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    edit:
    als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen

    Tekst Imperd, en ik dacht laten we topic 3 openen.


    Your Butt is Mine!

    Hap schreef:
    (...)
    Woot! Nou ik moet nog een leuke Zweed vinden :P
    Lol, ik heb een leuke (en zelfs intelligente) Amerikaan op msn die me wil komen opzoeken ^^
    Maar on-topic:
    Stranger: hi
    You: are you a cookie?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: im person
    You: no kidding :/ i thought this chat was only for cookies
    You: my mistake
    You have disconnected.


    omg, ik lig acht plat, geniaal^^


    You've got to realize: you're the Devil as much as you're God.

    Ik ben nu bezig met iemand van Indonesië en hij/zij (weet niet of het een man of een vrouw is :'D) is best wel aardig (:


    Never run out of reasons to smile...

    Stranger: hi
    You: PINAPPLE
    You: DO YOU HAVE ANY PINEAPPLE?!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    All this dampness is damp.

    You: HEY DUDE
    You: HOWS LIFE?
    Stranger: HEYY
    Stranger: life's goooooood (:
    You: AWESOME
    Stranger: you're american, right?
    You: no man, no
    You: I'm Dutch bro
    Stranger: ahhhhhh
    Stranger: i see
    You: yeah
    Stranger: wanna have sex?
    You: YOU FUCKING MORON
    You have disconnected.


    You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

    De mijne zij altijd eng :x


    Hope goes lost but never dies.

    You: BOB?
    You: THAT YOU?
    You: OMG
    You: I FINALLY FOUND YOU
    You: BOB
    You: IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

    Stranger: hi
    You: OLLAH
    Stranger: asl?
    You: ?
    Stranger: AGE??
    You: why you ask
    You: important to you?
    Stranger: not really.. just trying to be careful not to talk to a perverted or an old person...
    You: Haha.
    You: I'm 15, dont worry.
    Stranger: I'm 13..
    Stranger: Haha..


    Hope goes lost but never dies.

    Heroic schreef:
    (...)

    Hahahaha x']


    No growth of the heart is ever a waste

    You: why is it raining here?
    Stranger: y u on omegle
    You: cuz im depressingly bored and a nolifer :] U?
    Stranger: to ask stupid questions
    You: Ah. Go ahead!
    Stranger: and to answer ur cus god hates u and he's trying to drown you
    You: Nein, er liebt mich! Ich bin sicher!
    You: U blonde + Ukrainian?


    No growth of the heart is ever a waste

    You: whatever you say next, I will tattoo it on my arm
    Stranger: come crawling faster!
    You: lol oh

    of deze

    You: whatever you say next, I will tattoo it on my arm
    Stranger: I FUCKED A MERMAID

    You: whatever you say next, I will tattoo it on my arm
    Stranger: i m 19 m looking for a horny f..

    :')


    There are several things that I have been doing wrong.

    Het is lang geleden dat hier gepost is, maar ik vind dit gesprek gewoon géweldig.

    Het ging erover dat ze uit indonesie komt, en ik het eten daar zo lekker vind.

    You: Are you eating rice with goulash? Hihi
    Stranger: no i want to eating bakso, sate padang or pecel lelel
    Stranger: you want ?
    You: Aaaaah yeeeessss
    You: I like sate hahaha.
    Stranger: hahahaha like as barack obama
    Stranger: he like eat sate

    Deze was Totaaal Crazy! En ik ben er maar op ingegaan xD:

    Stranger: Hey
    You: Hi
    You: Asl?
    Stranger: 67 , Shemale , In a pineapple under the sea
    You: Oh SPONGEBOB! :D
    Stranger: ;D
    Stranger: That's me (:
    You: Cool! I'm Sandy, HIIIIJJAAH!
    Stranger: :O I've been looking for you
    You: Cool! You found me :D Do you want a Burger? :D
    Stranger: Only a krabby patty ;D
    You: Okay :)
    You: Let's Go :)
    Stranger: Okaiii ;D
    You: Craack! .. Oh damn, I just crush Plankton
    Stranger: Rofl -____-
    You: How Long been you're livin' in the sea?
    Stranger: 67 Years :P said in my ASL :p
    Stranger: Anyways What's Up Brotatoe?
    You: Oh! you were Born in the Ocean! WAAUUW! I'm From Texas, You know, When I was 3 i Come to you're Sea :D
    You: What means BROTATOE?
    Stranger: Potatoe , But Brotatoe haha
    You: Right ;O
    Stranger: yuppers ;D
    You: Duppers ;'D
    Stranger: So what's up?
    You: I don't Know :O
    Stranger: o.O
    You: and What's up with you?
    Stranger: not much just moosic and facebawk
    You: ii Liike :D
    You: But Me 2 :p
    Stranger: Churr :P


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