Chat with a stranger 2 - Stamcafé

Deel 2
Omegle.
Het handelsmerk van Quizletters is BOB.

Heheh, je chat hier dus met een random persoon, die zich meestal gewoon vervelen.

Edit: Asl is betekent: Age, Sex, Location.

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Your make-up is terrible

Laska schreef:
Ik heb altijd saaie mensen ;(

Same here. En mensen die geen Engels kunnen, maar dan vind ik het zielig om ze te disconnecten, lol.

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Great minds think alike.

eentje wou mn pussy zien en toen stuurde ik niet plaatje klik

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(Be)lieve in (you)rself

You: Bob?
Stranger: hi
You: Bob is sexy you know?
Stranger: what?1
Stranger: ?!
You: Bob is sexy you know?

En toen klikte ie me weg ;(

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It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

Dropshot schreef:
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Same here. En mensen die geen Engels kunnen, maar dan vind ik het zielig om ze te disconnecten, lol.

Jaa dude ik heb ook veel mensen die geen engels kunnen en dan denk 'wat zeg je nou dude?' xd

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It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

Ik heb ook soms dat ik denk, wtf?
en deze is raar :

You: BOB WILL YOU MARY ME?
Stranger: of course baby
You: YES
You: When's our wedding?
Stranger: and who is bob
You: You, my dear!
Stranger: i love someone bot he didnt love me
Stranger: sooooooooooo
You: Your a girl?
Stranger: i ll mary you
Stranger: i ama gril of course
You: thank you, my dear!
Stranger: invite me to your wedding with bob

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Me so good.

Laska schreef:
Ik heb altijd saaie mensen ;(

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

ik heb echt rare, deze wilt niet met me praten omdat ik niet volwassen ben O;

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Asl?
Stranger: m rf
You: f
Stranger: from
You: netherlands
Stranger: i m a boy who want some experious
You: ok
You: age?
Stranger: in romance can u help me
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u
You: 17
Stranger: sorry
You: ?
You: For what?
Stranger: u r not adult
You: so?
You: ;p

ik wist niet eens wat experious was O:!

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Me so good.

mega grappig

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Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

Nu wordt ik ondervraagd!

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: mf?
You: f
Stranger: from?
Stranger: m here
You: Netherlands
Stranger: indian
Stranger: age?
You: 14
Stranger: i am 21
You: haha
Stranger:

Hij vroeg alles echt achter elkaar door O;

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Me so good.

You: bob where are you
Stranger: Dont no clyde?
Stranger: Where are u?
You: i am in a shop
You: and you
Stranger: There thousand shops, with one?
You: aaah coffeshop
Stranger: Im in a building, yeah.
You: ooh there you are
Stranger: Oooh that kind of shop.
Stranger: Do u see me?
You: yesss wha
You: and do you see my than?
Stranger: Im waiveing.
You: aa my to
You: i want a hug
Stranger: waving.
Stranger: Why?
You: i dont no i want a hug
Stranger: Alright, but frist pleas take a shower.
You: aa i stay no in a shower and i don't stink!! No i crying

Whaa die is ook grappiigg hij wilt me nog geen eens omhelzen

En nu blijkt het gewoon een Nederlander te zijn alleen woont ie nie meer in Nl k lig plat

[ bericht aangepast op 18 jan 2011 - 19:32 ]

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Leef de dag, zoals je nooit hebt geleefd.

You: Bob?
Stranger: no Harry
You: Hi harry!
Stranger: no its Steven
You: Hi steven
Stranger: sorry but it is Julia
You: I think your name is Bob
Stranger: haha .. your thinking wrong
You: No you're bob
Stranger: no i'm not
You: Yes you are!
Stranger: No i'm not !
You: Bob you're cool
Stranger: Bob is not cool
You: Yes bob is cool
Stranger: no Toby is cool
You: No bob is cool
Stranger: Toby is cooler
You: No toby is ugly
Stranger: heheh making bob uglier

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Sterf niet voordat je dood bent

You: Justin bieber suck my dik
Stranger: Charming
Stranger: I bet you are unintelligent and american
You: I am not an American ;o


Stranger: Hmm odd
You: Whaaaaat?
Stranger: You are not as smart as I.
You: You're stupid

You: AND I KILL YOU MOTHEFUCKERR!!!
You: *PAM PAM*
Stranger: Says the smarty
You: You're dead
Stranger: wow. You make me weep for the future of mankind
You: So what?
Stranger: So. I hope you don't don't hold up our advancements
You: You will destroy the earth
Stranger: Yeah that's definitely my master plan
Stranger: And yeah that was sarcasm
Stranger: But I suppose you are too dumb to know what that is.
You: Dude you are really dumb and stupid

Stranger: How so?
You: YES I AM DOM AND THEN!?
Stranger: By the way ... Dumb and stupid are synonyms
Stranger: You still didn't explain to me why I am dumb.
You: Are you serious?

You: ARGG
Stranger: Go ahead.
Stranger: Enlighten me.
You: I want to murder

You: SHUT UP!
You: BAAAAY LOSER!

Kreeg schijt van die wijf of gast ;s

[ bericht aangepast op 18 jan 2011 - 19:33 ]

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It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: BOB?
Stranger: yea?
You: You are a slow typer.. Aren't you?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: because ima fast typer
Stranger: uh duh
You: what you want
Stranger: where you form
You: Where do u want i come from?
Stranger: where you are right now
You: I dont know, where do i have to be?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Saaierd. Hij typte ook heel traaaaag.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

You: Ніхто не гаворыць са мной
Stranger: capitalism > communism
You: Чаму?
You: Bob?
Stranger: No this is Patrick.
You: hi patrick
Stranger: damn...ruined it all...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

You: Bob?
Stranger: yes, that's me!
You: BOB!
You: Iloveyou
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: ILOVEME2
Stranger: i am a builder
Stranger: i'm BOB the builder
Stranger: and i can fix it
You: Yes Bob the builder
Stranger: woop woop!
Stranger: do you need anything fixed?
You: Yes
Stranger: broken heart?
You: Yes
Stranger: oh noes!
Stranger: lemme go get some cement
You: SpongeBob left me
Stranger: i'll glue it together again
Stranger: spongebob is a whore!
You: Iloved Spongebob
Stranger: he's been with everyone!
You: and now he;s giving me a broken heart
Stranger: plenty more fish in the sea
You: Like patrick?
You: Patrick the star
Stranger: yup, patrick star
Stranger: he's one studmuffin
You: what's a studmuffin?
You: Is that a cupcake? Or something?
Stranger: no, i meant he's like a hottie
You: oo
Stranger: i was kidding though...
You: Cupcakes are yummy
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: specially chocolate ones!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wist ik veel wat een studmuffin was ik dacht dat hij het over muffins had

[ bericht aangepast op 18 jan 2011 - 19:49 ]

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Sterf niet voordat je dood bent