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als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen
Your Butt is Mine!
ik zei toenet ollah.. en toen kreeg een chineese 
Rock hard, F*** Safe x']
Omg, hoe grappig. x)
Stranger: HAAAY
You: Heeey
Stranger: wazzup
You: Do you know Skandar Keynes?
Stranger: nope. am i supposed to?
Stranger: i just looked him up. DAYUM.
You: who?
Stranger: i just looked up that skandar guy
You: really?
Stranger: lol yeah. so what about him?
Stranger: oh he's the narnia dude
You: yeah,
You: he is totally hot if you ask me.
Stranger: hahah i agree
You: and who do you like?
Stranger: hahah the jonas brothers. i've never seen any of him movies or anything, but gaspard ulliel is pretty gott
Stranger: his*
Stranger: hott*
You: I think that Zac Afron is gay, i hate him.
Stranger: yeah, his face is so girly
You: He is ugly if you ask me.
Stranger: lol
You: But i have to go now.
You: Bye.
Stranger: kay bye
we've only said goodbye with words
Stranger: hello
You: My name is Natasha,I am Ashton Kutchers lover
You: secret lover ^^
Stranger: really?
Stranger: well im pleased for ya
You: yeah,but don't call any magasines
You: please (:
Stranger: im already on to one now
Stranger: as soon as I saw that i couldn't resist
You: omg noo,
You: Demi will know EVERYTHING
Stranger: you're fucked I think
Stranger: in more ways than one
You: I think also
You: hahaa,By my sweet Ash ^^
Stranger: is this some obsessive compulsion?
You: I don't understand the word compulsion,give me a minut
Stranger: lol okies
You: its not obsessive,belief me
You: it's He's obsession
Stranger: where you from?
You: Russia
Stranger: and how old?
You: 21
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: nice one
Hahaaa ^^
everybody needs a song.
Ik heb een geweldig gesprek met iemand uit Polen. Ik doe me dus voor als een achttienjarige, echt dikke fun x] Het gaat over sex 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ollaaah
Stranger: HI BITCH OR GAY
Stranger: FROM ?
You: WAHAHA BELGIUM, you?
Stranger: DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME?
You: OH YEAH I WANT :'DDDD
Stranger: FROM PLUTO
Stranger: OKAY, COME HERE
Stranger: BABE
You: Nice dude
Stranger: YES
Stranger: SO NICE
You: YEAH
Stranger: I'M SUPERMANSAUSAGE
You: What? Are you a boy or a girl ('=
You: OMG!!! Horny xDD
Stranger: GIRL AND BOY I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: YES
Stranger: GREEPY
You: YOUR NICE, DUDE
Stranger: THANKS
Stranger: AGE ? 17 ?
You: 18
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: I'M 167
You: WHOOT o.o That's hot
Stranger: YES, SUPERHIT
Stranger: HOT*
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOL
You: x]
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: YES
You: Yeah (:
Stranger: I'M BEATIFUL BLOND
You: ME TOO!
Stranger: YOU ARE BITCH ?
You: YES, I AM 
Stranger: OKAY...8O
Stranger: I'M TO
Stranger: TOO*
You: 8DDDD
Stranger: DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME
You: YEAH SURE, When & where?
Stranger: NOW, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Stranger: AND I CALL YOU
Stranger: I'M WAITING YOU
You: 3245587845 MY phone number
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: I CALL YOU
You: SURE
Stranger: WHERE YOU FROM ?
You: Belgium x] You?
You: I have to leave you
Stranger:
Poland
Stranger: NOOO
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: WAIT I COLL YOU
Stranger: CALL*
You: ALRIGHT
Stranger: I LOVE YOU HONEY
You: Love you ²
Stranger: <3
You: <333
Stranger: WILL YOU MARRY ME, BITCH ?
You: YES! I WILL
You: I DO*
Stranger: YOU CALL ME !
You: YOU CALL ME!
Stranger: ALLRIGHT HONEY BITCH <3
Stranger: YOU CALL ME, AND I CALL YOU ?
Stranger: ALLRINGHT ?
You: ALRIGHT!
Stranger: RIGHT*
Stranger: MY PHONE NUMBER IS : +358400420607
You: I CALL YOU! YOUR DAMN HOT
Stranger: THANKS, TOU TOO <3
Stranger: YOU*
Stranger: YOU PHONE NUMBER DOESN'T WORK ?
