Chat with a stranger 2 - Stamcafé

Deel 2
Omegle.
Het handelsmerk van Quizletters is BOB.

Heheh, je chat hier dus met een random persoon, die zich meestal gewoon vervelen.

Edit: Asl is betekent: Age, Sex, Location.

Your make-up is terrible

Dit is echt cool!

[ bericht aangepast door een moderator op 17 nov 2009 - 22:20 ]

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

You: BOB?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: how did u know?
You: Don't you remember? Last night..
Stranger: oh yea.
You: I LOVED it
Stranger: me too
You: Nice..
Stranger: you should get more practice, though
You: with you, I hope?
Stranger: well i dont know we will see
You: oh.. come on Bob! Please..
Stranger: oh fine
You: you're the best <3
Stranger: i know i am <3
You: great tiger <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

You: howdie:D
Stranger: hii]
Stranger: asl?
You: how are u ?
You: holland
You: 16
You: f
Stranger: aight ik ook man
You: heh
You: bob ?
Stranger: ik 17 m
Stranger: hoewsoow bob:p
Stranger: ?
You: weet ik niet grappig woord tog ?
Stranger: idd
Stranger: waarom zit je op omegle??
You: omdat ,
You: dat vet
You: lachen is
You: waarom zit jij erop:P?
Stranger: leuke meisjes zoeken:p
You: ow dus
You: al wat gevonde ?
Stranger: jah jouw:
You: je kent me tog niet
Stranger: nog niet:p
Stranger: ben je geil of wil je een koekje:P
You: ik wil een koekje wat voor smaak ?
Stranger: choco
You: neee vies
Stranger: vannille dan
You: nee aarbei n_n
Stranger: heb ik niet

I solemny swear i am up to no good

Stranger: well, not steril yet, but someday i will get those damn sperms!
Stranger: i will beat them up and eat them
You: Ieuw
Stranger: well, not eat them
Stranger: thats a bit gay...

Your make-up is terrible

Assassin schreef:
Stranger: well, not steril yet, but someday i will get those damn sperms!
Stranger: i will beat them up and eat them
You: Ieuw
Stranger: well, not eat them
Stranger: thats a bit gay...

I live for the applause, you will die for it.

Ik ben met een kei leuke Duitser aan het praten, zijn naam is Felix

Wrinkled linen and half tinted sunnies.

You: Koekhappen?
Stranger: Koek?
You: Yes..
You: Koekhappen.
You: Cookie
You: You know?
Stranger: No. I do not know.
You: YOU'RE STUPID
Stranger:
You: No sorry, I don't mean that
Stranger: Oh, okay.
You: I don't even know you
Stranger: Indeed, I am a stranger to you.
You: And you're a stranger to me, stranger.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Tell me more about this koekhappen.
You: Haha.
You: Okay, it is a Dutch word.
You: Cookie.. biting.
Stranger: I have tried to pronounce Dutch before, but it injured my esophagus.
You: Let me explain.
You: Your what?
Stranger: Well, my throat.
You: O, sorry. Yes
You: Because of the G I suppose.
You: It's kind of rough.
Stranger: So... regarding this "cookie biting"... I believe my answer would be yes.
You: Haha, yes I suppose.
You: But it's fun.
You: Because some cookies are hanging on a string above your head, and you have to try to eat it as fast as you can.
You: Then you won.
Stranger: Interesting! Is it a euphemism for something..?
You: A typical Dutch old game.
Stranger: I like the sound of that game.

Stranger: Yes. Although we have something like it except in reverse: apple dunking!
You: Oh, that!
You: That's funny.
Stranger: I never win at that, either
You: I can't ever find that apple.

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: heyy
You: heyy
Stranger: whats upp?
Stranger: whats ur asl if u dnt mind me asking
You: 14, female and netherlands, what about you?
Stranger: 16 m miami
You: miami, is it warm there?
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: i could use a little warming up tho its a little cold today
Stranger: you think you can help me out
You: no, not really ;p it's cold overhere as well
Stranger: haha, so what brings you to omegle
You: boredom :p
Stranger: wnna have some fun
Stranger: lol
You: depens on what kind of fun you're talkin about

If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

Aaah ik praat met een lief kind uit Ierland n_n

Oke, ligt het aan mij of zijn er alleen maar mensen die sex willen nu?

Fragile schreef:
Oke, ligt het aan mij of zijn er alleen maar mensen die sex willen nu?

If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

Fragile schreef:
Oke, ligt het aan mij of zijn er alleen maar mensen die sex willen nu?

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

You: bob?
Stranger: sponge
You: pants
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: BOB?
Stranger: hoy.
Stranger: Back or Bottom
Stranger: I choose Bottom.
You:
Stranger: Especially a female one.
You: Already thought so
Stranger: well, it's obvious.
Stranger: Who would prefer a male one?
You: Well, most girls would.
Stranger: Weirdos

If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

You: Bob?
Stranger: the builder?

Hahaha.