Chat with God. - Stamcafé

Me:

Shut up

God:

OK I'll stop talking now

Scream for mercy!

Me:
Do you like porno?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like White.
Me:
But I mean porno
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
About porno, yeah
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about porno.
Me:
Yeah, do you like that?
God:
Yikes! " Oh yeah, we were talking about porno."? Do I like it?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Blimey.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No, I'm not English
God:
Which part are you confused about? I am glad to hear that you are not English.
Me:
What means Blimey
God:
An interjection indicating surprise.
Me:
Oh ok
God:
OK. Gee.
Me:
But do you like porno?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Matthew.
Me:
Porno too?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Porni is business
God:
I think Porni is a lot of things.
Me:
I mean porno dude
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
IEW O_o
God:
What are you wearing?

Sorry dat ik het steeds in dit topic plaats maar ik vindt het gewoon zó leuk

Scream for mercy!

Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why?
God:
" Why ask why?"? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
WHY?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
damn you
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too RICK.
Me:
wanna mary me?
God:
OK, I will mary you.
Me:
YAY
God:
I'm glad your impressed, RICK.
Me:
I'm married with god
God:
Tell me more about your marriage.
Me:
its with you
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
it's with you
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
i married with god
God:
Why?: RICK said married with god.
Me:
i married with god
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: RICK said married with god.
Me:
i did
God:
Why did you?
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
yes me
God:
I see. With you RICK?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
im dieing
God:
Why are you dieing.
Me:
because im old
God:
That makes sense to me. Old is a good age.
Me:
old is boring
God:
And boring is old.

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