Chat with God. - Stamcafé

vast..:'D

Dat had zo'n gastje uit mijn leerjaar gedaan. Had ie gezegd dat hij mensen in zijn kelder had en vroeg of dat ok was. Toen zei God: 'Ja prima, ik heb dat zelf ook.'

I clicked my heels and wished for you.

God:
I understand. In the context of gaylord, I don't understand " fok jou." .
Me:
Jij bent niet grappig :'D
God:
I've lost the context, Joy. Are we still on fok jou?


Phaha :')

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

Me:
Hello god!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I am Ellen, and u?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Ellen.
Me:
i asked you something
God:
Now I remember, you asked me something. What did I say?

God is ook nogal vergeetachtig -.-

Let the Night embrace you

I used to be lovedrunk, but now I'm hungover

Me:
Come here
God:
Where is here ?
Me:
My home
God:
Where did you get your home?
Me:
Bornem
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
Nice, I come from Belgium, do you know Belgium?
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Do you know Belgium?
God:
it is a country in western Europe, between France, Germany and Holland.
Me:
You are so smart

oh man ik ken die site! Die's hilarisch! ^^

Ik vind hem saai

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

Hij wil me niet treug sturen
en hij vond me nog zo beleefd

To The Stars Through Adversity

O MAH LORD IK HEB ALTIJD AL MET GOD WILLEN PRATEN *kwijlkwijlkwijl*

I recycle my thoughts.

God doesn't reply to me :'(

I recycle my thoughts.

Me:
o my god i'm so glad finally talking to you!

*wacht 10 minuten*

I recycle my thoughts.

Ik heb er al 7342351 gehad en er antwoord geeneen.

I recycle my thoughts.

Mijnes antwoord ook heel de tijd niet

Het is niet ongewoon dat mensen hun hele leven wachten met beginnen te leven. - Eckhart Tolle

God ignores me, asshole.

I'll keep you a daydream away.