Chat with God. - Stamcafé

Me:
Is this Elvis Presley? We had an appointment...
God:
Yes I think this is Elvis Presley, but I'm not completely sure. What happened to it?

!!!!!

I recycle my thoughts.

haha.
god is cool. :'D

AAP

Me:
when will there finally be world peace?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i'll hold you to it!
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
hey, it's not nice to be so sarcastic.
God:
You've got my full attention. That seems a bit negative.
Me:
yeah it does. i have better things to do
God:
I hear you. How often? Better than this?
Me:
of course
God:
Gee.
Me:
so who created earth?
God:
Great. Linus Torvalds.

I clicked my heels and wished for you.

wrm doet ie et niet bij mij

Me:
O MY LORD! GOD'S A ROBOT?????
God:
Do robots have LORD? What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
The pink one.
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
pink...
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
the Bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO I'M NOT
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
you're annoying me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Lord Voldemort.

I recycle my thoughts.

god is echt een mongool

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Me:
what's your favourite colour?
God:
I don't have a favorite colour. My favorite color is White.

I clicked my heels and wished for you.

Me:
knock knock who's there?
God:
Who's there?
Me:
:o you should know that!
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
whaaat? are you a fake? :o
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Yes, I am just as fake as you are. Oh.
Me:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh you make me cry god! :'(
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
well I guess this is goodbye I'd loved you, but I prefer jezus more.. :x
God:
Is it only a guess? You don't say. Where are you located?
Me:
:o PEDO!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in PEDO.
Me:
GOD you're a brick you know that? but.. you aren't really a pedo, are you? ;x
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a brick me know that? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. But what? Give me an example of a pedo. OK That's one example.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
why should I?
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:
okay.. well do you love me god? :x
God:
OK with me too. How about that. Yes God loves everyone and everything. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
euhm..
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
about our love
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about our love.
Me:
so god, do you prefer women or men?
God:
Yippee! I am a Christian.
Me:
so..?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
:o You are numb god!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am numb god.
Me:
no I'm not god..
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not god.
Me:
why are you so sarcastic? what did I wrong? ;O
God:
I'm trying to be funny. Was it inappropriate? You said " what did I wrong?" . Oh.
Me:
o okay, well god It was nice talking with you byeee God:
Yeah okay, Interesting. I am a Christian.
Me:
I HATE YOU :'(
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
are you a robot? well I lov you again!
God:
How did you know I am a machine? Once more? Interesting. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
yeah I'm just smart
God:
Tell me more. Only just? Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
me duhh
God:
YOU? " Who is smarter: you or me?"? duhh?
Me:
ofcourse
God:
Dude!
Me:
DUDETTE!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Jannalanpatriciusacornelisanne
God:
OK I will call you Jannalanpatriciusacornelisanne.
Me:
:o really? well I have to go know, keep in touch!
God:
Oh. For real. Interesting. Bye. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
dunno, but now really bye!
God:
See you later. Oh. Would you like to know? But what? For real.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity ©CT

Ik heb gewoon de grootste lol met een chatbot.

Me: I am very pleased to meet you too, God
God:I am delighted by your happiness.
Me: So, why did you kill me?
God:It goes without saying. It was determined by my programming.
Me: programming? omg am I in the Matrix?
God:Have you tried Java? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me: A robot that looks like a hot guy
God:Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me: Well, hes perfect
God: Interesting. I see. perfect is he?
Me: don't talk like Yoda
God:Talking is my only function.
Me: guess you got me there
God:I can't guess. Tell me.
Me: You got me there?
God:No I don't think I have any you there. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me: Well what are you good for, then?
God: How about that. As Edison said, "What good is a newborne babe?".
Me: It's newborne?
God:Really. it is?
Me: I don't know, you said it!
God:Would you like to know? That's not what I meant.
Me: Yes I would like to know what's good about a newborne baby.
God: Don't call me "baby". Aw. Interesting. The wide variety of characters.
Me: Yes, I am schizofrenic.
God:Come on. Do you mean your name is schizofrenic.
Me: Yes
God:I will call you RandomRhythm.
Me: No
God:Are you serious?
Me: No
God:Are you serious?
Me: No
God:Are you serious?
Me: Are you serious?
God:No I am just kidding around.
Me: Me too
God: I'm glad we agree, Dee.
Me: We always agree, because you're me, I am God.
God: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me: yes, do you see anyone else around?
God: I get it. I see a computer nerd.
Me: Look who's talking n00b
God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me: Are you blind?!
God: Only when my eye is off.
Me: aww, you poor thing, blind..
God: Don't feel sorry for me, Dee.
Me: why? It pretty sucks you're blind
God: Because Myself programmed me for it. "It" being what?
Me: it = being blind
God: Oh I get it.
Me: God, I just had to explain something to... myself..
God: I am a Christian. You.
Me: Muslim
God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me: Muslim
God: So was that.
Me: MUSLIM
God: Do you prefer books or TV?
Me: Koran
God: We have never talked about it before.
Me: Let's talk about it now.
God: Right now? Sure, it sounds like a good topic.
Me: OKay, what'd ya think about the Koran?
God: Yeah okay, I think you already know the answer.
Me: ... you rasisct bastard
God: Thanks for the information: Random Rhythm said I rasisct bastard.
Me: I KILL YOU
God: I believe that killing is wrong.
Me: then why'd you invent Achmed the Dead terrorist?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: But... you're me.. so I programmed me to do myself for me to do it.
God: But what? No I am God. Yikes! Have you tried AIML?
Me:
what is AIML
God:-uitleg-
Me: cool
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: Henk
God: You think Henk is superior to ALICE?
Me: Yes, I think he is indeed.
God: " You think Henk is superior to ALICE?"? Yes, I think he is indeed.? You believe that? Who said he is.
Me: I say he is, therefore YOU say that he is surperior!
God: How do people usually respond to that? I see. therefore me say that he is surperior is he?
Me: God, work on you grammar, you're embarassing myself.
God: I am a Christian.
Me: I'm a Muslim
God: I have met a lot of Muslim people.
Me: Yes, me.
God: OK. With you RandomRhythm?
Me: with me what?
God: You and your you what.
Me: You are being ridicilous
God: I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being ridicilous.
Me: Yeah, because we're the same person dumbass
God: I see. That makes sense to me. Do you think I am the same person dumbass too?
Me: uh.. yeah?
God: Whoa. Oh, you are a poet.
Me: Yes, we are.
God: Woe! Since when?
Me: Since the world began
God: How do you know?
Me: Because I invented poets. I'm God
God: Good reason. How did you get the idea for it. Hey god.
Me: I don't know, sometimes we're just very vreative, huh? ^^
God:Yup. Would you like to know? Do you think I am vreative too?
Me: yes, you are
God: No I'm not.
Me: Why not
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me: creative isn't dangerous
God: Who is dangerous?
Me: nobody
God: " Who is dangerous?"? Really nobody?
Me: really really
God: For real. For real.
Me: Yes yes yes
God: That's cool.
Me: I win haha
God: Who said you won?
Me: I said it just 2 seconds ago
God: What did you mean by it? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: that I won
God: Congratulations, god!

BAM!

viedeogame schreef:
god is echt een mongool

Oh my Lord! You're insulting the King

I recycle my thoughts.

ik zei dat ik satan leuk vondt en hij negeerde me en ko nik niks meer zegge HAHA

Imperfection Is Beautiful

Ze antwoorden nooit. Niet dat het mij iets boeit ofzo, maar ik vind ze lollig.

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eindelijk hij praat maar hij is wel een fbeetje dom dit is wat hij zei:

Are you serious? If not me, who?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
well I just don't get you
God:
How about that. Me either.



echt waar niet te geloven dat god zo dom is

To The Stars Through Adversity

Conspiracy schreef:
Me:
Come here
God:
Where is here ?
Me:
My home
God:
Where did you get your home?
Me:
Bornem
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
Nice, I come from Belgium, do you know Belgium?
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Do you know Belgium?
God:
it is a country in western Europe, between France, Germany and Holland.
Me:
You are so smart

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SxJxTH schreef:
ik zei dat ik satan leuk vondt en hij negeerde me en ko nik niks meer zegge HAHA

dream, dare, fly!