Da fuq did i just read ... - Stamcafé

Ik was een beetje bored op internet toen ik deze site tegen kwam over Nederland. Da fuq why am i reading this shit dus hier is how to deal with Dutch people:
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-81004.html

Here is something I was sent by a Dutchman.
Being part dutch myself, I can tell you it is 100% true! Enjoy...

[ bericht aangepast op 28 mei 2012 - 17:27 ]

Shoganai i ne~

loldafuck. En ik heb alleen nog maar de eerste 5 zinnen gelezen ofzo.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

Alucard schreef:

Welcome to Night Vale. All Hail the Glow Cloud. All Hail Perfect, Beautiful Carlos.

I am laughing so hard right now.. x'D
Het klopt niet echt, maar het is wel grappig.

[ bericht aangepast op 28 mei 2012 - 17:27 ]

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” ~The Doctor

Yoda schreef:
I am laughing so hard right now.. x'D
Het klopt niet echt, maar het is wel grappig.

Tell me about it, stud.

Hollanders do not like spending money. They would rather cut of an ear.

The odds are néver in our favor.

Wat is het dan??
Geen zin om link te openen en te gaan lezen

“All those fairytales are full of shit.”

Oke, als ik alles wat ik grappig vond moet kopieeren ben ik te lang bezig.

We've lived in the shadows for far too long.

Hahaha, het slaat echt zó nergens op. Maar het is wel ontzetten grappig (:

Chaos, panic and disorder. I see my work is done here.

RainbowShine schreef:

Ik vond het iets te veel tekst :W.

If we hug a little tighter, our hearts will be a little closer

Haha, er zit ook best veel waarheid in.

A king can rule a kingdom, but happiness will rule the

(4) Don’t buy wooden shoes.
They will look completely ridiculous. Which is the reason they will try to sell them to you. A Hollander himself would not want to be found dead wearing them.
(Preferably a Hollander doesn’t want to be found dead at all).

Al hebben ze met deze wel gelijk :')

SLOAN.

[ bericht aangepast op 28 mei 2012 - 17:36 ]

I'd rather have you, cursed or not.

Alucard schreef:

"The only way of finding a solution is to fight back, to move, to run, and to control that pressure."