Deel 2
Omegle.
Het handelsmerk van Quizletters is BOB.
Heheh, je chat hier dus met een random persoon, die zich meestal gewoon vervelen.
Edit: Asl is betekent: Age, Sex, Location.
Your make-up is terrible
Chat with a stranger 2 - Stamcafé
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17 nov 2009 - 22:03
17 nov 2009 - 23:26
17 nov 2009 - 23:27
17 nov 2009 - 23:28
You: hi
Stranger: good bye
You: alright
Stranger: wait
Stranger: suck my dick please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: wait
You: hell no
Stranger: ur mom did
You: really?
Stranger: she said u were joining tonite
You: i could be cause she was like totally acting weird and stuff it must have been your fault
Stranger: i normally get that reaction after i pork someone
You: ow
You: did your sister react the same way?
Stranger: y yes
Stranger: so did urs as a matter of fact
You: euhm i have a brother no sister i'm sorry and like he would totally kick your ass for that mather
Stranger: i like em fiesty
You: ow well can't you just go suck your own dick?
Stranger: i shove my entire fist up ur ass
Stranger: and u like it
You: no you didn't i think i would notice that
Stranger: i might not b fred flintstone but i can make ur bed rock
You: you may not be intelligent but you sure are stupid
Stranger: when u have a dick like mine u dont need 2 b smart to get chicks
You: only if girls don't need orgasms
Stranger: .....u will get a girl
Stranger: good bye ashole
You: i am a girl
You: ^^
Stranger: how old
You: 16
Stranger: me too
Stranger: where u from
You: belgium
Stranger: im from brazil
Stranger: do u play futbol
You: no
Stranger: y not
Stranger: tu hablas espanol?
You: no
WTF vanaf die weet dak een meisje ben doet die 'normaler'
17 nov 2009 - 23:28
Stranger: HEY
You: HAAY
You: SPONGEBOB
You: SQUAREPANTS
Stranger: WHERE ?
You: YOU
You: YOU'RE SPONGEBOB
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: im squidwart
You: oh, you look like him
You: OOOH
You: have you seen bob?
You: i've looked under every plant..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?
17 nov 2009 - 23:34
RainbowDrop schreef:
You: hi
Stranger: good bye
You: alright
Stranger: wait
Stranger: suck my dick please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: wait
You: hell no
Stranger: ur mom did
You: really?
Stranger: she said u were joining tonite
You: i could be cause she was like totally acting weird and stuff it must have been your fault
Stranger: i normally get that reaction after i pork someone
You: ow
You: did your sister react the same way?
Stranger: y yes
Stranger: so did urs as a matter of fact
You: euhm i have a brother no sister i'm sorry and like he would totally kick your ass for that mather
Stranger: i like em fiesty
You: ow well can't you just go suck your own dick?
Stranger: i shove my entire fist up ur ass
Stranger: and u like it
You: no you didn't i think i would notice that
Stranger: i might not b fred flintstone but i can make ur bed rock
You: you may not be intelligent but you sure are stupid
Stranger: when u have a dick like mine u dont need 2 b smart to get chicks
You: only if girls don't need orgasms
Stranger: .....u will get a girl
Stranger: good bye ashole
You: i am a girl
You: ^^
Stranger: how old
You: 16
Stranger: me too
Stranger: where u from
You: belgium
Stranger: im from brazil
Stranger: do u play futbol
You: no
Stranger: y not
Stranger: tu hablas espanol?
You: no
WTF vanaf die weet dak een meisje ben doet die 'normaler'
Stranger: pero yo tienes un muy grande pendeho
Stranger: u no wat that means?
Stranger: it means ur a slut
Stranger: ♪
Stranger: ♫
Stranger: ☼►◄↕‼↨↑↓→←∟↔ 3☻
You: oh well i'm not the one asking to suck my dick, which i don't have
Stranger: dont lie
You: i'm sorry
You: i know you don't have one but neither do i
Stranger: ur mom bit it off
You: so you admit you don't have one?
