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10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black (2 x uitgekomen)

1. Give him a bowl to drink from
2. Give him some deodorant and say 'You stink'
3. Bark instead of talking to him
4. Give him a squeaky toy for his birthday
5. Tell him that Bella chose a leech over him
6. Throw a stick and tell him to fetch it
7. When he refuses point your finger and say 'Bad dog!'
8. Buy him a dog collar with his name on it
9. Buy him a leash and say 'I wanted to take you for a walk'
10. Get him to walk in the sun and say 'Why don't you sparkle?' between sobs

10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen (9 x uitgekomen)

1. Ask him to bite you.
2. Give Bella a knife for her birthday
3. Every time he walk past you sing 'Like a virgin'
4. Tell him to eat a sandwich
5. When he refuses tell him that anorexia is unhealthy.
6. Every time he walks past picture Jacob..... naked
7. Ask him 'What kind of a man sparkles?'
8. Whenever he leaves beg him not to. Again.
9. Ask him why he watches people sleep.
10. Every time your near him scream 'MIND RAPE!'

10 Ways To Annoy Bella Swan (9 x uitgekomen)

1. Remind her that Rosalie was suppose to be Edwards wife
2. Call her Isabella
3. Set her up on a date with Mike
4. When she complains about not being a vampire throw glitter on her and say 'There, you sparkle like a vampire'
5. Tell her that Edward promised to make you a vampire.
6. Run to her and tell her that Alice just foresaw a monster coming to kill her. When Edward walks by, yell "THERE HE IS! ALICE WAS RIGHT!"
7. Tell her that Edward is technically dead so she is into necrophilia. Tell her thats thats wrong and she needs help
8. Get Mike to go to her house in nothing but his underwear
9. At school go around saying 'HEY EVERYONE LOOK ITS BELLA! HI BELLA!' really loud
10. Every 10 minutes remind her that Edward is old enought to be her great, great- grandfather

10 Ways To Annoy Alice Cullen (2 x uitgekomen)

1. Burn her clothes
2. Ask her about her childhood
3. Tell her that theres a special designer brand shoe sale at ...La push
4. Every time she talks to you respond with 'Sure midget'
5. Ask her what you will be doing in 2 minutes every 5 minutes.
6. Take her credit cards, hold them above your head and say 'Jump pixie jump'.
7. Whenever she talks say 'What is that squeaking noise?'
8. Every time she gets a vision poke her repeatedly and ask her if her 'spidey senses' are tingling
9. Tell her that Jasper went back to Maria
10. Take her shoes and stand at the other side of the treaty line and say 'What's wrong midget?'

10 Ways To Annoy Jasper Hale/Cullen (0 x uitgekomen)

1. Whenever he says something shout 'Yes, sir!' while saluting
2. Ask him to bite you
3. When he says no say 'are you sure you don't want a taste?'
4. Call him a walking mood ring
5. Keep changing your emotions while your around him
6. When he asks why you're doing it say "I HAVE PMS OKAY!' and start crying
7. Ask him if ghost are real and when he replies ask "Do you have a cousin named Casper?"
8. Get tomato sauce ,put it on yourself and yell "I'M A NEWBORN!"
9. When he says that's just tomato sauce say 'That's not what Maria told me"
10. Remind him that it's his fault that Edward left Bella in the first place every 10 minutes

10 Ways To Annoy Rosalie Hale/Cullen (8 x uitgekomen)

1. Wave a baby in front of her face
2. Remind her that Edward picked a human over her
3. Cut off her hair
4. Start laughing randomly, when she asks what's so funny tell her she wouldn't get it 'cos she's blonde
5. Put animal blood in her bed and scream "OMG ROSALIE HAD HER FIRST PERIOD!" and then run like hell
6. Follow her around everyday & when she asks what your doing say 'I'm trying to figure out how a vampire can be so ugly'
7. Tell her she smells like a wet dog
8. Say 'I can have children' every 5 minutes
9. Tell her Royce says hi
10. When she kisses Emmett yell 'BISEXUAL!'

