Omegle - Multimedia

Jullie ken het wel zeker, Ik was dus net met zo'n perv aan het chatten en dit was ons gesprek:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey wanna bemy baby?
You: Married with spongebob
Stranger: pssh you lost a lot
Stranger: i have a good ass baby
You: I have a good life, you dont
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

De Q. codeworden zijn trouwens Smurf en Worteltje
Wat vinden jullie van Omegle?

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[ bericht aangepast op 30 dec 2011 - 18:53 ]

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Some people are so poor, that the only thing they have is money.

You: you're a smurf
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi ;d
Stranger: כעחטת כתט חככיא צגאצי גיאצ דאעחאחגיי גאגטתחחכ תטחכט
You: The fck ? O_O
Stranger: U
Stranger: Are
Stranger: And
Stranger: Wirte
Stranger: WTF
You: The fck o-O i'm what? and I said The fck, cuz you said something that i don't understand
Stranger: Haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



NOT FUNNY

[ bericht aangepast op 29 dec 2011 - 21:01 ]

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Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you

You: Smurf
Stranger: Shut up

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"Ignite, my love. Ignite."

Stranger: RAINBOWS
You: UNICORNS
Stranger: SKITTLES
You: M&MS
Stranger: CHOCOLATE
You: LOVE
Stranger: FLOWERS
You: HIPPIE

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Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

Ik praatte vandaag nog met een nederlander (:
Dat was gezellig, haha.

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Zoals de oude Hawaiianen altijd zeiden: Als je troebel water met rust laat, wordt het vanzelf helder.

You: smurf
Stranger: okay.
You: i'm blue
Stranger: that's awesome.
You: yes it is
Stranger: are you a smurfette? or a male smurf?
You: smurfette
Stranger: awesome.
You: yes

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"Ignite, my love. Ignite."

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Don't say that again, or i will kill you till you're dead
Stranger: Ok....
You: ;d
Stranger: So.......ageless, genderless, locationless person...How has your day gone?
You: Haha xd my day was dayless ;d
Stranger: Well then....sounds exciting. Have you remembered to breathe?
You: No ): nobody told me to do that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


... goddamned

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Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you

ik wil syll tegen komen

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"Ignite, my love. Ignite."

Ik was een spy (:

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If you think something small can’t make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room

Ridder schreef:
ik wil syll tegen komen

Whaha wrm wil je mij tegenkomen ?

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Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you

Midna schreef:
(...)

Whaha wrm wil je mij tegenkomen ?

lijkt me grappig

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"Ignite, my love. Ignite."

Ridder schreef:
(...)

lijkt me grappig

haha xd
ben nou met deze kerel bezig

Stranger: hi
You: Omg you're a smurf
Stranger: what
You: Nothing.....
Stranger: asl
You: Don't say that again, or I will kill you till you're dead
Stranger: fuck off
You: Ahww
Stranger: uh ah uh aa uh ahhhhhh
You: Are you a monkey?
You: Cool
Stranger: ur ancestors are monkey
Stranger: dildo
You: Weirdo..
Stranger: madarchod
You: Madarwie?
Stranger: bhosdike
You: Dude where are youy come from o-O
Stranger: laude pe chudi pehen le
Stranger: desi india
You: Ahaa...
Stranger: aana kabhi gand marane
You: Love you to?
Stranger: come some time to fuck ur assss by bull
You: Ja dacht het dus even van niet hea
Stranger: bhosdi ke
Stranger: google translate will help u dudde
You: Dude, als jij in je eigen taal kan praten kan ik dat ook
Stranger: come suck my ass
You: No thank you why should i
Stranger: else my cock
Stranger: its huge
Stranger: u vill love it
Stranger: come wid ur mamma
You: Yeah.. no..
Stranger: i will give you ticket

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Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: smurf
Stranger: haha
You: haha
Stranger: vampire
You: werewolf
Stranger:
Stranger: bear !
You: dog
Stranger: cat
You: duck
Stranger:
Stranger: bird
You: fish
Stranger: humster
You: pinguin
Stranger: zebra
You: habit
Stranger: XDD
You: apple
Stranger: banana
You: orange
Stranger: water
You: rock

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"Ignite, my love. Ignite."

Midna schreef:
(...)
haha xd
ben nou met deze kerel bezig

Stranger: hi
You: Omg you're a smurf
Stranger: what
You: Nothing.....
Stranger: asl
You: Don't say that again, or I will kill you till you're dead
Stranger: fuck off
You: Ahww
Stranger: uh ah uh aa uh ahhhhhh
You: Are you a monkey?
You: Cool
Stranger: ur ancestors are monkey
Stranger: dildo
You: Weirdo..
Stranger: madarchod
You: Madarwie?
Stranger: bhosdike
You: Dude where are youy come from o-O
Stranger: laude pe chudi pehen le
Stranger: desi india
You: Ahaa...
Stranger: aana kabhi gand marane
You: Love you to?
Stranger: come some time to fuck ur assss by bull
You: Ja dacht het dus even van niet hea
Stranger: bhosdi ke
Stranger: google translate will help u dudde
You: Dude, als jij in je eigen taal kan praten kan ik dat ook
Stranger: come suck my ass
You: No thank you why should i
Stranger: else my cock
Stranger: its huge
Stranger: u vill love it
Stranger: come wid ur mamma
You: Yeah.. no..
Stranger: i will give you ticket

Sev: -Start laughing like hell-

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Let it come and let it be

ik ga altijd flirten voor lol en als ze vragen hoe oud ben je zeg ik 69(geen idee wrm)

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You can't not look cool with a crossbow.

Countenance schreef:
(...)
Sev: -Start laughing like hell-

hier een vervolgje;

tranger: plzzzzzzzzz come i need suck mine
You: rent a whore..
You: or ask your mom or sister
Stranger: what happened coll both of them
Stranger: whats your name
You: your mom and sister not my.. you asshole
You: First tell me your name
Stranger: looda
You: Hi looda,
Stranger: and u?
You: and you think i'm gonna give my name to a asshole like you?
Stranger: what u think its my name you asshole
You: i think nothing..
You: so you got no name? (:
Stranger: just like u
You: yeah i'm nameless Congratulations you've discovered my secret
Stranger: go and fuck your mother yui name less yeaaaaaaaaa
You: why would i fck my mother? dude.. i'm not desperate like you
Stranger: byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy assssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ bericht aangepast op 29 dec 2011 - 21:20 ]

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Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you