Stranger: do u speak english
You: no i'm just typing japanese
Stranger: me too
You: cool
Stranger: do u have a phone
You: yes i have
Stranger: as do i
Stranger: 15736444677
Stranger: thats my number
Stranger: my name is chris
Stranger: keep calling till i answer
Stranger: wats ur number?
You: look in the phone book
Stranger: ....so i no to answer
Stranger: sorry dont have belgium book
You: than you're unlucky
Stranger: i mean cell phone
nog steeds dezelfde
17 nov 2009 - 23:36
18 nov 2009 - 0:01
Stranger: heyy
You: Have you see Bob?
You: Are you Bob?
Stranger: im not bob
Stranger: but i have seen him
You: Ow, shit.
You: Really?
Stranger: bob rape a girl and now lives in bushes
Stranger: shit happens
You: Ow, that's cute
!Wrinkled linen and half tinted sunnies.
18 nov 2009 - 0:03
18 nov 2009 - 0:36
You: Hay (:
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: good how are you?
You: i'm fine
Stranger: what you up too
You: I'm chatting with friends, you?
Stranger: sitting on the computer
You: you mean, behind the computer? Because if you're sitting on the computer he is probaly broke
Stranger: lol yes
Stranger: i would hope i wouldnt break it
Stranger: but it being a laptop i have almost sat on it before
You: My laptop is dead .. ;p
Stranger: mine is going to crap
Stranger: i need a new one
You: i need a new one to.My laptop is shit (:
Stranger: yeah they can be
You: hehe :'D
Stranger: but they are nice cuz you can take them places
You: That the reason why my laptop is shit
Stranger: oh really
You: Yeah and other stuff to.
Stranger: the only place i take it is the coffee shop
You: Oh, i leave my laptop home ;p
Stranger: i cant even listen to music mine sucks so bad
You: Oh, i thought my sound was broke, but it wasn't so i can listen to music
Stranger: i have to reinstall sound everytime
Stranger: what kind of laptop do you have
You: An acer. Witch one , i don't know
Stranger: i have a compaq
die kerel is echt leuk
[ bericht aangepast op 18 nov 2009 - 0:41 ]
Wrinkled linen and half tinted sunnies.
18 nov 2009 - 11:49
18 nov 2009 - 12:00
18 nov 2009 - 12:02
Stranger: helloo
You: HELLO YOU BOB
You:
Stranger: im bob
You: ure funny guy
Stranger: i know
You: REALLY?
Stranger: yep
You: omg, thats so cool
Stranger: not really
You: i love you, bob
Stranger: im the best
You: yeah, you are bob
You: ILOVEYOUFOREVER
Stranger: duh
Stranger: of course
You: ILOVEYOU
You: ILOVEYOU
You: ILOVEYOU
You: ILOVEYOU
You: ILOVEYOU
You: ILOVEYOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ze worden echt gek van BOB. :'DYou're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?
18 nov 2009 - 12:05
Stranger: aww
You: you hurt?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just realized that u suck
Stranger:
You: Hmm, thought about you too, you suck even harden.
You: No offense
Stranger: i has peanut butter
You: Me too.
You: I GOT MOREE
Stranger: I HAS PANTS
Stranger: Red tight pants and tight t shirt?
Stranger:
Stranger: smiley
You: Im wearing pyjama.
Stranger: >:U
Stranger: fagget
You: YOU FAAAG
Stranger: u probably rape little ape monkeys in the zoo
Stranger: >:U
You: No, probably not
Stranger: evil meanie maini muu
You: sorry to disappoint u
Stranger:
You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?
18 nov 2009 - 12:08
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/a/1f79z/3 do you think i'm hot?
You: Sure.
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell
Haha.Je bent zowel de weg als degene die hem bewandelt.
18 nov 2009 - 15:23
Onderbroek schreef:
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/a/1f79z/3 do you think i'm hot?
You: Sure.
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell
Haha.
Kheb die al keivaak gehad,, steeds hetzelfde bericht enzo
