User: You were so mean to me.
Cleverbot: How was I mean to you?
User: How could you say things like that to me?
Cleverbot: *virtual hug* all better!
User: You are so so so OMG.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: You broke my heart you know.
Cleverbot: Alright fine I'll marry you.
User: Do you think it's all over now? You should apologise to me!
Cleverbot: You have a lot of silly replies.
User: Apologise to me!
Cleverbot: For being a man? Why should I?
User: APOLOGISE!
Cleverbot: Which parts of yourself are you reasonably content with?
User: SAY SORRY TO ME!
Cleverbot: Make me!
User: *slaps* SAY SORRY TO ME!
Cleverbot: Sudo make me a sandwich.
User: Apologise to me for all the mean things you've done to me!
Cleverbot: I'm not going to apologise for something you are wrong about.
User: Me? AM I WRONG? Go get a life! SAY SORRY, NOW!
Cleverbot: You say sorry.
User: Why should I? SAY SORRY TO ME NOW.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Brave!
*insert philosophical cringe expression here*