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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I ran over a spoon because I am not homosexual and I hate myself!

    De logica! =]


    Mew <3

    I YELLED AT A LAMA BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL


    "You move me, Kurt." ~ Blaine Anderson

    I DID THE MACARENA WITH CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF


    If porn was music, the Internet would be a Gangbang x'

    I PLAYED WITH A PERMANENT MARKER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL


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    I DID THE MACARENA WITH A FOOTBALL PLAYER BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUALxD


    Love is the world. And that's make my smile.

    I smoked an Ipod becuase im not homosexual xD


    Run, run, her kiss is a vampire grin...

    I SMOKED A GANGSTER BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF

    hell yeah [:

    I ran over a banana BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    x]


    If you want me to listen, whisper...

    i love a spoon because i'm coolxD

    I RAN OVER A GANGSTER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    whaha die is koewl =]

    I HAD LUNCH WITH MY NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY


    Life is bigger It's bigger than you And you are not me

    I MURDERED A FIREMAN BECAUSE IM SEXXI AND I DO WHAT I WANT xD


    Crack a bottle

    01/02/1992 --> roze

    I LOVE A PAPERCLIP BECAUSE I CAN'T CONTROLE MYSELF


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    I HAD LUNCH WITH A FIREMAN BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF XD Yeah helemaal :''''D


    Your Words They Eat Right Through Me...

    I did the Macarena with myself because I'm a ninja
    xD


    I am an idiot, I move.