You: Hellow honey, how are you? :33
Stranger: m here
You: I KWOW YOU
Stranger: yea
You: Uhu, you are my identical twinbrother from China
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: m or f
You: Female, your twinsister youknow.
Stranger: from china
Stranger: but im 43
You: Yes, so I am 43 to . Don't you remember me? Koni chiwa
Stranger: ariigato
You: You've got that from Kill Bill
Stranger: nope
Stranger: from tora tora tora
You: Well, that was a trick. I'm sure you are my twinbrother know. Haven't spoken to you for a looong time.
Droog :'3
Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells