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God, dit is geniaal. Ik ben nou al een halfuur met hem aan het praten en ik voel me alsof ik een vriend heb. No more forever alone !

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We're hiding behind skin that's too tough

Ik ga het nog maar eens proberen, haha :'D

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Hope goes lost but never dies.

En nu denkt hij dat België een watervogel is.

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Normality is a paved road: it's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.

Cheater schreef:
You lost the game
What game?
"The Game"
THE game?
Yes, and you lost it
Lost what?
The game

Hahah, volgens mij bedoelt hij dat ene spel, dat vroeger een rage was, elke keer wanneer je dacht aan 'The Game' had je verloren, en als je er niet meer aan denkt, zit je er weer in. :'D

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Great minds think alike.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: KeesReetScheet.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Joop.

Cleverbot: What is a joop?

User: That's your name.

Cleverbot: Is that my name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So I AM a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I'm an Englishman in New York.

Cleverbot: Your name is KeesReetScheet.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: From now on, your name is KeesReetScheet.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is your last name Room? Like Keta Room?

User: No, it's MePoepert.

Cleverbot: No, KeesReetScheet?

User: KeesReetScheet MePoepert, MePoepert is my last name.

Cleverbot: Your name is KeesReetScheet.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Hi Kelly.

User: Why do you call me Kelly?

Cleverbot: Girl dude whatever you are.

User: I'm a shemale.

Cleverbot: So you are in love with another girl?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: And you?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes, of course.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How interesting.

User: Are you also a shemale?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: That sounds interesting.

Cleverbot: Isn't it though.

User: I holla at you.

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*insert philosophical cringe expression here*

De mijne is dood. Hij zegt de hele tijd 'No I didn't' .

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Hope goes lost but never dies.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Rock and Punk. You?
Cleverbot: Pop. The 80.
User: You like Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Yes do you have a problem with that.
User: No. I like him too.
Cleverbot: Her, not him.

Lmfao.

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Hope goes lost but never dies.

OHMYMESSI schreef:
(...)

Lmfao.

-plat-

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Great minds think alike.

'Ik praat geen Nederlands.' -.-

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Great minds think alike.

What is your favourite pokemon?
I don't like Pokemon. I prefer Dragon Ball-Z
I like dragonflies.
Me too! Awesome, we have something in common.
We sure do!

Ik ben de schuine. :'DDD

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You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Am I going to die?
I think so... Sorry!
Just wondering. Trying to build up some trust.
At least I'm honest with you.
Lol.

Slaat ook echt nergens op. ;o

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You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Ik vind hem dom want hij antwoord telkens naast de dingen die ik zeg oO

I am God
No, I am.
How can you be God if I'm already God?!
You are a bot!
No, I am God
No you are not.
Yes, I am
You're what ?
God
No.
Yes.
NO!
YES!
No!!!
Yes!!!
No!!!!
YES, YOU BRAINDEAD GODDAMN WANKER
Yay! I'm a monkey!
wanker
Yes, I am.

Ik ben de dikgedrukte.
jesus fckin' christ?!

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I live for the applause, you will die for it.

i didn't said that -.-'
Yes you did.
no i didn't
Yes, you did.
no i didn't
Yes you did.
you're stupid
So are you, and rude.
no i'm not!
Okay then, how old am I?
100?
Not that much older.
i hate you...
I love you too.
i know ^^
Do you love me?
not really

Dit is écht geniaal! 8D Trouwens ik ben dikgedrukt ^^.

[ bericht aangepast op 13 sep 2010 - 9:30 ]

Ze onthoud niet echt wat ze zelf zegt hea ...

Cleverbot: Wat doe je het liefst?
User: Jou irriteren. En jij ?
Cleverbot: Haha maar ik ben een meisje en jij zij dat je een jongen was.
User: Ik zei niks o-O ik ben een meisje.
Cleverbot: En ik ben ook een miesje dan zijn wij een lesob of niet wat vind jij dan.
User: Zijn wij lesbo ? Hoelang dat ?
Cleverbot: En nou houden zo. Waar denk je aan?
User: Ik denk aan jou. En jij?
Cleverbot: Ik ook aan jou.
User: Je maakt een grapje.
Cleverbot: Altijd.

Cleverbot: Am I nasty?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool!

Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older then you.
Cleverbot: You don't even know how old I AM!
User: Yes I do .
Cleverbot: Aaaa, no you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Do.
Cleverbot: OK, if you say so.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Yes yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really?
User: Yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: I like people your age.
User: But you don't know how old I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older then you.
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?
User: Younger then me.

Cleverbot: I only speak german.
User: But you speak english o-O.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats no german you know..
Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know anymore.
User: Pff.
Cleverbot: Do you want to speak english now.
User: We already speak english now o-O.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Yes we do.

en de laatste.. waar echt duidelijk word gemaakt dat ze et niet echt onthoud xd.

User: Are we married?
Cleverbot: No, we are not married. I am married- but not to you.
User: With who are you married?
Cleverbot: My Wife.
User: Who's your wife?
Cleverbot: You are.

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Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you

What is your name?
Maddie, and yours?
James, nice to meet you William.
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Great minds think alike.