Hahaha 
You: BOB?
Stranger: horny f?
You: Yeah duh
Stranger: age?
You: Like OH MY GOSH who isnt?
You: 90
Stranger: yea ok
You: Yeah indeed
You: like
You: oh my gosh
Stranger: soo hat u lok like
Stranger: what*
You: http://www.lolpic.nl/walls/makeup_fail-other.jpg
Stranger: wow, not u
You: Im sexy right
You: sooo unbelievabl-
You: OH MY GOSH
Stranger: yea
You: Is that bob?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: yes
You: BOOOOOOOOOB
You: Oh my gosh I so want to lick you right now
You: BOBBIE!
Stranger: hey
You: My little bobbie
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i forget ur name 
You: Bobbina? Like duh
You: Oh my gosh
You: How could you forget my name
You: I HATE YOU!
:'D
My heart can't possibly break when it wasn't even whole to start with.