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als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen
Your Butt is Mine!
Stranger: call me when you try to wake her up
You: is she still sleeping!? 
Stranger: i dont know!
Stranger: did you try to wake her up yet?!
You: No, I thought you already woke her up!
Stranger: then she's probably still sleeping!
Stranger: no no, that was your job!
You: That lazy cow!
Stranger: fat slag!
You: No, the schedule says it was your turn!
Stranger: what!!!
Stranger: Harold showed me the schedule last night and... oh wait.... are you Doreen?
You: No, I'm Helena!
You: I'm your best friend, forgot that?
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Stranger: Helena! how could i forget!
Stranger: if you see Doreen, tell that cow it's her turn to try to wake her up!
You: Okay, I'll tell her.
You: So, what are you up to, Madeleine?
Stranger: MadeLIN
Stranger: god, how many times do i have to tell you?
You: I'm sorry, I can't help that I forget it all the time!
Stranger: i knw i know, thats why we only pay you half what we pay Doreen
You: But you know I actually deserve more than her. She always runs away with Harold!
Stranger: Harold owns the company tho!
You: Do you know how many times she hooked up with him?
Stranger: i've seen the CCTV footage 
Stranger: how many?
You: eleven times.
Stranger: hussy!
Stranger: she gets a pay raise every time
Stranger: you should try it
You: Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
You: Why don't you want to hook up with Daniel? I thought you liked him?
Stranger: how do you think I got to vece-chairman at the age of 22? My throat hurts like hell these days of course, but it's been worth it
Stranger: (vice)
Stranger: Daniel sells crack to retarded children, didnt you know?!
You: No o.o I thought he helped Harold with running the company!
Stranger:
Stranger: what do you think the company does?!!
You: Make shoes? Promote porn? I don't know :p
Stranger: 'Hospital Crack Supplies Ltd', helloooooooooooooo?
You: Oh my gosh, I'm such a dumbass!
Stranger:
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: we should probably try to wake her up
You: Yes, I guess so.
Stranger: ok, go for it
Stranger: i'm having a nice cup of tea, i cant right now
You: But I'm making coffee!
Stranger: oh ffs
Stranger: what do we pay you for?!
You: For... uhm... being here?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: is that in your job description?
You: Yes, don't you remember?
Stranger: oh, right.... my god, it's been a long week!
Stranger: well how are we going to make sure someone tries to wake her up?
You: Call Harold to ask if Doreen is with him?
Stranger: they might be, erm, 'occupied'
Stranger: isn't Betty supposed to be in today?
You: Now you're saying that... Yes, I think so!
You: And James too!
Stranger: Betty AND James!
Stranger: I smell a rumor >
You: Me too !
Stranger:
Stranger: ok, you phone betty and i'll phone James!
Stranger: if neither answer, we'll know whats going on!
You: Yep :v
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: Betty isnt answering
Stranger: i mean james
You: Neither is Betty..
You: Oh wait, she does!
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: whats she saying!?
You: But I only hear someone... I don't know..
Stranger: ....
Stranger: do you hear chickens?
You: I only hear a lot of noise and someone calling 'yes!' 
Stranger:
Stranger: ok, thats enough ammunition to start any rumor we want! hurrah!!!
You: Ghehe ^^
You: Who shall we tell first?
Stranger: Helena, for god sake, just please go and try to wake her up please!
Stranger: i've already texted Harold and Susan and Ingmar
You: Why me? She won
Stranger: who won?
You: won't listen to me, and you know that!
Stranger: bah!
Stranger: i never understood why you two never got on with each other
Stranger: ok, how about we BOTH go?
You: Hmpf.
You: Okay. But you walk in front of me!
Stranger: we can throw our hot drinks over her, that'll wake the lazy cow up
Stranger: side by side!
You: That is such a great idea! Then she won't dare to steal any boyfriends again!
Stranger:
Stranger: lets make sure our drinks are extra hot....
Stranger: into the microwave for 15 mintues each....
You: I feel evil ^^
Stranger: *roll forward 15 mins*
Stranger: *PING!*
Stranger: yeah, evil is good >
Stranger: ok, shall we advance on her?
You: Hmm, what do you mean with that?
Stranger: you naughty bugger!
Stranger: i mean it in the military sense
Stranger: CHARGEEEEEEEEEE!!! etc
You: That is great!
You: Come on, let's go!
Stranger: ok! lets go!
Stranger: you make the horse galloping noises....
You: -galliop, galliop, galliop-
Stranger: CHARGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: get ready to throw!!
You: Ready.
You: Set.
You: THROW!!!!!
Stranger: *throws!!!*
Stranger: WAKE UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: -throwss!-
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
DID YOU SEE HER FACE!?
Stranger: oh god, she's not waking up.....
Stranger: yeah i did
Stranger: dead?
You: Damn.
You: Guess so?
Stranger: lazy bitch
Stranger: we should sell her on eBay
You: That's a good idea, what name shall we give her?
Stranger: erm...
Stranger: something beginning with a P
You: P.. Puppet?
Stranger: oooh!
Stranger: thats a great first name
Stranger: ok, surname?
You: Puppet Lazy? 
Stranger:
Stranger: done!
You: Cool :p
You: But I have to go now, gonna try to hook up with Harold ^^
Stranger: starting bids at.... one MILLION dollars?
You: yes!
