Stranger: ARE U AN ICE CUBE?! Ö
You: NO, BUT I'M A DINO IN AN ICE CUBE.
You: =] Does that count?
Stranger: O noooo. you must be cold Ö
You: Yes, I am ): SAVE ME.
Stranger: I'll put you in the sun :]
You: NOOOOOO. THEN I'LL DIE FROM THE HEAT OF THE SUN.
Stranger: OH NO!
Stranger: WHAT THEN?
Dit moet wel het meesterlijkste gesprek ooit zijn xO Nouja, eerder het gesprek dat het iq van die mensen bepaald.
Stranger: hi, 25 male, looking for a girl to bang in my school library, NOW.
You: where is your school library?
Stranger: Boston
You: Sorry
You: to far away
You: can't help you
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
SamSacred schreef:
Dit moet wel het meesterlijkste gesprek ooit zijn xO Nouja, eerder het gesprek dat het iq van die mensen bepaald.
Stranger: hi, 25 male, looking for a girl to bang in my school library, NOW.
You: where is your school library?
Stranger: Boston
You: Sorry
You: to far away
You: can't help you
You: are you a penguin?
Stranger: Not that I know of
You: don't you have a mirror? Ö
You: oh my gosh what if you ARE a penguin and you don't know that and you die because of the heat Ö
You: i'll call the wwf
Stranger: It's forever raining here, no need to worry about that
You: penguins need ice, you smartass
Stranger: At least, no heat
Stranger: Water will be fine
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