Chat with a stranger! - Stamcafé

Dat doe je hier.
En het is echt dé humor. :')
Wist je dat het sneeuwt in Canada?

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

(...)ik praat met je. : D

You don't run, not when you're with us. You stand your ground and fight.

You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Are you the same person?
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: lol
You: Allright.
Stranger: are you a 19 year old male from london
You: No, I don't.
You: I'm a female.
Stranger: then your a diff person and vice versa:)
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: oohh
Stranger: snap!
You: Are you from England?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: london
Stranger: you?
You: Cool. I'm from Holland.
Stranger: ohh i went there couple of years ago..to do the nijmegen march
You: Nice. (:
Stranger: yup,how old are you
You: I'm 14.
You: And you..?
Stranger: 17!
You: Haha, allright! (:
Stranger: lol
You: Can you speak Dutch? A little bit? (:
Stranger: lol ermm
Stranger: good morgen:S
Stranger: or somtehing.. thats all i know
You: Almost. Goede morgen. (:
Stranger: ooooooooooh ! yay
You:
Stranger: i spell it how i pronounce it
Stranger: you english is really good
You: Thanks you. (:
You: *Thank
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omg, dit is echt grappig. :+

Never run out of reasons to smile...

@MissShinoda: you go girl

BAM!

Hahaha. Dit is echt geniaal.

Tanya is de beste.

You: I'm boring
Stranger: You are a woman, you say ?
You: Yep
Stranger: Then you are far from boring.
Stranger: What do you want to talk about, miss ?
You: Eww you little flirtball
Stranger: Perhaps.
You: Yuk

I recycle my thoughts.

You: I'm boring
Stranger: You are a woman, you say ?
You: Yep
Stranger: Then you are far from boring.
Stranger: What do you want to talk about, miss ?
You: Eww you little flirtball
Stranger: Perhaps.
You: Yuk

We'll never be as young as we are tonight

Nu is mijn vraag nog niet beantwoord
Is dat een robot of een mens? Als ik zo zie een mens? Want ja alles kan he ><

You don't run, not when you're with us. You stand your ground and fight.

(...)
Je had hem ubergeil moeten maken Ö

I recycle my thoughts.

(...)
IEEEH daar krijg ik nachtmerries van.

We'll never be as young as we are tonight

de mijne vroeg gelijk; 'would you mind if I go nude?'

If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

de mijne vroeg gelijk; 'would you mind if I go nude?'

I recycle my thoughts.

Stranger: How old are you, miss ?
You: 84
Stranger: You do not have to lie.
You: Yes I do
You: you're scary
Stranger: Why am I scary ?
Stranger: I can't harm you. I would never harm anyone.
You: that's the scary part about you
You: I don't like nice people

I recycle my thoughts.

You: yes
You: but some people suck too
Stranger: Such as?
You: my brother
You: my mom
You: my dad
You: my family
You: my friends
You: pretty much everyone =]
Stranger: Why don't you write a poem about it?
Stranger: And put it on your Facebook?
You: I don't have a facebook T^T
Stranger: I'll add you, and send you a MyLittleGarden application invite to cheer you up
Stranger: Ok?
You: OMG I FEEL SO EMO RIGHT NOW
Stranger: Then you can grow some Cabbage Patch Kids
You: I... can grow... kids...?
You: like wtf
Stranger: Even better: write it in your own blood
You: NO
You: my blood isn't good enough for that!
Stranger: Put it on MySpace
Stranger: And, like....
Stranger: With a "Tom" type photo
You: Tom?
Stranger: Remember kids: Randy the Razor says: Down the block, not across the street!!!!
You: I hate Randy
You: he lies
You: he's that little voice in my head that tells me to eat coockies
You: IM A FAT COW BECAUSE OF HIM!
Stranger: And get fat?
You: indeed
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Randy invaded your ass
You: what is a Tom type of photo?
Stranger: Tom = MySpace man
You: weird
You: why isn;t his name Isaac?
Stranger: You are not cool if you do not imitate him
Stranger: Because he's not black
You: didn't you know?
You: IM NOT COOL DUDE
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: Because you're not Tom
Stranger: Only Tom is cool
You: send me the link
Stranger: Get with the times, girlfriend
You: I want to see this guy
You: I am not a girl
You: ¬¬
Stranger: DOH!

BAM!

You: girl or boy ?
Stranger: girl and you?
You: Girl
You: Lets be gay then

Tanya is de beste.

Omfg, kyk;
You: Hey =]
Stranger: Piro que piros?
You: Wtf?
Stranger: You mother is a big bitch
You: You father is a horse fucker =]

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells