Chat with a Stranger - Stamcafé

Ja, die is alweer vergeten, Omegle.
Het handelsmerk van Quizletters is BOB.

Heheh, je chat hier dus met een random persoon, die zich meestal gewoon vervelen.

Edit: Asl is betekent: Age, Sex, Location.

[ bericht aangepast op 17 nov 2009 - 17:44 ]

Your make-up is terrible

Breeze schreef:
(...)
Volgens mij had ik die van jou ook!

You: I KNOW YOU
Stranger: OMFG ITS JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: yeeah JESUS HOW ARE YOY?
Stranger: I'M FINE! THANKS SO MUCH!!!
You: DAAAMN, ITS NICE TO MEET YOU,
You: AM I IN HAVEN :'D
Stranger: I KNOW YOU SHOULD BE BLESSED
Stranger: i KNOW!! IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY MR. (:
You: IM A GIRL , JESUS ;o
Stranger: SHITE
Stranger: ME SORRY. WELCOME TO MY CRIB
Stranger: LET ME PIMP YOU OUT WITH SOME WINE?
You: THANKS,
Stranger: COCKTAIL
Stranger: ?
You: COCKTAIL PLEASE,
Stranger: SHAKEN NOT STIRRED?
You: YES SHAKEN
Stranger: *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE*
Stranger: THERE WE GO
Stranger: SO MY LITTLE COKTAIL LOVING FRIEND, WHERE YOU BE FROM? (:
You: THANKS, IT TASTES GOOD, WELL JESUS, IM FROM THE NETHERLANDS. AND YOU JESUS=
Stranger: HOW COOL!. I'M FROM ENGLAND.

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

Fragile schreef:
(...)

jaa? heette die radjad ofzo? :')

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you watch glee?
You: or
You: You with yo babe and you makin out when motorola ring. You answer it and it say "What are yuo doin with my son/" then yo babe said "my dad has died". THEN WHO WAS MOTOROLA?
Stranger: No, saw the commercials for it today
You: ok
Stranger: That actually made me laugh
You: ;)
You have disconnected.

[ bericht aangepast op 16 nov 2009 - 23:12 ]

There are several things that I have been doing wrong.

Fictional schreef:
You: I KNOW YOU
Stranger: OMFG ITS JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: yeeah JESUS HOW ARE YOY?
Stranger: I'M FINE! THANKS SO MUCH!!!
You: DAAAMN, ITS NICE TO MEET YOU,
You: AM I IN HAVEN :'D
Stranger: I KNOW YOU SHOULD BE BLESSED
Stranger: i KNOW!! IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY MR. (:
You: IM A GIRL , JESUS ;o
Stranger: SHITE
Stranger: ME SORRY. WELCOME TO MY CRIB
Stranger: LET ME PIMP YOU OUT WITH SOME WINE?
You: THANKS,
Stranger: COCKTAIL
Stranger: ?
You: COCKTAIL PLEASE,
Stranger: SHAKEN NOT STIRRED?
You: YES SHAKEN
Stranger: *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE*
Stranger: THERE WE GO
Stranger: SO MY LITTLE COKTAIL LOVING FRIEND, WHERE YOU BE FROM? (:
You: THANKS, IT TASTES GOOD, WELL JESUS, IM FROM THE NETHERLANDS. AND YOU JESUS=
Stranger: HOW COOL!. I'M FROM ENGLAND.

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Fictional schreef:
(...)Waat cute,
Waat zegt ie

ik nu met Jezus x'D

Stranger: hey
You: hello [:
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks. And you?
Stranger: im fairly tired, but good good
You: I;m tired too. Well, bored actually
Stranger: haha yeah, hence why im on here
You: exactly
You: which country do you live?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: you?
You: Wauw, Australia!
You: I;m from the netherlands
Stranger: oh cool
You: What time is it there?
Stranger: 9am
You: Ooh. With me it's 2300h
Stranger: haha oh nice nice
You: it's bit late for me, but I can't sleep, as always
Stranger: oh damn
Stranger: may i ask m/f?
You: what?
You: Sure; female
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im male
You: waauw
Stranger: hehe yeah
Stranger: im andrew
You: Im Shireen
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: insgelijks. --> dutch word
You: i dunno what you say back
You: :'D
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: lol
You: Whats your age?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: you?
You: 14 x]
Stranger: oh wow haha
You: didnt expect that?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: you speak very mature lol
You: yeah, i do school in english, instead of dutch so
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: yeah u sound a bit older
You: that's what everybodys saying, what age would you give me?
Stranger: hrmm
Stranger: 18?
You: wooow, that's old haha
Stranger: lol
You: do you sruf?
You: surf*
Stranger: nah
Stranger: well i can
Stranger: but not good
You: cool me too
You: i cant do it great either, but i don't care
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: same lol
You: its summer in australia, rigth?
You: or spring
Stranger: umm
Stranger: bout to be summer
You: it's autumn here, and it's coooold. that sucks
Stranger: oh damn
Stranger: its 34 here today lol
You: 34?! really, i want to go to australia, right now
You: here it is now.. 12 C
Stranger: haha oh damn
Stranger: thats freezing
You: it really is
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats shit haha
You: don't laaaugh, not funny ]:
Stranger: i know
You: ='D
Stranger:
You: wow, what are u typing?
Stranger: nothing?
Stranger: does it say i am?
You: yessh. it was loooong
Stranger: sorry haha
You: doenst matter

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Breeze schreef:
(...)

GENIAAAAAAAL
ik lach hier dubbel!

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

Fictional schreef:
(...)Ben vet droog bezig

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

WAT IS DAT @BISANTE OFZO NOU?

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

Fictional schreef:
WAT IS DAT @BISANTE OFZO NOU?

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Breeze schreef:
(...)
IK WORD ER GEK VAN

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

ik heb echt een lang gesprek met die australiër andrew. HIJ IS ZO'N SCHATJE

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: wana see my cock on msn webcam?
You: YES I DO, IS IT SMALL?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

-gaat plat-

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

Breeze schreef:
ik heb echt een lang gesprek met die australiër andrew. HIJ IS ZO'N SCHATJE

Haha, daar zijn vet veel lieve mensen op die site,

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

Fictional schreef:
Stranger: wana see my cock on msn webcam?
You: YES I DO, IS IT SMALL?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

-gaat plat-

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?