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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I LOVE A GANGSTER BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL.


    hellyeah.


    One man's fun is another's hell.

    de mijne is 18 plus srry die zet ik hier niet neer

    I YELLED AT CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL

    November 13 Wit..xD

    Fantastisch..xD


    i need you like a heart needs a beat.

    I CHOKED ON MY NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE IM A NINJA

    nice x]


    People who are meant to be together always find each other in the end.

    I PLAYED WITH MY SCIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE I'M NOT HOMOSEXUAL


    Best way not to get your heart broken, is to pretend you don't have one.

    I YELLED AT A PERMANENT MARKER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL



    daz mijn zin ^^

    xxx

    I yelled at a banana because im a ninja x']

    I danced with a noodle because the voices told me to.
    Raar ^^


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    I ran over you like no other because that's how i roll
    gsellig!

    I CHOKED ON MY SCIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    I sang to your brother because that is how I roll


    Think before you act.

    I MURDERED YOUR SISTER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    i smoked a mexican because that is how i Roll


    PoisonTrash on camera

    i smoked a mexican because that is how i Roll


    PoisonTrash on camera

    I DID THE MACARENA WITH MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    klopt wel neit dat ik ooit dronekn ben geweest dan...


    You're the heir, I'm the forgotten grave..