You: OH SAD! IT REALLY IS MY PHONE NUMBER!
Ik heb een geweldig gesprek met iemand uit Polen. Ik doe me dus voor als een achttienjarige, echt dikke fun x] Het gaat over sex
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ollaaah
Stranger: HI BITCH OR GAY
Stranger: FROM ?
You: WAHAHA BELGIUM, you?
Stranger: DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME?
You: OH YEAH I WANT :'DDDD
Stranger: FROM PLUTO
Stranger: OKAY, COME HERE
Stranger: BABE
You: Nice dude
Stranger: YES
Stranger: SO NICE
You: YEAH
Stranger: I'M SUPERMANSAUSAGE
You: What? Are you a boy or a girl ('=
You: OMG!!! Horny xDD
Stranger: GIRL AND BOY I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: YES
Stranger: GREEPY
You: YOUR NICE, DUDE
Stranger: THANKS
Stranger: AGE ? 17 ?
You: 18
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: I'M 167
You: WHOOT o.o That's hot
Stranger: YES, SUPERHIT
Stranger: HOT*
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOL
You: x]
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: YES
You: Yeah (:
Stranger: I'M BEATIFUL BLOND
You: ME TOO!
Stranger: YOU ARE BITCH ?
You: YES, I AM
Stranger: OKAY...8O
Stranger: I'M TO
Stranger: TOO*
You: 8DDDD
Stranger: DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME
You: YEAH SURE, When & where?
Stranger: NOW, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Stranger: AND I CALL YOU
Stranger: I'M WAITING YOU
You: 3245587845 MY phone number
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: I CALL YOU
You: SURE
Stranger: WHERE YOU FROM ?
You: Belgium x] You?
You: I have to leave you
Stranger:
Poland
Stranger: NOOO
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: WAIT I COLL YOU
Stranger: CALL*
You: ALRIGHT
Stranger: I LOVE YOU HONEY
You: Love you ²
Stranger: <3
You: <333
Stranger: WILL YOU MARRY ME, BITCH ?
You: YES! I WILL
You: I DO*
Stranger: YOU CALL ME !
You: YOU CALL ME!
Stranger: ALLRIGHT HONEY BITCH <3
Stranger: YOU CALL ME, AND I CALL YOU ?
Stranger: ALLRINGHT ?
You: ALRIGHT!
Stranger: RIGHT*
Stranger: MY PHONE NUMBER IS : +358400420607
You: I CALL YOU! YOUR DAMN HOT
Stranger: THANKS, TOU TOO <3
Stranger: YOU*
Stranger: YOU PHONE NUMBER DOESN'T WORK ?
You: OH SAD! IT REALLY IS MY PHONE NUMBER!
The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.
(...)
wuhaha wou die/zij/het echt bellen?
Stranger: hi
You: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Stranger: yes??
You: yes, marry me?
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
You: please? *puppyeyes*
Stranger: u r german???
You: no
Stranger: do u like indie music?
You: but i can be german 
You: please marry me.... i love you so much!
You: no i don't
Stranger: ok!!!!
Stranger: tomorrow??
You: yeah!
Stranger: or now!!
You: on a airplane above the ocean
You: tomorrow
Stranger: ok!!
You: i have to go now *gives ring*
You: see ya tomorrow honey!
Stranger:
Stranger: ko
You have disconnected.
The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.
omg dit was een nederlander :
Stranger: hi
You: i have a problem
Stranger: and?
You: can i trust you?
Stranger: yes why not
You: oke the truth is.....
You: i love you <33
Stranger: yeahyeah
You: marry me?
You: *gives ring*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where r u from
You: Holland, please say yes!
Stranger: hahaha ik ben ook van nederland
You: ow
Stranger: haha
Stranger: gekkerd
Stranger: doe je bij iedereen zo ?
You: jonge of meisje?
You: ja
Stranger: meisje
You: oke
You: van quizlet?
Stranger: haha wat een lol
Stranger: quizlet?
You: niet dus
You: een site
Stranger: oh , nee dus idd
Stranger: ben jij een jonge of een meisje
You: meisje xd
Stranger: haha ik vondhet echt grappig
You: ik ga andere nu tot huwelijk vragen doei!
Stranger: marry me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okee veel succes!
Stranger: en plezier
Stranger: doei
You: dankje jij ook xd
The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.
