Chat with a stranger 2 - Stamcafé

Deel 2
Omegle.
Het handelsmerk van Quizletters is BOB.

Heheh, je chat hier dus met een random persoon, die zich meestal gewoon vervelen.

Edit: Asl is betekent: Age, Sex, Location.

Your make-up is terrible

Omg ik had net een maffiool. Echt, in het nederlands gaan schelden is mega vgrappig

Some angels have no wings.

Stranger: hi
You: I KNOW YOUR MY MOM! DONT LIE!
Stranger: but im a dude
You: NOT ANYMORE
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: always wanted to leave that
Stranger: now ill go all incest bondage on u
Stranger: then kill you
You: YOU ARE! THANKS FOR THE CAKE, MOM
You: OHW, YEEEAH

- hoi ;D

Geniaaal :'D

Stranger: hi
You: I KNOW YOUR MY MOM! DONT LIE!
Stranger: OKEY
Stranger: MY SON
You: DAUGHTER
Stranger: YOU WERE A MISTAKE!
You: OW AND THANKS FOR THE CAKE MOM
Stranger: YOUR WELCOME DARLING
You: ILOVEYA
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO
You: MOM, IM NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT KID WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Stranger: YOU LET A MAN INSIDE YOUR PANTS
Stranger: SHAME ON YOU
You: BUT I LOVE HIM
You: HE IS DIED
Stranger: SWINE FLUE?
You: YES
You: ARE YOU DISAPOINTED?
Stranger: AW COME TO ME, I GIVE YOU A HUG AND SOME HOT CHOCKLATE
Stranger: WE CAN TALK ALL NIGHT
You: OKAY, ILOVEYOU MOM
You: BUT HES SAUSAGE WAS VERY LONG
Stranger: YOU SLUT
Stranger: YOUR NOT MY DAUTGHER... YOUR GIVIN G RANDMA A HEARTATTACK
You: AAAAAAAAH, IT WAS JUST 17 CM
Stranger: CM?
Stranger: WTF IS CM
Stranger: AAAH
Stranger: YOUR BLOODY ENGLISH
You: UUUHM tape measure
Stranger: WHERE R U FROM?
Stranger: HOLLAND?
You: BELGIUM
Stranger: ENGLAND?
You: IM SORRY
Stranger: BELGIUM
You: TAPE MEASURE
Stranger: ITS OKAY
Stranger: I COUN'T WITH CM ASWELL
You: OKAAAY

- hoi ;D

omg, die vent is supergrappig.

You: IDD
You: I MEAN SOMETHING ELSE
You: IDD IS DUTCH
You: YOUR RIGHT
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: IDD
Stranger: WTF IS IDD
You: RIGHT
You: FROM INDERDAAD. AND INDERDAAD = RIGHT
Stranger: OKAY
You: HAHA

- hoi ;D

Oke echt sirieus, die vent spoort niet

Some angels have no wings.

Moustache schreef:
Geniaaal :'D

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Hij ging me uitleggen wat asl betekent en ik doen als of ik het niet snapde:P

Some angels have no wings.

Stranger: hi
You: I know what your doing here, you're gonna destroy the human.
Stranger: omg yes
Stranger: i will
Stranger: soon
You: o
You: my
Stranger: soooooooooon
You: god
You: ;o
Stranger:
You: Why? :o
Stranger: Because humans are bags full of shit
Stranger: and ....
Stranger: you dont wanna know that more
You: :o ..

Wrinkled linen and half tinted sunnies.

Omfg okay ik ben officieel verslaafd aan dit ;P
Het is zo grappig!

[ bericht aangepast op 18 nov 2009 - 16:27 ]

Stranger: i m looking for horny girl and webcam
You: Horny girl = go find a hooker, webcam = I'd suggest a computerstore
Stranger: r u girl
You: Yesy
Stranger: r u horny
You: No
Stranger: ok
You: Haha, pity huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Reverse schreef:
Omfg okay ik ben officieel verslaafd aan dit ;P
Het is zo grappig!

Haha ik ook. Sommige mensen zijn echt te grappig

Stranger: hi
Stranger: name
You: Hi,
Stranger: name
You: Hilde, your name? x]
Stranger: you male
You: no
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you
You: 296 ^^
Stranger: wooww
Stranger: really
Stranger: have you a msn
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: we speak msn
Stranger: ?
Stranger: =
You: ikbeneenvampier@live.nl

And now we're counting down to Phase Zero.

Ik chat hier met met iemand uit India, best leuk aangezien ik vandaar kom.

RainbowDrop schreef:
Ik chat hier met met iemand uit India, best leuk aangezien ik vandaar kom.

Ik heb een jongen uit finland hij is een beetje sloom en saai x'D

You can run but not hide