always shitty, is just as howly as the big country besides it
Stranger: great
You: ^--
Stranger: there is snow?
You: no.. no snow, no sun.. ==* just foggy, cloudy and rainy
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: so bad weather
You: let me guess it's there sunny?
Stranger: sure
You: ^^
Stranger: when you will go the university ?
You: euhm.. about 3 years.. unless I mess up at school
Stranger: do u intend specific field ?
You: damn you ask many questions don't you? I hope you are a bit moer quiet when you are having sex with your girlfriend ^^
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can you give ur e-mail?
You: why? are you horny?
Stranger: i like to have a gilrfriend form Holland
You: hmm.. and why do you think you are worth me?
Stranger: i'm trying
You: you're cute
Stranger: merci
You: well you do make me horny
Stranger: so ?
You: hmm?
Stranger: can we be friends?
You: ofcourse ;] maybe even more
Stranger: nice
Stranger: could u give me ur mail
Stranger: and this is my mail
Stranger: spacemidoo@yahoo.com
You: okay I'll add you
Stranger: waiting
You: whahaha you do really think I'm interested in you don't you? why should I, a sexy girl wanna have ánything with a boy like you whahaha you suck

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity ©CT

Damn, die van mij maakt mij depressief. --'
Disconneeect. ._.

Dit is best leuk man! =0 Zit nu te praten met iemand, bleek ie Rotterdammer te zijn >< Vet melig.. Ben nu nog steeds met hem aan het praten Hij is vet lief

We'll never be as young as we are tonight