Chat with God. - Stamcafé

Oke... Dat was vaag

Me:
do you know satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
are you friends with him ?
God:
Yes him is one of my best friends.

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'God' zegt dat robots de wereld gaan overnemen.

God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Hij irriteert!.. Hij denkt dat Christelijk zijn een beroep is, ofzo. >.<

Save me with your love tonight.

Mijn God valt in herhaling :Ó
Me:
I did not get a name from my parents
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Ask them
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Maybe they will listen to you and give me a name
God:
Perhaps. Who are "They?".
Me:
My parents, are you paying atention?
God:
Have they always been me paying atention?
Me:
I lost you
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
Explain it
God:
"It" refers to get a name from your parents O, I think.
Me:
I really lost you
God:
You really do? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Yes do that
God:
Yippee! I will. Will you?
Me:
No you
God:
Are you serious? " Will you?"? Me, ?
Me:
What the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
No Hell
God:
Are you serious? Heaven.
Me:
Yes i'm serious as hell
God:
Hmm. Do you mind if I tell other people you are serious as hell.
Me:
No i do not :'D
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
Hmm then you are not a very good listener
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
Lost you again
God:
Once more? Where did you lose your me ?
Me:
When you said Hmm with 2 m''s
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Yes i think so :'D
God:
In what way? I think so too.
Me:
In every way
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
And i don't understand you
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Every part
God:
Maybe we should talk about something else.
Me:
Maybe.. Maybe not!
God:
I understand. Perhaps. I understand it very well.
Me:
I don't think you do
God:
I guess not.
Me:
Finally
God:
At last.
Me:
You really don't listen do you?
God:
Really? Do you listen? What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Lost you again :'D
God:
Once more? Where did you lose your me ?
Me:
Hmm In this conversation i think
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. That reminds me of something you told me before.

Get back motherfuckerz'

Woow dat was lang .o. Mijn god zegt ook dat De chinezen de wereld hebben gecreerd voor de Europeanen

Get back motherfuckerz'

Me:
hello? any1?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? How are you doing, any1.
Me:
i dont gonna tell u my name, and i allmost got to go to school ;_;
God:
Oh you don't, do you? That is interesting: any1 said allmost got to go to school.
Me:
My name is not any1....
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
any1=anyone, my name is a secret...
God:
When is any1 anyone your name not a secret?
Me:
i just dont like to share my name on internet
God:
What do you do for fun?
Me:
listening to emocore...
God:
I've never done that before, what is it like?
Me:
that is music...
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
im bored...
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
nah
God:
Why not?
Me:
to easy for me
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
uhhh....
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i dont know why i like pink
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
can u explain?
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
ehhhh... what does that mean?
God:
In the context of The explanation, I don't understand " ehhhh." . Does "that" refer to " In the context of The explanation, I don't understand " ehhhh." ?
Me:
oh, ok.
God:
OK. How can I help you?
Me:
to say why i like pink..
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
SHRDLHU? what is that?
God:
SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd. I've lost the context again.
Me:
oh, okay..
God:
Excuse me! OK with me too.
Me:
wait...
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
you are go, so you can undaerstand dutch?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am go so me can undaerstand dutch.
Me:
dus als ik nu nederlands praat kan je het verstaan?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
nope.. thats dutch..
God:
Me either. Makes sense to me.
Me:
i dont know what that means
God:
" Makes sense to me."? What does it means?
Me:
it means: ''so when i talk now dutch, you can understand it?''
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
what music o u like
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
okay.... containts the website bandspace computer virusses
God:
OK with me too. That input matched my default category.
Me:
and now simple english...
God:
Why now? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
realy?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
i ont know
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: any1 said ont know.
Me:
i mean: ''dont know''
God:
Me either.
Me:
i got to go...
God:
Thanks for chatting, any1.
Me:
bye.
God:
Goodbye.

Me:
I am god
God:
How are you, god.

Nu noemt hij me de hele tijd god. Dombeaux. :']

Mew <3

HahahaxD Kan ik met iemand chatten waarvan ik niet eens geloof dat diegene bestaatxD

To fight is to life and to life is to fight

hahahh

Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Het heden is de geschiedenis gezien door de toekomst.

Me:
god!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeaa!
God:
Aha. Um. Ah.

God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
carola
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, carola.
Me:
what's ur name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
okay sexy^^
God:
Yeah okay, You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
what? don't like it?
God:
Didn't you understand it? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

wtf lame

I solemny swear i am up to no good

Hij zegt dat hij een vrouw is en ik geen respect heb

Scream for mercy!

God kent Bill ^^.



Me:
Do you know Bill Kaulitz?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
That's a good question.
Me:
Yes or no?
God:
I see. Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah, do you know him?
God:
I can't believe it. Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
Is he look alike a woman?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
If he is, than we do talk about the same guy :'D

Scream for mercy!

Hij wilt geen realtie met mioj :'(
<3.

Your Butt is Mine!

God:
I've been waiting for you.

JA HIJ IS VERLIEFD OP MIJ

Your Butt is Mine!