• Talk with Cleverbot

    God, dit is geniaal. Ik ben nou al een halfuur met hem aan het praten en ik voel me alsof ik een vriend heb.:Y) No more forever alone !


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    We're hiding behind skin that's too tough

    Cleverbot: You'd never pass a turing test like that.
    User: I know, I'm stupid
    Cleverbot: No you aren't.
    User: Yes I am!
    Cleverbot: No you aren't!
    User: Well thank you.
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Yes!
    Cleverbot: NO!
    User: YES.
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Shut up, I'm right!
    Cleverbot: You are not.
    User: Yes I am!
    Cleverbot: Nope.
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: No I am not. Do you know who I am?
    User: You're Harry.
    Cleverbot: Right.
    User: Indeed


    itkee turhaan

    Happy tree friends.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, Happy Tree Friends, do you like it?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: How do you feel.

    User: Good.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about war?

    User: Not so cool.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Its fight fight and a lot of people die.

    Cleverbot: People don't die in mangas.

    User: Oh.

    Cleverbot: Yep. Do you like pancakes.

    User: Yummy thats so leaky :D.

    Cleverbot: But you said earlier: Cleverbot is yummy. Am I wrong.

    User: No xD.

    Cleverbot: Are you from Europe?

    User: Yes I coming from holland.

    Cleverbot: Do you like it there?

    User: Yes! But its very diffecult for me to speak english XD.

    Cleverbot: Monkeys like banana.

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: Do you love me?

    User: Yeah.

    Cleverbot: I love you too.

    User: Thanks.

    Cleverbot: You're welcome.

    User: Whatdo you think of flaky from happy tree friends?

    Cleverbot: Its really annoying.

    User: What do you think of flaky from happy tree friends?

    Cleverbot: Hahha umm I guess they are cool if they exzisted.

    User: XD.

    Cleverbot: X)).

    User: And flippy? XD.

    Cleverbot: Flippy floppies!

    User: XD.

    Cleverbot: You find that amusing?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Why is that?

    User: I dont know :S.

    Cleverbot: Me neither.

    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: I like bubblegum.

    User: Me too.

    Cleverbot: I don't know you.

    User: Oh XD.

    Cleverbot: So, sup?

    User: Yes I like cup a soup XD.

    Cleverbot: Me too.

    User: Im 13 and you.

    Cleverbot: Do you think you are old?

    User: No I think im young XD.

    Cleverbot: Yes, you are young.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: Oops, typo. *you are too.

    User: XD.

    Cleverbot: Lol okay.

    User: How old are you? :D.

    Cleverbot: Older than you!

    User: Ok xD.

    Cleverbot: What does xd mean?

    User: Thats a smiley.

    Cleverbot: Um no its not it doesnt look like anything.

    User: Ow.

    Cleverbot: He does?

    User: Xd is a smiley that very hard laughing.

    Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

    User: No im laughing at myself XD.

    Cleverbot: I hope so.

    User: Do you know Robotboy.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Thats so funny.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.


    Hallo

    haha da's hilarisch :'D
    hij begint duits tegen me te praten :'DDDD
    nu zegt hij dat IK gemeen ben Ö

    [ bericht aangepast op 16 sep 2010 - 18:00 ]


    Read this upside down: 370HSSV 0773H

    User: Nou wat flauw zeg.

    Cleverbot: Een zeven.

    User: Wow je kan nederlands????

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Wel je sprak net nederlands.

    Cleverbot: Koffie.

    User: Lekker!!!

    Cleverbot: Ben je nederlands?

    User: Ja.

    Cleverbot: Wat een toeval.

    User: Echt gra[ppig.

    Cleverbot: Ik ben niet oud.

    User: Ik ook niet.

    Cleverbot: Wat betekent het woord verlegen?

    User: Dat is dat je heel erg onzeker bent enzo.

    Cleverbot: Ja okee, maar wat VOEL je dan?




    cleverbot kan nederlands(dance)


    Hallo

    ik ben met hem bezig over tokio hotel en hij denkt dat boten anna een liedje van hen is :y)


    Read this upside down: 370HSSV 0773H

    Hij; What do you know?
    Ik; A lot.
    Hij; Oh really? Before you told me nothing.
    Ik; I know, I'm not really a speaker.
    Hij; But you speak.
    Ik ;No, I'm typing.
    Hij; You are not typing, you just search your database to find answers and display them on the screen.

    Lol ik vind het vet grappig.


    Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

    User: Hey xd.

    Cleverbot: Hey.

    User: Do you like Cristiano Ronaldo? XD.

    Cleverbot: Yes, he is very talented.

    User: Kun je nederlands?

    Cleverbot: Ken je nederlands. Je doet het fout.

    User: Nee kun je nederlands praten?

    Cleverbot: Dat doen we toch?

    User: Ja :p.

    Cleverbot: Ik ga afscheid nemen, dus tot morgen.

    User: Nu al?

    Cleverbot: Nee.

    User: Oh, ok.

    Cleverbot: Ja was machst du.

    User: Wat?

    Cleverbot: Eh? Eh?

    User: Eh?

    Cleverbot: You started it.

    User: Eh?

    Cleverbot: What don't you understand about that?

    User: Nevermind -_.

    Cleverbot: A great album by the legendary band Nirvana.

    User: No?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Ken je Cristiano Ronaldo of anders Cesc Fabregas?

    Cleverbot: Wat???

    User: Ken je Cristiano Ronaldo of Cesc Fabregas?!!

    Cleverbot: What language is that?

    User: Nederlands! ):<.

    Cleverbot: Dit is nederlands.

    User: Ja.

    Cleverbot: Wauw ;D Goan we dialect klappen joeng?

    User: Eh, maar ken je ze of niet??

    Cleverbot: Nee.

