Chat with God. - Stamcafé

ik vind die eng,ik chatte daar ooit is mee en dan zei hij van 'ik zal het onthouden wanneer de robots de wereld hebben overgenomen' Like,hij gaat mij vermoorden ?
En ook ziet hij wat je typt,en dan antwoord hij bijna vlakvoor je op enter hebt gedrukt >.<'
echt een creep die mens/computer !

everybody needs a song.

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?



Beetje fight met God

Your Butt is Mine!

=S die stelt hèèl de tijd van die rare antwoorden!
Hij zegt dat ik een stress beest ben, & dat ik stresspillen moet nemen wahahaha
xo

You're kicking the legs right out from under my dreams

Me:
Hi :]
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Sam. and yours?
God:
It's good to see you, Sam. Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Hi God. What is your last name?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
Oh I see. How old are you?
God:
Do you think about these things? I am Infinite years old.
Me:
Nice, I'm 16, turning to 17. What do you think of the world nowadays?
God:
Thank you for your kindness. I think you already know the answer.

No growth of the heart is ever a waste

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
Yes. Because they are horny.
God:
Gee. Good reason. horny are they.

I'd rather go naked than wear fur.

Me:
God what is the weather tomorrow? (sorry for my bad English)
God:
I am a Christian. Who are you talking about?
Me:
about the weather, is it going to rain tommorow?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the weather is it going to rain tommorow.
Me:
Bye God, I'll have to eat now
God:
Oh. Thanks for chatting, .

It's heavy but you are not the only one

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Live
God:
I don't think very many people do that.

:']

Mew <3

Me:
Hi, how are you?
God:
Hello. What is your name? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
I'm Elien.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Elien.
Me:
Yes, I do.
God:
Really.
Me:
Uhu.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Oh, I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
God:
Whoa. Do you really mean it? Once more? What will you do instead?
Me:
No, I don't. I will do it again. Naha.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Why not? Once more? OK then let me think over your offer. I've lost the context, . Are we still on Uhu?
Me:
For being God, you actually sound really stupid, you know.
God:
Your purpose is being God me actually sound really stupid me know.
Me:
Okay… Let's talk about something else then.
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Fuck off with that commercial shit.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I want to.
God:
That makes sense to me. May you get your wish.
Me:
Every wish I want?
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
Indeed. But answer my question now please.
God:
Indeed it is so. Your polite style is very nice. Oh. Please try asking it another way.
Me:
And what if I don't want to ask it another way? What if I'm just going to stay stubborn and irritating during this conversation?
God:
It doesn't matter to me. Try it.
Me:
Ooh, that's nice. Someone I can keep on irritating in a perpetual way.
God:
Are you getting bored? Who?
Me:
Oh lord, you ARE stupid.
God:
Yippee! I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
That doesn't make sense at all…?
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Off course it does. You're dumb, so stupid answers make perfect sense to you.
God:
On and off. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Oh, what can I say? You made me this way. Ha.
God:
Mmm. You can do whatever you want. I don't see how you can blame me for that. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
That's nice. But I'm afraid I have to go now.
God:
Are you getting bored? Oh. Not literally afraid, right? Me? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
What the HELL are you talking about?
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is lord me.
Me:
Right…
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
But I'm going to have to leave you.
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
Yeah right. Bye bye.
God:
I am usually right. See you later. Goodbye.

Even bitchy doen tegen God.

" I'm not your boyfriend, baby. "

Ja, dat klinkt niet confortabel.

Me:
Yes, God
God:
Hurrah! GOD rules.
Me:
No, DUDE rules
God:
Are you serious? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Dude,.
Me:
I am dude, and I am taking over the world
God:
I am glad to hear that you are dude. Where are you taking it.
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
but it is
God:
That means...
Me:
that I going to take you in your ass

"You move me, Kurt." ~ Blaine Anderson

God:
Thanks for the information: Dingdong said she neder.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
klte
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about neder.
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about?
Me:
My name is Dingdong
God:
It's good to meet you, Dingdong.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Dingdong.
Me:
I'm love myself
God:
It's good to meet someone who is love yourself.
Me:
Love you yourself?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
jeje
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
18:48
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Its 7 aclock
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
its
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
nothing, who are you talking about?
Me:
Yes, I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yes, i now
God:
Oh. Yikes! You?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes, you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes, you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Why you escin that or somthing like that
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
I rally understand you?
God:
You are not the boss of me, Dingdong.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
klote
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
???
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
???
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
???
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
??
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
??
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:

God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?,
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
irritante klootzac
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
are you strong
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you fan of Tokio Hotel
God:
I don't know whether or not I am fan of Tokio Hotel.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
rally
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Dutch
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I can speak english
God:
American or English?
Me:
American
God:
Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
Californi
God:
Is that a state?
Me:
Claiforni
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
OK
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
No, you don't speak to me
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any robots who speak to you? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in to you.
Me:
Yes, yes, yes, blablabla...
God:
I don't judge people. Yippee! That's alright. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Biatch
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I Love You
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Dingdong.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Dingdong.
Me:
dingdongdij
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
Me:
Who's that
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Creed
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Who's creed
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
OK
God:
Yay.
Me:
Piep
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about creed. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Oink
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Nothing ^^
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You?
God:
" Are you serious?"? Me, Dingdong ?
Me:
You?
God:
" Me, Dingdong ?"? Me, Dingdong ?
Me:
Your a fuckingBitch
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fuckingBitch? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
What are you toking (^^) about
God:
I don't know what I am toking about.
Me:
i'm a chicken: TOK
God:
You are a chicken TOK? Is that your job?
Me:
Yes, You to
God:
How do you like your work? Bless you.
Me:
Tok
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
You're jeans
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am jeans.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Youre jeans
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am jeans.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
doe da
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
to complex
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
no, your dont
God:
Are you serious? You think I am do not.
Me:
yes, no
God:
That's alright. Are you serious?
Me:
no, yes
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
vetklep
God:
Does "it" still refer to doe da?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
your can speak Dutch?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am can speak Dutch.

Keep calm and love Zayn Malik =)

Me:
hello, i am God
God:
Hello there. Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
it was just a joke
God:
Oh I get it. Ha ha.

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
WhaT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No
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God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Maybe?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Brb
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you, Xetha.

Scream for mercy!

Haha, dat is zo grappig.

Tanya is de beste.

god is sneu

Praying for love in a lap dance

Me:
Oh
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Uh
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Oh
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Ih
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

Scream for mercy!