The Nightclub! • 32 - Off-Topic

Hello once again audience, we left off and I filled up a bucket of lava, I am trying to make a volcano right now and the lava has been talking to itself. Oh no, oh god no. Shut up dude. Of course I am freaking you okay? You can clearly not avoid me. No I am not, you are such a stupid. I do not have a brain, give me a brain. Yeah well whatever. Like that is a freaking excuse. It is definately a freaking excuse. Whatever you want dude. You killed me too many times, you burned all my stuff; But that is what I do man. Do not jump in m. Yeah well, I did okay, so live with it. I can not, I am not even really alive. Oh the saddest thing I ever heard. That is so sad. But it is true though, you are not freaking alive. Do not freaking say that, come on. I am sorry lava, I am sorry. I am just, you know a really bad rap. Yeah movies are like, when a guy jumps in lava their legs burn of. This voice must be really painful for you. Can you sound different? Oh sure, this is what I sound like. Oh no, oh no juice, what just happend? What are you trying to do? Sorry, sorry I am covered I am in a bucket right now you can not be submerged. I will put my hand over the bucket, it will be fine. I seriously doubt. Oh god, I am going to drown, I am going to drown, oh god oh god, oh Jezus, please. freedom, oh no, Oh god I am going to drown. I am going to freaking drown alright? Do it, yes, see I told you, oh no you got to get out now, stupid. There you go lava bucket. I did not do it for you. Can you have a different voice? Well what about this one? it is fine I guess, okay. What are we doing up here? Bring me back to my family. You are good at accents, lava, holy mother can you do Australian? I do not know, sometimes, saying, New Zealand, sort of often I learned how to speak Australian from the fosters commercials. Oh yeah pretty limited vocabulary then. yeah totally, totally. Did not even hit, because I am freaking though that is why. Australians are freaking though as nails tougher than nails. Nails are sissies. I had nails for breakfast. That is a bad idea. Why. Hey, what happend I lost your for a second ,oh yeah I, well I, how do I say this? This is a, this is a computer game. What are you talking about? What is a computer? It is a, it is a thing humans made. What is a human? That is what I am. Oh that is right, that is right you are a human. Our educations are quite limited, it is pretty underground. You will find a really good school. It is not an easy task, not an easy task at all. What are we doing up here? Lava You tell me I do not know. A part of me wants to reunite you with your family. In the face of the world and a part of me wants to build a big, big tower that goes all the way up top like that one. Does that go up to the top of the what? Atmosphere I think I will build it right next to that one horn that goes to the top. that sounds a bit dangerous does it not? Yeah yeah yeah, I love danger dude. Which gets me to my next point. This whole thing is a videogame.