10 Ways To Annoy Emmett Cullen (1 x uitgekomen)

1. Say that Edward's Volvo is better than his Jeep
2. Tell him that he got told by an invisible line. (The Treaty line)
3. Remind him that he lost an arm wrestle to a girl.
4. Remind him that Edward and Rosalie were meant to be together
5. Cover his Jeep in honey
6. When he asks why you did it say 'I thought bears liked honey' (Get it? Cos he's like a big teddy bear)
7. Tell him that he has some grizzly stuck in between his teeth
8. Every time he says something respond with 'Sure thing Steroids'
9. Ask him what Rosalie calls him in bed
10. Tell him he's all beef and no brains

10 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen (1 x uitgekomen)

1. Ask him how his power would help him in a fight. Love the enemies to death?
2. Put a picture of Emmett in his underwear in his office.
3. Ask if blondes really do have more fun
4. Run around the ER room saying "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!
5. Ask him how old he is
6. When he answers buy him some anti-wrinkle cream and whisper ' thought you might need this'
7. Every time he says something answer with 'No problem Gramps'
8. Screech next to his ear every two minutes, "OMYGOD IT'S CARLISLE!'
9. Start crying and say 'Why does Esme get her own island and I don't?'
10. Tell him the only reason Esme jumped off the cliff was because she saw him coming.

10 Ways To Annoy Esme Cullen (0 x uitgekomen)

1. Break all the furniture
2. Redecorate the house
3. Start chewing on hair.
4. When she asks you what you are doing, tell her you were wondering if her hair tasted like caramel
5. Ask her why she married someone 2 centuries older than her
6. When she answers tell that that makes her a kitten (older is a cougar. Younger is a kitten. Get it?)
7. Ask her how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she doesn't answer, ask if she is secretly Superman.
8. Tell her what Carlisle really does on his late night shifts at the hospital.
9. Say, ' You look like my dad, he has a beard' while smiling innocently
10. Eat her food and scream 'THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!'

10 Ways To Annoy Aro Vulturi (7 x uitgekomen)

1. Get a water bottle and throw some water on him while yelling , "The power of Christ compels you!"
2. Show him all of the 'intimate' moments with Bella & Edward.
3. When he goes to touch you to read your mind, picture him dancing in Edward's meadow singing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
4. When Aro trys to touch you scream "Mind rapist, Get away from me!"
5. Ask him if his food is "O-positively good"
6. Tell him that Edward's power is better than his.
7. Hum the Darth Vader theme when ever he enters a room.
8. When he say something like "Why me?" casually answer "Because you're damned and God hates you"
9. When he asks you which ways something is answer with 'Follow the Arrow"
10. When he gets angry say 'No more O negative for you'

10 Ways To Annoy Leah Clearwater (3 x uitgekomen)

1. Push her into Sam and say ' Aww... aren't you a cute couple'
2. Remind her how amazing Emily is every 5 minutes
3. Ask her what it's like to be a man in a womens body
4. Look at her and say 'Eww, no wonder Sam left you'
5. Say "What does it feel like to know you can never have children?" every 10 minutes
6 Send her love letters and sign them, 'Love, Sam'
7. Tell her you know why Sam left her- tell her it's because he thought she was secretly a man
8. Whenever she talks block your nose and say 'Doggie breath'
9. When she gets angry and bites you scream 'RABIES!'
10. When shes in wolf form take her clothes and say that Jacob stole them.

10 Ways To Annoy Renesmee Cullen (2 x uitgekomen)

1. Tell her that Jacob loved her mum before he loved her
2. Give her a plush Loch Ness Monster for her birthday
3. Scream 'OMG! IT'S A-A-A...., what the hell are you?' whenever she walks past
4. Ask if she'd like to take Jakes paw in marriage one day.
5. When she walks in the room shriek 'AHHHH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER'
6. Remind her that Jacob has kissed her mum before every 5 minutes
7. Tell her that Renesmee sounds like a disease
8. Say, 'Hey look, I found a picture of you. It looks exactly the same' while showing her a picture of the Loch Ness Monster
9. Ask her what she's going to name her puppies
10. Take pictures of her and when she asks what your doing say 'Giving proof that the Loch Ness Monster is real'