• Eigenlijk heb igeen idee of het hier in dit subforum hoort of dat er überhaupt zo'n topic is geweest vast wel, maar ik wilde toch even een topic ervoor aanmaken; aangezien ik er benieuwd naar was.

    Ik had zin om mijn profiel weer eens een make-over te geven en ik wil altijd een mooie of leuke quote/poem op mijn profiel. Daarvoor ben ik even gaan rond zoeken op sarcastic, funny poems; het duurt altijd een eeuwigheid voor ik een goede (eentje die goed genoeg voor mijn profiel is dan, naar mijn mening) vind, maar nu heb ik best een leuke gevonden. Niet eentje voor mijn profiel tho, but just funny; made me smile.

    Hebben jullie leuke quote's of poems/haiku's die men op zijn/haar profiel kan zetten? Ik heb er zelf namelijk altijd moeite mee om een goede te vinden. Drop ze hier. ^^





    They say love is pretty. Love is fine.
    I just can’t stand you wandering my mind.

    They say love is pretty. Love is fine.
    You make me forget my thoughts & lines.

    They say love is pretty. Love is fine.
    You’re my “up the whole fucking night”

    They say love is pretty. Love is fine.
    They must have been drunk on wine.

    I fell in love with a witch
    I fell in love with a witch, yes a witch
    It must be a spell she cast on me
    It must be.. It must be


    She makes my heart pound, head swell and my body sweat
    She wakes me up happy and full of energy
    Whether she smiles or frowns
    I still find her sexy

    She glows in the dark
    Not because she's using Olay cream
    But she dresses terrible
    Which makes her terribly perfect

    She also has a black cat
    She's a wizard with all of that
    It must be a spell she cast on me
    It must be.. It must be

    [ bericht aangepast op 9 okt 2015 - 19:14 ]


    Don't walk. Run, you sheep, run.

    Nobody? Well, I wanted to add one. I think this one is quite beautiful.

    Welcome to society,
    We hope you enjoy your stay,
    And please feel free to be yourself,
    As long as it's in the right way.

    Make sure you love your body,
    Not to much or we'll tear your down,
    We'll bully you for smiling,
    And then wonder why you frown.

    We'll tell you that you're worthless,
    That you shouldn't make a sound,
    And then cry with all the others,
    As you're buried in the ground.

    You can fall in love with anyone,
    As long as it's who we choose,
    And we'll let you have your opinions,
    But please shape them to our views.

    Welcome to society,
    We promise that we won't deceive,
    And one more rule now that you are here,
    There's no way that you can leave.

    [ bericht aangepast op 9 okt 2015 - 19:28 ]


    Don't walk. Run, you sheep, run.

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