Stranger: oh you slut
You: I know ^^
Stranger: but its the only way to climb the ladder in this place
You: I know.
Stranger:
You: Byeee MadeLIN!
Stranger: bye baby!
Stranger: see you on monday!
You: See ya!
Stranger:
die was echt leuk
If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.
Stranger: are you a ninja
You: I'm a vampire
Stranger: aww thats a shame
Stranger: can you bite my dog?
You: Nooo Ö Vamire's rule the world :')
You: Yeah, i can
Stranger: as he cant train to be a ninja
You: and than he's totally gonna go spider-pig on you
Stranger: ahah lol
Stranger: then we can make a crime fighitng duo
You: No you can't
You: caus if i bite 'em
You: He's probbebly gonna kill you ^-^
Stranger: no as ninjas have silver ninja stars so your screwed
You: Yeah, but I can not be killed, haven't you seen Twilight? Ö
Stranger: are you a vegetarian?
Stranger: vampire that i
Stranger: is*
You: Yes, but I'm new so it's hard for me ^-^
You: I wanna kill you right now
waha x'D
We'll never be as young as we are tonight
ik kende het al....
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Stranger: hi
You: are you pedobear?
You: or somethin?
Stranger: whats pedobear?
You: are u dutch?
Stranger: German
You: ok
Stranger: Kannst du deutsch
You: wait...
You: ill get google translate
Stranger: Can you speal German
Stranger: speak
You: no
You: not speak
You: but i can understand it a bit
Stranger: where are you from???
You: netherlands
Stranger: ah cool
You: ty
You:
Stranger: i've never been there
You: believe me...
You: you dont gonna like that land
Stranger: why
You: to manny anoying peepz
Stranger: ok?!
You: 70% of the peepz likes hiphop, rap, pop and that music
You: but allmost nobody like Rammstein
Stranger: ahh in germany too
You: or slipknot
Stranger: I like Rammsteib
You: or linkin park
You: me to
You: Feuer frei!
You: Bang! Bang!
You: lol
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Benzin
Stranger: =Petrol
You: du
You: du hast
You: du hast mich
You: u hast mich gefragt (or something)
Stranger: do you understand the lycris
You: a bit
Stranger: du hast mich gefragt
You: du = you
Stranger: yes
You: Hast = have
You: mich = me
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: Gefragt = asked
Stranger: yo
You: my pet cat died on 31 march 2009 
You: when i told it peepz...
You: they think it was a joke
You:
Stranger:
You: so....
You: u like system of a down?
Stranger: a bit
You: ok
Stranger: Have you an email adress
You: yes
You: but i dont share it
Stranger: my adress is benjaminhofmann@rocketmail.com
You: i ont wanna get problems
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: ok
You: my keyboard isnt good working toay
Stranger: only today?
You: yes
You: awwww...... cute....
You: some ducks in my backyard
You:
Stranger: ok
You: theyre cut
Stranger: My aunt have ducks too
You: cute...
You: shit >.<
You: i got to go
Stranger: what
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: ontd?
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You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiii
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: pretty good
You: and how is it with you?
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You: first of al...
You: are you pedobear?
You: hello?
You: hi?
You: SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!
You: !!!!!!
You: !!!
You: !!
You: !
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Stranger: hi!
You: hi
Stranger: where are u from?
You: are u dutch?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i'm finnish.
You: from teh netherlands
You: ok
You: you play runescape?
Stranger: never
You: good idea
You: its to boring
Stranger: ahh, u r so right!
You: ty
Stranger: i don't like fantasiastuff. -.-
You: nah
You: i like horror
Stranger: me too!
You: or metal music 
Stranger: horror and cute stuff!
You: like
Stranger: not metal, pop! asian pop <3
You: pop is like boring stuff
You: ever1 from my school likes it
Stranger: because pop is doog music?
You: ehhh....
Stranger: um. i mean GOOD
You: what does that mean
Stranger:
You: lol
You: just kidding
You: i know what good is
You: i mean
Stranger: : DDD
Stranger: how old are u?
You: what 'good'means
You: 12
You: u
You: ?
Stranger: ohh, so young :o i'm 17.
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: boy
Stranger: haha cool. any pictures?
You: no
You: i dont give it to strangers
You: >:
You: D
You: >
You: Mhuhahaha!
Stranger: I'm not stranger!! ;__;
Stranger: i can show my pictures ! if that helps?
You: no
Stranger: in internet.
Stranger: ;__;
You: im not really intrested
You: in pictures
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Stranger: hiiiiiiiiii!
Stranger:
Stranger: wanna see
You: hi
Stranger: my husband to be?
You: wa?
You: srr
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5P_p9izhX0
You: y
Stranger: him.
You: no
Stranger: WUT
Stranger: he;s bloody
Stranger: gorgeou though!
You: lol
You: srry
Stranger: !
Stranger: he isnt
Stranger: really
You: just 12 yrs
Stranger: my husband to be
Stranger: LMFAO
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nog geen Vlamingen of nederlanders tegengekomen .
Wel heel de tijd koreanen >.<'
zeg ik 'hi' zegd de stranger 'asl pls' zeg ik 'wait you are not from korea he ?'
nu begint hij 'I like korea blablaa'
volges mij is het stiekem zelf een koreaan,ookal heeft hy gzegd vn niet.
everybody needs a song.