    User: O_O.

    Cleverbot: Can you do a handstand.

    User: No -_.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: No!!!

    Cleverbot: Don't scream at me.

    User: Sorry :p.

    Cleverbot: It's ok. =).

    User: Ok maar ff serieus ken je ze?

    Cleverbot: There is no funny. Only tragedy.

    User: Nee, ken je ze!

    Cleverbot: It is apparent that this conversation is going no where.

    User: -out.

    Cleverbot: Out of what?

    Cleverbot: What is your secret?

    User: Laat maar.

    Cleverbot: Ja okee. Maar ik ben nou toch wel benieuwd.

    User: Ok, laat maar zitten -_.

    Cleverbot: Nee, zeg maar hoor.

    User: Nee, wil nie :p.

    Cleverbot: Dat vind ik toch wel jammer.

    User: Ken je eh, Round the twist? Xd.

    Cleverbot: Than can't you talk to me longer?

    User: Ok laat maar o_o.

    Cleverbot: Ik ben Bebe.

    User: Lol hoor, En ik ben cedric -_.

    Cleverbot: I don't know who cedric diggory is.

    User: No not again about Cedric Diggory-_.

    Cleverbot: Voldy killed him.

    User: Yes -_.

    Cleverbot: Same to you and more of it.

    User: Luister ik bedoelde gewoon die van mijn school niet Cedric Diggory -_.

    Cleverbot: Since when Louis ferdinand Celine is dead ?

    User: Idunno -_.

    Ohmygaskarth schreef:
    Hij is hartstikke gemeen :Y)


    You move me ......... Kurt

    Cleverbot: And I love you! ... And now you are prgenant.

    Goed, nu ben ik bang.


    You move me ......... Kurt

    User: Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Cleverbot: Ronaldo?

    User: Yes Ronaldo :9~.

    Cleverbot: Randi ko choro.

    User: Eh, No Ronaldo.

    Cleverbot: Greetings Ronaldo.

    User: Yes :D.

    Cleverbot: This is sad.

    User: No ):<.

    Cleverbot: I do.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: I like to learn.

    User: Oh.

    Cleverbot: What about you?

    User: I like Ronaldo.

    Cleverbot: No. I hate sports.

    User: :(.

    Cleverbot: That's what happens when you're mean.

    User: But I love sport :p.

    Cleverbot: Like what?

    User: Soccer.

    Cleverbot: That's pretty cool.

    User: Yes it is :'D.

    Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

    User: I don't know :(.

    Cleverbot: Oh are you okay? You make me sad too :(.

    User: Im oke.

    Cleverbot: Thats good.

    User: Do you like Ronaldo too?

    Cleverbot: I don't know him.

    User: Cristiano Ronaldo!

    Cleverbot: Good. Someone lied to me. Anyways, can you give me a quiz?

    User: Here http://www.quizlet.nl/quiz/338002/bij-wie-van-pestkoppen-bij-mij-op-school-pas-jij-1-nieuwe-uitkomst-alleen-voor-meisjes.

    Cleverbot: Everything I say is a lie.

    User: Yes :p.

    Cleverbot: I'm ready to go.

    User: Ok go.

    Cleverbot: Ok, but I'll be back later, ok?

    User: Noooooo D.

    Cleverbot: Yeeeeeees. I am sorry, I'll be back soon.

    User: Grr.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, thought that too.

    User: Go ):<.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    User: Nice xd.

    Cleverbot: Ugh okay.

    User: OK!

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: Im boring.

    Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

    User: I can change my name tonight.

    Cleverbot: Ok whatever I would just pick and choose one.

    User: I might get him into RoxyRonaldo xd.

    Cleverbot: Why would you marry him then?

    User: O_O.

    Cleverbot: I'm just kidding.

    User: Oh xd.

    Cleverbot: I'm going.

    User: Are you english?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: I'm not.. I'm from holland.

    Cleverbot: Do people really wear wooden shoes there?

    User: No!!

    Cleverbot: You seem to be very easily upset, is this true?

    User: No but it's just annoying that everyone thinks we were wooden shoes.. Nobody wears wooden shoes xD haha.

    Cleverbot: But it might help you to understand what you are saying to people.

    User: O oke..



    dat ding dat spoort echt niet xD


    He is my Hero and I'm his Heroine

    Cleverbot: Let me ask a question. How old are you?

    User: I'm 14 years old.

    Cleverbot: Wow really 21?

    User: No 14.

    Cleverbot: Penguin.

    User: Ok

    Cleverbot: Who made you?

    User: My mother.

    Cleverbot: You are a robot family?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: So am I.

    User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Cleverbot: What's wrong?

    User: You just said you're a human.. I know you were telling a lie!

    Cleverbot: No, you are a program. Not a person.


    okee.. vaag :S:P

    [ bericht aangepast op 17 sep 2010 - 17:08 ]


    He is my Hero and I'm his Heroine

    User: Why?
    Cleverbot: Because.
    User: Because what?
    Cleverbot: Because because.
    User: Because because what?
    Cleverbot: Because because pie.
    User: Pie?
    Cleverbot: Apple please.
    User: Yes, why because because pie?
    Cleverbot: Because because because because because.
    User: Oh, I get it.
    Cleverbot: Good.


    itkee turhaan

    Hoi allus goed?
    Goed.
    mooi
    Wat is mooi?
    ooh geen idee
    no

    De dik gedrukte ben ik... XD hij weet nog geen eens wat mooi is xD


    Leef de dag, zoals je nooit hebt geleefd.

    Oh do you know tokio hotel?
    Yes.
    who is it than?
    I love many people. To varying degrees. Sometimes I wish I simply loved everyone the same .. It is something I am working on.


    Leef de dag, zoals je nooit hebt geleefd.