Chat with a stranger 2 - Stamcafé

Deel 2
Omegle.
Het handelsmerk van Quizletters is BOB.

Heheh, je chat hier dus met een random persoon, die zich meestal gewoon vervelen.

Edit: Asl is betekent: Age, Sex, Location.

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Your make-up is terrible

Stranger: Do you wana see pussy?
You: Wtf?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oke, dat was nog eens een sociaal gesprek :'D

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I believe in music the way some people believe in fairytales.

RepentRepent schreef:
Stranger: Do you wana see pussy?
You: Wtf?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oke, dat was nog eens een sociaal gesprek :'D

Jep, er zitten ook ranzige peeps bij.

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You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

You: BOB?
You: IS THAT YOU?
You: OMG
You: I FOUND YOU
Stranger: what the hell
You: Amazing!
You: No, we arent in hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ook niet lief. Ik dacht echt dat ik Bob had gevonden. -snik-

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You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

You: Are we in heaven?
You: Are yu..
You: God?
Stranger: noo im jesuss
Stranger: WTF !
You: Oh, wauw..
You: Dreams DO come true!
You: But, am I dead?
Stranger: sometin like that a living zombie
You: oh.. Are you a living zombie too?
Stranger: noo im a prostitue !
Stranger: living 1
You: Whut? Jesus is a prositute?!
You: Omg.. That's something I never had thought of..

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You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Waarom heb ik altijd van die gore ventjes? x.x

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I believe in music the way some people believe in fairytales.

Stranger: You know Justin Bieber?
You: Yes
Stranger: Oh, how come you know about him?
You: Heard from friends. But I'm no fan, no offense if you are.
Stranger: No, I'm Justin Bieber.
Stranger:
Stranger: Don't tell other eople.
You: Yeah right.
Stranger: I am using Omegle.
Stranger: No, this is true.
You: Really?
Stranger: I'm just seeing what Omegle is all about.
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Right.

How fake can you have it. Alsof ie echt Justin Bieber is. -.-'

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You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: hey
You: I KNOW YOU'RE AN ALIEN, DON'T SAY YOU'RE NOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rofl

RepentRepent schreef:
Waarom heb ik altijd van die gore ventjes? x.x

Je bent niet de enige.

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- hoi ;D

Haha, ik kom nooit meer die chat op zonder mijn Engels woordenboek xd

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- hoi ;D

Moustache schreef:
(...)
Je bent niet de enige.

Gha ;l

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I believe in music the way some people believe in fairytales.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ILOVEYOU STRANGER
Stranger: ok..
Stranger:
You: Wanna marry me?
You: I do..
Stranger: don't know. Are you m or f?
You: Female
Stranger: ok..lets marry.
You: Okay, what's your name?
Stranger: Andy, and yours?
You: Elly

Ja sorry, ik zeg niet tegen mijn man dat ik eigenlijkk Shireen heet.
We gaan naar Australië op huwelijksreis. :'D

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You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: So why do you want to marry me so badly?
Stranger:
You: You're my prince on the white horse.
Stranger: lol...I don't ride horses...
Stranger: horses are strange animals.
You: Oh.
You: Evenso, you're my prince.
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: what time is it over there?

Stranger: And why are you not working??!!!
You: Uhm, I don't have a job.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 34 and you?
You: o_____________________________o
You: I'm 19
You: BYEEE
You have disconnected.

Schrok me dood. ._.

Ghahaa.

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You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: wanna cyber sex if u r female with webcam
You: Sure (:
You: Want my msn?
Stranger: ok
You: getalifeyoufuckingperv@hotmail.com

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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Breeze schreef:
(...)


Schrok me dood. ._.

Ghahaa.

Whaaaaaaa, die's lache (':

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I believe in music the way some people believe in fairytales.

Chicago schreef:
(...)

Omg :'D -lachtzichdood-

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I believe in music the way some people believe in fairytales.